Teacher: “What Is A Condom?”

Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata Hai

Teacher: “Aap Itna Muskura Kyu Rahe Ho?”

Aamir: “Sir!, Wo Kya Hai, Bachpan Se Iccha Thi Ki Main Sex Education College Mein Padhu! Aaj Yaha Padh Raha Hu, Bahut Maza Aa Raha Hai”

Teacher: “Zyada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai, Condom Ki Defination Bolo?”

Aamir: “Sir! Condom Is Anything Which Reduces Population”

Teacher: “Will U Plz Elaborate?”

Aamir: “Har Wo Cheez Jo Population Control Kare!”

“Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai, Condom Hai Na”

“Masti! Chahiye Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak, Condom Hai Sir”

“Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se Ghire Hue Hai”

“8th Class Ke Ladke Se Lekar Mujh Tak, Sab Condom Ka Use Kar Rahe Hai”

“1 Second Mein In, 1 Second Mein Out, In-Out, In-Out”

Teacher: “Arre… Defination Kya Hai?”

Aamir: “Wo Hi To Bata Raha Hu Sir”

Teacher: “Exam Mein Ye Sab Likhoge?”

“Ye Condom Hai! Masti! Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak! Idiot”

“Anybody Else??”

Chattur: “Sir!, Condom Are Between Any Combination Of Body So Connected, That Their Relative Positions May Be Seen In Kamasutra..”

Teacher: “Wah! Kya Baat Hai.“

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