10) Doctor -  Because He Says, “Take Off Your Clothes.”

9) Dentist – Because He Says, “Open Wide.”

8) Hairdresser – Because He Says, “Do You Want It Teased Or Blown.”

7) Milkman – Because He Says, “Do You Want It In Front Or In Back?”

6) Interior Decorator – Because He Says, “Once You Have It All In, You’ll Love It.”

5) Banker – Because He Says, “If You Take It Out To Soon, You’ll Lose Interest.”

4) Police Officer – Because He Says, “Spread ‘Em.”

3) Mailman – Because  He Always Delivers His Package.

2) Pilot – Because He Takes Off Fast And Then Slows Down.

1) Hunter – Because He Always Goes Deep In The Bush, Shoots Twice And Always Eats What He Shoots.

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