3 Idiots Lab Scene But For Sex Education
Teacher: “What Is A Condom?”
Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata Hai
Teacher: “Aap Itna Muskura Kyu Rahe Ho?”
Aamir: “Sir!, Wo Kya Hai, Bachpan Se Iccha Thi Ki Main Sex Education College Mein Padhu! Aaj Yaha Padh Raha Hu, Bahut Maza Aa Raha Hai”
Teacher: “Zyada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai, Condom Ki Defination Bolo?”
Aamir: “Sir! Condom Is Anything Which Reduces Population”
Teacher: “Will U Plz Elaborate?”
Aamir: “Har Wo Cheez Jo Population Control Kare!”“Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai, Condom Hai Na”
“Masti! Chahiye Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak, Condom Hai Sir”
“Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se Ghire Hue Hai”
“8th Class Ke Ladke Se Lekar Mujh Tak, Sab Condom Ka Use Kar Rahe Hai”
“1 Second Mein In, 1 Second Mein Out, In-Out, In-Out”
Teacher: “Arre… Defination Kya Hai?”
Aamir: “Wo Hi To Bata Raha Hu Sir”
Teacher: “Exam Mein Ye Sab Likhoge?”
“Ye Condom Hai! Masti! Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak! Idiot”
“Anybody Else??”
Chattur: “Sir!, Condom Are Between Any Combination Of Body So Connected, That Their Relative Positions May Be Seen In Kamasutra..”
Teacher: “Wah! Kya Baat Hai.“
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Thx bhai logo, mujhe khushi hai ki aapko jokes pasand aate hai. Meri b puri koshish hoti hai ki jokes main dhund dhund ke lau
thnkxxx to admin ……………..
for share dis joke …….
Nice one!
Good joke for idiots.
great joke……admin sir jitna risarch aap jokes me karte hai agar utna science me karte to india aaj abse upar hota..
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arre adim bhai…priyanka ka matlab biological science se tha…i mean reproduction…koi baat nahi priyanka…maine us field mein kafi research kar rakhi…tum aa jaao…tumhe bhi sikha dunga,,,,
He he good joke good joke actualy amir ne sabki pol khol di or teachar ki maa chod di
admin sir aap baate badi acchi karte hai…..baate banana to koi aapse sikhe….i like your talking style so much…
Priyanka, Yaar mujhe tum sab logo Sir Sir na kaha karo. we are friends.
And dear main roti paani, logo ka bevkoof bhi acha bana leta hun ;)
Mera talking style ke sath sath mera hair style bhi acha hai :P
aryan muje biologicaql scirnce me kuch interst nahi hai….ha agar tum muje kuch sikhana chahte ho to maths sikha dena
hey maths mera fav subject tha….kya problem hai…can i help?
Nice
Nice one. Are yar itni 3idiot ki copy kar hi le thi to sonal ke sath chamatkar v kar hi leta.
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solid hai bhai….
How to post ur own jokes here.??
I have posted 1 here by clicking submit joke, but my joke is not added here yet. Although the massage of "joke posted successfully" was came. :(
Dear Abhay, Tumne jo joke submiat karvaya hai vo by mail humare pass aa jata hai
hum pehle usko dekhte hai fir modify karke dalte hai to ismein time lag jata hai.
already bahut sare jokes post ke liye hote hai so time lag jata hai
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must tha bhai…….!!Admin bhai agr hume bi apna joke post krna ho to kaise post karange yahan????
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priyanka tum aao to sahi…sab sikha dunga…ye bhi sikha dunga…ki 1+1 = 3 kaise ho jaate hain…sirf 9 months mein….
Aryan koi jaroori nahi tum 9monts mein 1+1=4 bhi sikha sakte ho.
ab to nahi sikhna hai muje maths…..apni vidya apne paas hi rakho ..aryan and dhiraj
arre priyanka mil jaaye….to poori cricket team khadi kar de…9 months mein….
admin bhai…maine bhi ek joke send kiya tha…arre post kar do yaar…
Please, Aryan joke ka title to bata diya karo
abhi to mujhe bhi nahi yaad hai…frm next time…ll surely do…
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