A Notice For Girl Workers
Views: 22,461 - Posted on 06 Sep 2011
A Notice In A Factory For Girl Workers.
If Your Skirt Is Long, Protect Yourself From Machines
But If Your Skirt Is Short, Protect Yourself From Mechanical Engineers
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kya bhth good joke hehehahahuhu
Bachcha! Ye joke nhi hakikat h. M for mechanical engineer. M for mard. M for maal. M for muthmar. Jo bachcha mechanical enginnaring se hai wo ise bhali-bhanti parichit hai.
bhai jaan thanks yaar phle iss site pr kam se kam 4 bar cmant krne pr yha so hota tha aaj ek baar me he so hogya phle bhai bhut presane hote but aap ni ye kam bhut achha kiya
Hi bheem ji ap kaise ho,,mujhe apke sayri aur joke bahut hi pasand hain,,,aj kl ap sayri kyun nhi krte ho,,,,,mai daily ap sabke cmnts padhta tha,,,kya ap mujh se dosti karoge,,,dekhye na koi mujhse dosti hi nhi kr rha hai,,aur sabhi mujhe kuch aur hi samajh rahe hain,,,pta nhi kyun
majnu bhai kyu nhe bhai mai aap se doste krne ke liye tayar hu but aap ko bhee ek bath btane hogi aap kis ke majnu hai bhai aap name bhut mast hai or ek bhat or aap kha se ?
majnu bhai kyu nhe bhai mai aap se doste krne ke liye tayar hu but aap ko bhee ek bath btane hogi aap kis ke majnu hai bhai aap name bhut mast hai or ek bhat or aap kha se hai or bhai rhe sayri ki bath to bhai toda busy hu free hote he sab se phle aap ko sunawoga ok bhai
@jay,..miss u!!
@kinshuk….tc! miss u2.
@tc! di.
tc..friends…
Hi dhiraj ji apke DANDE ka size kya hai,,jra sa bataye na,,
taki mai jan saku ki jay k gand ka surang kitna bada hai,,,hahahaha,
bechara jay jise dhiraj ne nanga krke mar diya apne danda hehehe
Majnu tu Dhiraj se mere DANDE ki bhi size puch ley aur apni GAND ke hole ko utana hi mota karke pahle se rakh ley taaki jis din mai apna DANDA teri GAND me Ghusedu to phir se dubara na teri GAND phat jaaye.
dhiru, tm to mujhe bhul hi gye ummmmmmm
dhiru, tm to mujhe bhul hi gye ummmmmmm :(
achacha to ye rahega ki wo skirt hi n phne, :D
gud thought…tere office mein aisa hi hoga….t-tha-astoo
Wanted agr wo skirt nhi pahnegi to kya tum skirt pahnoge aur sath m bra b pahnoge hahaha,,,
aise,, r u fm ,,lady wanted,,,hahahaha
@ Wanted bro. n Dear All,
Ye Majnu koun hai kya Aap logo ko Maloom hai ???????
Ye Gandu Apna Samir hai jo Pakistan me Pathano se apni Gand pahrwa kar Aaya hai aur hum dosto se muh chupaye phir raha hai.
@ Admin bhai, plz… Esko bolo ye apna Nakaab utar kar apne Asali Naam se aaye hum sab ki humdardi eske sath hai hum sab eski "G" nahi marenge bas ye humare Pappu ko sahlakar, Chumma dekar sula diya karega…..hehehe
Jay juth na bol.. ye paksitan ke bad mein afganistan b gaya tha hehehehe
hehehe……Admin bahi tabhi to mai eski Gand dekhkar soch raha thha ki ye 2 style me kaise phati huyi hai……
thanx bhai tumne ye bata kar mera Confusion door kar diya.
wanted bhai kya haal hai yar tumne jo mujh se 50000 rs leya tha vo abi tak nhe lotaya yaar dekh 1 manth ho gya ab to daide hehehe
Achha ji kya baat hai
partiality h …y mech. engrs only…
@ admin i mailed u 700+ jokes check them up and publish them plzzzz this time…..
bhai tu marwayega mere ko :( itne sare jokes hehehe abe is se acha ek kam kara kar… bhai unko bana ke tarike se send kar diya kar.. na to sath kis ath publish ho jayenge aur logo ki duaye b mil jayegi…
ese to mere pas hazaro jokes pade hai factory mein.. but muskhil hai unko rewrite karna apni langauge mein.. copy paste kar ke to main ek din mein 1000 b dal dunga :(
Bhai Jo good standard k h unhe publish kar de…
Edit to tujhe hi karne padenge. Site teri h….vaise jokes good h ….I m very selective …
Dheek h MEIN hi dal dunga but fir duplication bhi Ho sakti h …..
Meine Jo jokes 1-1karke cmt MEIN dale the wo to publish nahi hue….
Mubarak Ho Samsung galaxy tab…..
Admin bhai, Dhiraj yaar, Rashii dear n all frnds, GOoD DaY !!!!!!!!
A Question 4 All:
Dunya Main Kya Ziyada Mushkil Hai?
Kisi Ka Ho Jana??????
