Life Milti Hai Ek Baar, Maut Aati Hai Ek Baar, Pyar Hota Hai Ek Baar, Dil Toot Ta Hai Ek Baar, Jab Sab Kuch Hota Hai Ek Baar, . . . To Lauda Kyu Khada Hota Hai Baar-Baar.

Sexiest Message On A Girl’s T-Shirt: Sirf Sochne Se Nahin… Sirf Dekhne Se Nahin… Kuch Karne Se Bada Hota Hain… Aur Khada Hota Hain… “Insaan“

1990 Mein Abhinetri Madhuri Dixit Itni Hit Hui Ki Brahm Lok Tak Charche Hone Lage. Udhar Bhi Logo Ko Ichha Hui Ki Madhuri Ka Dance Dekha Jaye To Brahm Dev Ne Madhuri Ko Bulaya Aur Sabke Samne Nachne Ka Aadesh Diya. Andhere Mein Sab Mandali Bana Kar Beth Jate Hai, Aur Roshni Sirf Madhuri Par [...]

Pathan Ki Biwi Kisi Gair Mard Se Sex Karte Hue Boli. Biwi: “Tum 19ve Aadmi Ho Jis Se Main Thukwa Rahi Hoon” Premi: “Kya Pathan Nahi Thokta?” Biwi: “Nahi, Woh Sirf Usi Ki Thokta Hai Jo Mujhe Thokta Hai“

Most Dashing Line Written On The Front Of T-Shirt Of Newly Engaged Girl. . . . . . . . . . . “Opening Shortly“

Ek Baar Ek Shikari Bhalu Ka Shikar Karne Ki Sochta Hai. Apni Banduk Aur Baki Saman Ko Leke Jungle Pahunch Jata Hai. Kafi Der Batkane Ke Bad Use Ek Bhalu Nazar Ata Hai, Par Kambakth Bhaalu Bahut Chalak Hota Hai Wo Ek Taraf Jhaadiya Hila Ke Dusri Taraf Chala Jaata Hai, Jab Shikari Un Jhaadiyo [...]

Baba Saxidas Ke Ek Bhakt Ne Badi Pareshan Si Halat Mein Unse Puchha. Bhakt: “Ladkiyo Ke Nipples Ke Aas-Pas Small Dots Kyu Hote Hain?” Babaji: “Yeh Andhe Bhaiyo Ke Liye Bhagwan Ne Braille Lipi Mein Likha Hai Kripya Yahaa Chuse.“

Koun Kehta Hai Latakne Se Qad Lamba Hota Hai, “Chodumal” Agar Aisa Hota To Tattay Sab Se Lambe Hote.

Ek Baar Sharabi Santa Ka Lund Facture Hone Par Ek Admi Use Hospital Le Gaya, Waha Doctor Ne Pucha. Doctor: “Yeh Kaise Hua?” Santa: “Main Usko Jaan Se Maar Dunga Jisne Diwaar Par Nangi Ladki Ki Tasvir Chipkai“

Ek Ladki Ka Mangetar Mar Gaya, Ladki Laash Ko Dekh Kar Rote Hue Boli. Ladki: “Abhi To Mene Kuch Bhi Nahi Dekha Thha” Sath Mein Santa Khada Thha, Sun Ke Usko Dilaasa Deta Hua Bola. Santa: “Abhi Thodi Der Mein Nahlayenge Tab Dekh Lena“