Aadmi Waha Ja Nahi Sakta?
Views: 44,109 - Posted on 07 Mar 2012
"Esi Konsi Jagha Hai Jise Banaya To Admi Ne Hai, Par Fir Bhi Vo Waha Nahi Ja Sakta? .. ? Socho Socho"
Teacher Ne Class Mein Santa Se Pucha.
Teacher: “Aisi Konsi Jagha Hai Jise Banaya To Aadmi Ne Hai, Par Phir Bhi Vo Wahan Nahi Ja Sakta?”
Santa Kuch Soch Ke: “Madam Ji, Ladies Toilet“
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gud one
ladies bhi to gents toilet me nahi ja sakti….
deepti ji aap ja saktee hain.aapke liye koi problem nahee he.
hi u liked this
Ok joke
OLD JKE…..
ADMIN…. ab dekhta hu tu mera kya ukhadta hai :p
Hmm kal ke joke mein jay ka naam tha ab tera dal deta hun apne aap log majak uda uda ke tera ukhad lenge ;)
Hahahaha….
Admin bro mai to yahi kahunga ki wanted bro ke G/F ka jo b hai. Sub ukhad do…??? :P
(bura mt manna, holi hai)
buhuhuhu
abe apne power ka nazayaz fayda na utha warna tere bachche nange or ganje paida honge buhuhuhu :p
Admin bro. Mera dalne se jab sabhi frnds ko maza milta hai toh mera hi dal dena :-( :-P
joke suna hua h, :p , lol
are majak kr rhi thi i lyk it really :)
Dear Joke Purana Hi Hai ;) comments ki date dekha karo na
wo kre to dear, hm kre to bear?? bhosdik tu uska name se jke bna k dikha ab :(
kisne nam se ????
ha yaar bat to sahi h
kisi ladki p joke bana na hehehehehe
Admin bro this time sabhi user joke ko galat bolne se dare huye hai… Jaise Naina ji. hihihihi…. (dosto muh band kr ke hans rha hu, bcz bagal me bhabhi film dekh rhi hai. Pta chal jayega to gadbad ho jayegi.. Hmmm)
bagal me bhabhi film dekh rhi hai. gadbad v hone ka chance hai. hmmmm!!!
dosto..
kch mazra smjh me aaya?? mjhe to kch kch smjh me aa rha hai :p
wanted tumne to nilesh ki fir bja di yaar hehehe….
Thik hai
Vese ladies toilet main jaane ka tarika to santa ke pas hai admin santa is pregnent ka link daal dena
hmmm But Jay Aur Diraj to jaa sakte hai na :p
old joke hain admin ji ise fir se kyu post kiya?? Kripya btayega
Ssabse pahle admin ji ko holi ki hardik subhkamnayen
aur mere sabhi naye aur purane doston ko bhi holi mubarak ho
hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hhhhhhhhhooooooooollllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiii
:)
mere param pujneye BABA ji or pyare dosto ko holi ki shubh kamnaye
or apke lund pe gulal hehehehehe
yar baba ji mere ghar walo ne mere liye internet band kar diya bhuhuhuhuhu
REASON — B.Tech ki padhayi
or baba ji mujhe sirf aaj aaj k liye internet mila h
aage mile ya nahi pata nahi
isliye ab mai apne comment k bare mai kuch keh nahi sakta bhuhuhuhu
lakin holi per to apko ek guru dakshina dunga
or us guru dakshina mai apko mera lund dunga or vo bhi aapki G mai hehehehe
apka param bhakt
devendr
yar admin ladies toilet p kuch chaprasi safai karne jate hai hehehehe
girl friend or boy friend kabhi kabhi chuke se jate hai hehehehehhe
rashi ji aaj aap nahi aayi night mein chat karne aaj to mein bhi hun site par….
