A Man With His Tool In A Woman’s Mouth
Views: 25,788 - Posted on 08 Apr 2012
A Great Thinker Once Said:
A Man With His Tool In A Woman’s Mouth ….
Can Be A Dentist.
Shame On Your Dirty Thinking.
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Admin bro yar tumhare double meaning joke me bahut dum hota hai.. (mano ya na mano)…
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Customer: Iski koi warnty….???
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hahahaha nice 1
Good joke nilesh
Sharif ladko se jyada kismat wale to gali k kutte hain…
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Kam se kam ladki palat palat k dekhti to hai ki aa raha hai ya nahi…;-)
Tumhara joke bhi accha hai
Are Deepak bro mere pas ek farmula ha jiske istemaam karne se admi kutte jaisa dikhne lag jata ha.
Agar tumhe us farmule ki jarurat ho to mujhe kah dena. ma tujhe vo formula de dunga ek dost hone ke nate
Thnx dost..
Meri ankhen bhar ayi h..tumhara itna bada balidaan dekh kr..tum apne upar aajmaya hua farmula muje dena chahte ho..thnx yr..tumhara apna…khud pr aazmaya hua farmula muje batana….mere bht se dost h, jo tumhari tarah shareef h…tumhara ye farumla un k kaam ayega…
Oh sorry deepak yaar ma ye btana to bhul hi gya ki maine ye formula kispar ajmaya ha
darsal maine ye formula tumhare kutte par ajmaya tha aur vo admi ban gya tha. Mera to yahi man na ha ki ye admi ko kutta bhi bna sakta ha baaki isko ajmane ke baad hi pta chalega is liye apne dost ko ajmane ka mauka diya .
Aur isme thanks kahne jaisi koi baat nahi dost hi dost ke kaam ata ha pagle
hahahahahaahehehehheheh
hmmmmmmmmmmmm……………
Bekaar
1 dost dusre dost se – kutta apni poonch kyon hilata hai dusra dost – kyonki poonch kutte ko nahi hila sakti
bekaar
Hi..frnds..kaise h ap sb…?
@ Nilesh bro. Apun to mst h..ap sunao..
Wese bhai ap sote kb ho..day n nyt ap site pr rehte ho…
@ Del. Bro. Mai pichle 18 20 din se hi is site pr hu..n..is se pehle..nh tha..or mai wanted bro. Ki barabari nh kr skta yr…mene un k cmnts to nh padhe but..ap sb un ko aj b yaad krte ho..mtlb kuch to baat hogi unme..
@Admin bro. Joke bht mst tha..but..yr…ap k vo dhansu wale cmnts nh a rahe..
@ sonam ji…an dekhe doston ki duniya me ap k fir se swagat h…sonam ji hum sb ki dosti itni majboot door se bandhi hui h ki 1 dusre ko dekhe or jane bina b..hum sb k dil me jagah h 1 duje k liye…so hum sb yaad krte h…n..iss me thnx wali koi baat nh…bs is baat ki khushi h ki ap fir se site pr ho…n..ab khush ho…
@priya ji ap kaha gayab ho aj..?
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Dhiraj bro. , lalit mangla ji , anuj bro. , pyare mohan ji or sare frnds kya haal h ap sb k…?
Yaar wanted ka real name Deepak h , wo bhi 20 dino se hi gayab h Rashi ji bhi gayab h ….admin ne daant j bagha dia unhe…
:’(
Lulleted bachha,.. vo dono honeymoon pe gaye hai hehehehehe mere sath
main rashi kamre mein wanted ki duty car chalane ki aur khayal rakhne ki hai ki dekhta rahe kahi chaapa na padd jaye
ow hehehe muje b laga ye wanted h ..by d wy i m fine..hows u?
Gud joke admin ……
Sale Mein tera jeth lagta hun …mujh se baat nahi karta…..
hahaha admin k jeth abto ladko k b devar jeth hote h haayee hehehe
nahi bhonsdi ke tu vo hai jiske L pe topi ki jagha uske sir pe topi hai.. aur main un se bat b nahi karta jinka naam L jaisa ho hehehehehehe
oeee chashma pehnkr rply ni krskteeee..kiska rply kisi ko krdete ho
Hmmm. mujhe khud nahi pata ese kaisi ho gaya….. may be backend issue :p
Oh me toh yahan naya hun! Lekin aap logon ke coment padhne ke baad lagta hai aap sua colledge stu. Ho ! Woh bhi ek hi area ke! Well jab bhi mujhe bore lagta hai me yaha aa ke hasta hun! I like u all!.!
.hey i love that tool..in my mouth nthing gross bout that …if u guys cant stop taking someother tool..i.e femmie t(o) (o)l…i love sucking cocks..but the shitt on me..i kicked my luck off..that had wlcmd me some yrs back..still repntig 4 that..nd its intresting to knw d it had been practisd in our histry…its dirty but feelin is great..god bless my hesitatin attii..
…GOOD EVENING….
I LOVE MAN N THEIR AWESOME TOOL:).dirty desire!!
…cock!! cock!! cock!!..u r so lovely..that i cnt stop thinkin bout you!!
…its dirty butts okk!!
…nice dirtyjoke!!..garmi ka din hai bhaiyo..apna khyal rakhiyega[|?)
..dont stepback urslf doin natural things..G:OD 9Y8!!Baaaeeee!!
….deepak you great ho yaar..sabko jo yaad krte ho..tumhe nhi bhulunga!!
….mujhe ladki dekhe ya naa mujhe koi phrk nhi padta..mujhe to bus yeh matlab hai..kon dekhne layak hai..ya kon layak dekh raha hai..:)
thnx bro.
..yanha ek rule hai…ladke ladko se panga na le
2.ladke ladkio se chanda naa le
..say thanx someone..who says somthing good for you..no matter..whether he/she is bitch,ghost,enemy,friend…coz its mean ..they think u value them!!
1 baar 1 nilami main 1 aadmi gaya wahan 1khatara gadi ki nilami ho rahi thi uski kimat karod main pahunch gayi us aadmi ne apne paas wale se iska karan puchte hue kaha ye to bilkul khatara hai iski kimat to 10000 bhi nahi hai to usne kaha is gadi se ab tak 50 accident ho chuke hain or her baar sirf wife hi mari hai ye sunte hi usne bhi nilami main kimat lagani shuru ker di
…welcome dear!!Deepak..
..there are 10 lacs of people..who will oppose you on some of your views and contrary there are 10lacs who will support you..whatt your say??..ans nt required!!
we dont knw milk of its color..but of its value,merits n benifits..same applicable to friends also..!!
…..(G*o*o*D.)
…(.N!I!G!H!T.)
..(T^A^K^E*C^A^R^E)
.[DREAM*SWEET*DREAMS]
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Gud nite frnds………..kal milenge,naye din me admin k naye joke aur aapne naye vicharo ke saath…………so,bye nd gn………..
Sonam ji apne cmt ki date and time check kijeye …naya din shuru Ho gya h ….
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Arz hai;
Nikle jo duniya ki bheed me to ye jana h
Nikle jo duniya ki bheed me to ye jana h
Har wo shaqs udaas h jise subah uthkar office jaana h..
vo shaqs jyada udas jise subah uth kr kahi nh jana h..
…20 carod berozgar indians yahi bolenge..
Ryt bro.?.
yeah reality he india ki………….