Ya
Kisi Ko Apna Bana Lena?????
What Do You Say ????????
Reply With Solid Reason…………
agar to ladki hai uske liye mushkil hai kisi ko apna bana lena
aur ladka hai to uske liye mushkil hai Kisi ka ho jana
and itna dimag tum sab mein hai. so jarurat nahi solid reason dene ki.. fir b na samajh aaye to puch lena
Hy admin. Ji
Dis is Vinu
Currently m thnkng to join u and be a partner of our dis social service entertainment site.
I wl provide u wth pay adds and other.
And anyways nice joke.
Ladki ko toh skirt hi paheni chahiye mast lagenga.
Hey Dhiraj !!!!!!! Tumko maloom hai kal Office me pure din mera mood off aur Mere Pappu ka Mood ON raha Q ki yaar wo apne Office wali kal Gajab ki dikh rahi thhi.
Raat ko jab mai sone gaya tab Bhootani ki yaad aane lagi aur mai usko yaad karte-karte so gaya aur phir raat ko 02:35 par bhootani mere pash aa hi gayi, usko dekhkar mere Pappu ki halat kharab ho gayi aur jis se mere pappu ne raat ko 2 bar Bomat (Ulti) kar diya……..buhuhuhu……Abhi bhi uski halat theek nahi hai, Kya tum us se mulakaat karne nahi Aayega ????????
And hy every1 i am new to dis site and want to be ur frnd ……
Frends aj mai apko PANCHHY ,,biryani,,banana sikhaounga,,aur khilaounga v,,,kya ap sb ready ho,
,,
sbse pahle 1 moti panchy pakro,,
aur ouske sare pankh noch dalo,
fir 1 kokuker lo,,ousme chabal dalo,panchy dalo,,
aur masale dalo,,pani dalo,swad anusar namak dalo,,,taki namak tej na ho,
ab kuker ko gas chulhe pe rakho,
aur gas chalu karo,,
aur 2 siti dene k bad apka panchy biryani tayyar ho gya hai,,
aur ish panchi biryani ko sabse pahle mai apnI RASHI ,,MASTERNI ko khilaounga,,,
yede agr panchhi tere gale me atak gya na to teri swarpeti urf teri awaj urf tere gale ki band baj jayegi
hi majnu, myself raj …kya bat h ekdm top gear me gadi chala rhe ho, thoda speed kam karo, aur muje bindas banne pr majbur mat kro
hamai to apno ne luta gairo mai kaha dam tha hamari kisti te dubhe wha jha daru ka thaiga band tha
Yaar mere cmt moderation MEIN h Abhi tak….
bhai subha se aya hi abhi hun. and u better know the reason.. Jiski Taji Taji LaGi ho vo hi janta hai
Hmmm to kya bna L G ka….
Service Center :( and brought a Galaxy Tab Again :)
srry frnds mai kahi busy thi
hehe joke mast h bt itna sannata kyu h bhai….kaha gye sb k sb aur admin ki hal h tussi sb changa na N kisi meri rosy ko dekha kya, agr wo aaye to khabar jarur kariyo muje
aur koi h jo fb me mera frnd banna chahta h?
na koi nahi hai… vese tu hai kon.. tujhe pahcahna nahi mene
Haa bahi mai bhi ese nahi jaanta hun, Ye hai koun etna bakwas karne wala ???????
pata nahi hoga koi.. dudh dal dete hai ye aa jata thha….
admin n jay – muuaaahhhh ab maaf v krdo bhai
@ panchhi tu v naraj h mujhse buhuhuhuhuhu…. Mera yaha koi nai h
abe maf to chal kar de par tu hai kon aur kahe ki maafi ye samajh nahi aayi mujhe.. shayad jay tujhe jant ho
hmmmmmmmm bhai esey to mai v nahi pahchan paa raha hun. Ek kaam kartey hai esko dark room me le ja kar eska X-Rey kartey hai. shayad tab pahchan me aa jaaye.
haan yaar mera bhi 2 3 din se Lnd gyab hai iska xray karva hi leta hu.. mujhe yakeen hai ander hi hoga iske
ati uttam admin ji.
dear majnu main aur mera pariwar kushalpurvak hain aur rahi baat hindi tyagne ki to main ek english teacher hun is liye kabhi kabhi english comment main type kar deta hun aur hindi hamari matra bhasha hai use hume shudh likhana chahiye tabhi usme sondarya ka samavesh hota hai
dhanyawad…………….
hehehehe
welcome me ,
Koi bhi achhi ladki us office mein kam karna nahin chahegi.
Par ladkiyan achhi hoti kahan hai.
If you are skirtless then protect yourself from all workers
Joke:
ma apne 5sal ke bete pappu se:beta tumne dudh pee liya .
Pappu:ma ye bhi kya mere dudh pine ki umr hai.
Reply me yar verna main tanhai mein dub kar kho jawunga
Pyare Mohan ji, Aapko bhi…..
"HAPPY TEACHER'S DAY"
yrr jeans pehnlona itna kya sochna
well said brother mechanical enggs are realy hungry for choot….