Meri tanhaiyon ka gam na kr…,
ae sangdil
dastoor_e_mohabbat jankar mein bhi guzaara kar lunga
mahobbat ke liye lagata hai kuch khaas dil makhsus kiye jaate hai khuda ke dar se
warna
meri chahat-e-ebadat or meri wafa-e-mahobbat me kami to thi par itni to naa thi….
wah wah
wah wah
deleted ji namaskaar
aree aap to prakat ho gyi Devi ji…namaskar
Aaj usne humari baat ka jawab nahi diya to kya huwa..!!
Kal jab wo bhi meri Qabr pe ayenge to hum bhi eisa hi karenge..
jab koi hasina kabr pr julfen bikhra kr roti hai,
tb mahsus hota hai k mout v kitni hasin hoti hai..
sad shyari kyu
hii
kha chale gye deleated bro???
wanted ji aap ne to nahle pe dehla aar diya…
q ??? maine kya kiya :o
Aey Zinadagi Torr Kar humko, Aisay Bikhero Ab Ki Baar..!!
Na Phir Se Jurr Pao Tum, Na Phir se Toot Payen Hum..
maine unse kha ki ya to mjhe chhod de ya mjhe tod de..
usne hashkr gle lagaya or kha,
ja tujhe chhod rhi hu, tut to tu aise v jayega…
Is se ziyada zabt ki mai or kya misal do
wo muj se lipat k roey kisi or k lie
bohot khub………..
wanted ji
farmaiye ji..
kabr wale sher ki baat kar raha tha mein to
thnx bro..
Woh tasveer lakho me bik gayi…
Jisme Roti ke liye woh bachcha udaas baitha tha.
RASHIII kha chali gyi ab???
DELEATED aaj yaha tum night duty me???
guru ji aaj to mein bhi hun raat mein…govt to humein night shift ka 3000 deti h aaj muft mein sahi
HMMMM!!!
waise mai aapko apna guru maanta hun..
hahaha
hum fb per hain
gud h ji but mein to waha nahi aa sakta,,,,wanted bro zaroor ayega
:(
wo jaan gaya hai hame dard me muskrane ki aadat ho gai hai.,
wo roz naya dukh deta hai meri khushi ke liye….
Is kadar keemti to na tha mera chain-o-Sakon
Loot kar le gaya wo kissi anmol khazane ki tarah…
nice quotes….
Bichhad Kar Tujhse Phir Kisi K Bhi Na Ho sake Hum . .
Milte To Hum Sabse Hain Magar Teri Talash Mein. .
KHAIRAT MEIN MILI KHUSHI MUJHE ACHI NAGI LAGTI HAI…
MAIN APNE DUKHON MEIN REHTA NU NAWAABON KI TARAH…
bhut achche
चलो कुछ दिनो के लिये दुनिया छोड चले …
सुना है…
लोग बहुत याद करते है किसी के चले जाने के बाद..!!!
yar tu to pehle hi Recycle bin mai h. ab kya chdega bhai
kahi galti se Shift+delete mat daba dena hehehehehe
mere mob me hindi supported nhi hai. kch smjh me nhi aaya..
mai thodi der me wapas aata hu, sry :)
qatl karake mere qatil ne bade haath maley………
jab usaney mere tadapney ka saleeka dekha……..
hum apni original fb id per hain jo id apko pta hain wo sirf cmt karne k liye hain :)
vaise vo id bhi aapne hi banayi h to aapki hi to h heheehehe
or vo hi kaafi h
yaar admin mai ne tere liye ek joke banaya h hehehehe
to vo kab publish hoga heehehehehe
Height of Addiction:
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Father: Beta, facebook se hatt k bhi Ek Duniya hai..
