A Free Advice For Women
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Free Advice To Women By William Sexfear
Go Without Bra.
Nobody Will Notice The Wrinkles On Your Face.
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very true….admin…..dimag aa gya tujh mein….
vese mene note kiyatujhe ese jokes jyda pasand aate hai hmmm… aurto ka dushman sala
mujhe logic wale jokes pasand h …..ismein aurto ka dushman wali baat kahan se aayi
Hahahaha
Kya bat hai bidu
Who care . . .?
Ladka bola
Roj roj hum to jaate hai
Sanam k chauhara
Ek din
Sanam ka baap bahar aaya
Aur bola
Ab na aana dubara
Varna
Taange tod dunga tumhara
good joke*
gd evng and gd night frndz…
Bye bye.., dosto.
संता अपने दोस्त से..
कल रात एक लड़की ने मुझेलिफ्ट दी और बहुत दूर तकअपनी स्कूटी से ले गई..
दोस्त ने पूछा फिर क्या हुआ?
संता : दूर ले जा कर उसनेअपने सारे कपड़े उतार दिए और बोली..
जो चाहिए ले लो..
दोस्त: फिर.?
संता: स्कूटी ले ली..कपड़ों का मैं क्या करता..!!!
Shi kiya santa ne. Ladki to fr mil jayegi, bt free ki scooty kha milegi :-)
Yes wanted, santa is intelezant. Agar hum me se koi hota to 40hazar ki scoty chod deta. Aur chut leta vo bhi 15-20 mins ke liye
:))
Priya
ji mai samir hu ish site ka sabse sarif larka,sabse ganda lrka to prince the bad guys hai,jo sirf gandi gandi baten krta aur sirf jhagra krta hai,jbki mai to kuch bhi nhi krta hu
fir bhi koi mujh se dosti hi nhi krta hai,isi liye mai site pr nhi aata hu
mai akela hu tanha hu,kya aap mujh se dosti karengi
please bolye na;(:(:(
JPR
hmmmmmm…..ok ji :)
Priya
ji ab hum dono dost ban gye haina to kuch bataye na apne bare me ,kya aap shadi shuda ho ?
JPR
NO
hi, priya ji kaisi ho aap?
@Jay…jay….jay,
..itni shyari na kiya kro,
..itni mohbbat na dia kro,
..kal agr aap se mulaqat naa ho paee,
..to uss shayari aur pyaar ka kya kroge??
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@Deepak,
tumhari naa maujoodgi mein bhi hum tumse baatein kr saktein hain.
tumhari naa maujoodgi..mein bhi hum tumhare pyaar ko mehsus kr sakte hain,
pyaar bhle naa krein km se km dosti mein to kucch baate kr lo tum,
chalo koi baat nhi tumhari dosti ki nishaani mere pass to hai..
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mujhe khushi hai ki Dear Deepak aur jay honey..aakhri saans tak mujhe dil mein izzat aur pyaar dete rahenge…!!ab Deepak..tum to apne naam ki tarah ho..jise log pyaar se mandir mein,tyohaaro mein..rakhte hain sajaate hain..!!u r lost in my heart just like jay..nd its needless to search you out..maybe my heart is not full of love..but you both ll alwez get the true and forever love frm my *<3heart<3*!!take care! jay honey n Deepak strawberry!!:)
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Ap k cmnts…jo..ap ne apne dil ki gahraraiyo se mere liye likhe h…un ka rply krne k liye mere ps koi words nh h….n..shayad thnx ya us jese words bht chote h…
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Shayad meri khamoshi ap smj paao…..
hahahahahaha!!..ab mere pass koi shabd nhi jo tum aisa kh rahe ho…tum mujhse bachoge nhi..means mera love n respect tumhare liye 4ever rahega..Dear Deepak..tumhare cmnt tumhein bayaan krte hain isliye tum mujhe pasand aate ho!!..tc Dear..yanha aur bhi ladke aate hain..unki baato mein woh sab nhi jo tumhari baato mein main sense kr leta hoon…by the way yanha har ladke k coments ko sense kr leta hoon..lagbhag sabkucch:)
………………………….:)GOOD NIGHT N TC!!(:…………………………………….
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1 more advice…go withoUt clothes, every one will be stunned…..e
Hi..frnz…sorry doston network ki prblm k karan ap sb se dua salam nh ho paya…
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Kya hl h ap sb k..?
Hi..Dhiraj ji, Del bro., wanted ji, jay bro, nilesh ji , n bht sharif insan ji , priya ji , prity ji , kya hl h ap sb k..?
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New Couple Kept having sex 24×7
.They Became very weak but didn’t Stop.
They Consulted a Dr.
The Dr. Said:Have Sex only on those days which have a ‘R’ in it.i.e..ThuRsday, fRiday or SatuRday.
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Couple Agreed.
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On Monday Husband Asks his Wife Darling, Wats the Day Today.?
