A Different Kind of Fantasy
One Day A Nun Was Standing On The Side Of The Road Waiting For A Cab.
A Cab Stopped And Picked Her Up. During The Ride She Noticed That The Driver Was Staring At Her.
When She Asked Him Why, He Said, “I Want To Ask You Something, But I Don’t Want To Offend You.”
She Said, “You Can’t Offend Me. I Have Been A Nun Long Enough That I Have Heard Just About Everything.”
The Cab Driver Then Said, “Well, I’ve Always Had A Fantasy To Have A Nun Give Me A Blow Job.”
She Said, “Well, Perhaps We Can Work Something Out Under Two Conditions. You Have To Be Single, And You Have To Be Catholic.”
Immediately The Cab Driver Said, “Oh, Yes! I’m Single And I’m Catholic!”
The Nun Said, “Okay, Pull Into That Alley.”
The Cab Driver Pulled Into The Alley And The Nun Went To Work. Shortly Afterwards, The Cab Driver Started Crying.
The Nun Said, “My Child, What’s The Matter?”
He Said Tearfully, “Sister, I Have Sinned. I Lied, I Lied…I’m Married And I’m Jewish!”
The Nun Replied, “That’s Okay. My Name’s Jai And I’m On My Way To A Costume Party!“
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same 2 u kapil bhai…..
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Adnin bro, Jai ko itna badnam q kar raha hai? Ab to Jai, munni se b zyada badnaam ho gaya hai.
Ab to baqsh de usko. Kahin is sadme se dukhi hokar, Jai ye site hi chhodkar bhaag na jaye.
Joke me jhol hi jhol hai.
yaar admin jab to joke banaye to 2 din pahle bata diyo ..taki m yahi rahu…pichli baar mujhpe jo joke bana wo mene miss kar diya tha…is baar nahi karna chahta…hehehehe
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abe deepak …m admin ki maaru ya wo meri…tu apni hadd me rah..ye hum dosto ke beech ki baat hai….tune kyu padi lakdi gaand me li hai…………ab ander ghusegi yaa bahar niklegi dard to tujhe hi hona hai…….
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