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Son: Really Papa, Zara link tO share karo..;Plz
main yunhi bekhudi mein keh gaya hun dilruba tumko
khuda ka khauff na hota toh keh deta khuda tumko
ro kyu rahe ho deleted ji
rona chaa raha hun par roo nahi paa raha hun….
rashi ji idhar to aaj fir snowfall ho gya ….kal holi kaise manayenge
:(
thik se dekh, wo nhi mai ro rha hun..:(
wanted bro this sher is ultimate if u got it right
JAB BHI MERE DIL KI MASJID ME TERI YADON KI AZAN HOTI HAI…
MAIN APNE HI AANSO’ON SE WAZOO KAR KE TERE JEENE KI DUA KARTA HUN….
super
wanted ji k rone se snow fall kaise ho gya hehe
waise hum holi nhi khelte
rashi ji aap to aaj delhi mein h fir bbhi itni raaat ko jaag rahi h
Saari Raat guzar jaati hai bas isi
Kashmakash me
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Ye saali rajaai me hawa kidhar se
ghus rahi hai.
kal admin mujhe zaroor ban /block kar dega …kyonki meine fir itne saare cmts ek saath dal diye…
:’(
14 ko jayege delhi
aur mein chd
wanted ji kaha gayab ho gaye?
एक टूटी हुई जंजीर की फरियाद हैं हम
और दुनिया ये समझती है कि आजाद हैं हम
bahut dar lagane laga hai ab mujhe in sawan ki ghatao se
ye chand bunde barish ki,mere jakhami dil ko chhali chhali kar jaati hai
Phir Uss Ke Baad Girr Gaya Sone Ka Bhaao Bhi
Ek Shaam Us Ne Kaan Se Jhumka Utaara Tha..
Masoomiyat Ka Kuch Aisa Andaz Tha Mere Sanam Ka,
Usse Tasveer Main Bhi Dekho Tu Palkein Jhuka Leti Thi….
Chalay Aaiy Hain Aankhon main Tera Aks Paa Kar,
Yeh Aansoo Aaj Phir Koi Tamasha Chahtay hain…
jyda shyari mt kijiye
bye gud nite rashi ji and wanted bro bahut sher ho gyekal admin mujhe gaaliyan dega…
gn deleted ji
aaj RAASHIII online thi to mob k batery ne dhokha de diya :(
hahahaha wanted ji apka ph
wanted ji hum 2.30am tk ol hain
Happy holi dosto….. me ab factory se free hote hi aap logon k paas chala aaya……koi hai ya sabhi bhang pee kar so gaye…???
Mai hu na.
Kha chale gye Hand Practice Singh (HPS) JI.
Hii.. Dosto aj koi nhi hai. Kya..? Online..
Good night dosto..
abe admin meri ek bhi comment moderate nahi hui
raat k 3 baj gaye
kaha h tu bhuhuhuhuhuhhuuhuhuhu
ab mujhe is page ka URL save karna pada
or jab dusri bar internet milega tab dekhunga bhhuhuhhuhu
baba ji yar mujhe sex ka gyan hi nahi diya aapne bhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
yaar admin ab pata nahi teri G marne ka mauka kab milega hehehehhehehe
Wo gile blouse se jhankte Mummo k ubhar,
Wo tane hue nipple bahar aane ko bekarar,
gili Saree se jhankti panty AAR PAAR,
Mubark ho sabse pehle apko Holi ka tyohar….
Del bro. Humarey taraf se v Bhabhi ji (Aapki wife) ko aise hi holi Mubarak . . !
Don’t mind bro. HOLI hai. .
Height of Cleanliness Carrying a Handkerchief During Holi n Cleaning ur Hand Each Tym u say
“HOLI MUBARAK”. . .
Advertisement after lagaing Gulal on theair Call . . .!
Happy Holi . .!
Hi dear all frnds,
Peace from white, Power from Red, Knowledge from Yellow,
Development from Green,
Luv from Pink. . .
May this HOLI Add all Colours in ur Life. . .
WISH U HAPPY HOLI . . .!
Dhiraj Sweetheart. .
Holi hai . . . Holi hai .
But you Know what. .
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With u in my life.
Each day has Become
As Masti Bhari,
Khushiya Bhari
As Holi . .!
Thank You Sweetheart B-)
Rashii dear, Naina, Sönam, Priya, Panchhi Sweet n all my gf. . .
Har rang aap par barshe,
Har koi apse holi khelne ko tarshe. .
Rang de apko sab itane,
ki aap Rang chhudane ko tarshey. .;-)
HAPPY HOLI. . . .