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Wife gives a Naughty smile & say
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Som vaaR..!!!
hii & good joke
good joke deepak
……Deepak..a final request tumse that ..tum mujhe Dear Dhiraj kaha kro..mujhe accha lagta hai..agr mein tumhein Deepak ji bolunga to..usme mujhe khalipan najar aaega..what ii feel agr tum mujhe iss tarah address krte ho..
1.hi Dhiraj:a friend
2.Dhiraj:an old friend
3:Dhiraj ji:respect to a friend
4:Dhiraj Dear:love+love
5:Dear Dhiraj:respect+love
6:Dear:love
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ab tum kya mujhe kh k bulana chahte ho??tc n good night!!
Good joke
gud1
Navya kahan gai aaj ? Gud nyt dear frnds.
Goodn8 friends sabhi so chuke honge isliye sabhi ke sapane aaj achchhe ho lekin sachche na ho kyoki sapne sab log hi galat dekhte ho by sweetdream
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tin ten..swapnn yatri gan kripya dhyan dein need sankhya 12612 dream world se real world ko jaane wali good night express apne nirdharit samay se 30min deri se chal rahi hai..swapnyatrio se nivedan hai..need aane se pehle apne kmre ki batti bhuja dijiega..tin ten!!
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Goodmorning all of u
gud mrng PRITY JI.. And all frndz…
hw r u n all…??
Prity raat ko neend nhi aati kya? N gud morn.
kya baat ha priti bidu subah uthte hi Net !!!!
bro NET realy me bahut hi kharab hai. But iske bina maza b to nhi ata na….
Jisko netfobiya ho gya to chhutne ka name nahi leta…
* dont mind. Hehehehe…
M0st em0si0nal m0ment”Roye
hum iss
kadar unki laash se lipat kar… Wah
wah.. Ke laash khud uthkar boli
humse ..
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. LE TU MARLE, pehle…! :-D:-D :D:P
waah… waah..! kya baat hai mujhe bhi btana tha naa..!
Teacher- Ye Kaunsi line hai?
“India me Corruption khatam ho
Jayega..!”
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English Student- Future
IMPOSSIBLE Tense… :P
Hindi student- Asatya bilkul
asatya!
Chemistry student- Jis din Barium
(Ba) aur Sodium (Na) combine
hoke BaNaNa banege!
Engineering studnt- Jab mere
80% marks ayenge! :D
Mathemathic Student- Sir the
condition is HYPOTHETICAL..! :P
Boy to his Gf : u knw what..?
Aaj maine blackberry liya.. :)) . . .
Gf : ohh wow mere dad bhi aaj
mango layee the.. :)).. :P
Gud mrng frng >LOVE STORY OF
ENGINEER: . I was in12th She was
in 12th . I got B.Tech She got BA . I
was doing B.Tech She got M.A. . I
was preparing for M.TECH
enterance, She got married . I m
doing M.TECH She is d mother of 2
children . I got PH.D Her daughter
is in 1st std, . I became DOCTRATE
her daughtr passd 10th . I hav
joined job. Hr Daughtr joined
College. The Greatest irony- . .
Today is my marriage & Her
daughtr is my WIFE . . Sala Agle
Janam Arts hi Lunga
Chaman bhai ke area me ek ladki ka rape ho gaya..! jisne rape kiya us ladke ko chaman bhai ke paas laaya gaya..!
Chaman bhai:-Haan to tu ye jante huye bhi ki ye chaman bhai ka area hai phr bhi rape kiya..!
Ladka:-Je..!bhai main karta bhi kya..? aap dkho main paas ki dukaan pe chaat kha raha tha to usne mujhe ishare se apne paas bulaya..!
Maine socha main nahi jaunga phr socha nahi chaman bhai ka area hai yaha sb ko co-oprate ho ke chalna padta hai..!
Chaman bhai:-Haan ye tune theek kiya phr…?
ladka:-Phr… bhai main uske paas gaya to usne apna lips mere lips pe rakh diya…!Maine socha chaman bhai ka area hai phr… turant khayal aaya sirf kiss hi to kar rahi hai..!
Chaman bhai:Aanh..! phr..
Ladka:-Phr usne apna boobs mere haantho me de diya…Main darr gaya socha chaman bhai ka area hai…!
to ladki ne kaha main saath nahi dunga to wo shor machaegi.!
Maine Kuch socha aur phr usse kaha only suck dnt fuck aakhir chaman bhai ka area hai..!
Chaman bhai:-hmmm…. phr aage…?
ladka:-phr aage usne apna boobs mere muh me daal diya aur apne kapde utar diye aur mere bhi phr maine socha ye chaman bhai ke area me galat ho raha hai aur is bich usne mera lawda apne muh me daal liya phr maine socha chaman….. bhai…..
Chaman bhai being xcited nd intrupng nd xcitely sayng..:-Abee..!bhosdi ke chaman bhai gaya maa chudane tu aage ki bta….?
Ladka:-Maine bhi yahi socha..! :-XD
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Shandaar
thanx… <3