Aadmi Waha Ja Nahi Sakta?

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"Esi Konsi Jagha Hai Jise Banaya To Admi Ne Hai, Par Fir Bhi Vo Waha Nahi Ja Sakta? .. ? Socho Socho"

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Teacher: “Aisi Konsi Jagha Hai Jise Banaya To Aadmi Ne Hai, Par Phir Bhi Vo Wahan Nahi Ja Sakta?

Santa Kuch Soch Ke: “Madam Ji, Ladies Toilet

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टीचर ने संता से पूछा: “ऐसी कौनसी जगह है जिसको बनाया तो आदमी ने है पर फिर भी वो वहां जा नहीं सकता?”

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109 Responses to "Aadmi Waha Ja Nahi Sakta?"

  1. Deepti Tiwari says:

    gud one

  2. Deepti Tiwari says:

    ladies bhi to gents toilet me nahi ja sakti….

  3. wanted says:

    OLD JKE…..
    ADMIN…. ab dekhta hu tu mera kya ukhadta hai :p

    • Admin says:

      Hmm kal ke joke mein jay ka naam tha ab tera dal deta hun apne aap log majak uda uda ke tera ukhad lenge ;)

      • Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        Hahahaha….
        Admin bro mai to yahi kahunga ki wanted bro ke G/F ka jo b hai. Sub ukhad do…??? :P
        (bura mt manna, holi hai)

      • wanted. says:

        buhuhuhu
        abe apne power ka nazayaz fayda na utha warna tere bachche nange or ganje paida honge buhuhuhu :p

      • Jay says:

        Admin bro. Mera dalne se jab sabhi frnds ko maza milta hai toh mera hi dal dena :-( :-P

  4. naina says:

    joke suna hua h, :p , lol
    are majak kr rhi thi i lyk it really :)

  5. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Admin bro this time sabhi user joke ko galat bolne se dare huye hai… Jaise Naina ji. hihihihi…. (dosto muh band kr ke hans rha hu, bcz bagal me bhabhi film dekh rhi hai. Pta chal jayega to gadbad ho jayegi.. Hmmm)

    • wanted. says:

      bagal me bhabhi film dekh rhi hai. gadbad v hone ka chance hai. hmmmm!!!
      dosto..
      kch mazra smjh me aaya?? mjhe to kch kch smjh me aa rha hai :p

  6. Lalitmangla says:

    Thik hai

  7. Lalitmangla says:

    Vese ladies toilet main jaane ka tarika to santa ke pas hai admin santa is pregnent ka link daal dena

  8. Anuj says:

    hmmm But Jay Aur Diraj to jaa sakte hai na :p

  9. rashii says:

    old joke hain admin ji ise fir se kyu post kiya?? Kripya btayega

  10. Py@re moh@n says:

    Ssabse pahle admin ji ko holi ki hardik subhkamnayen
    aur mere sabhi naye aur purane doston ko bhi holi mubarak ho
    hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hhhhhhhhhooooooooollllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiii
    :)

  11. devendr says:

    mere param pujneye BABA ji or pyare dosto ko holi ki shubh kamnaye

    or apke lund pe gulal hehehehehe

    yar baba ji mere ghar walo ne mere liye internet band kar diya bhuhuhuhuhu
    REASON — B.Tech ki padhayi
    or baba ji mujhe sirf aaj aaj k liye internet mila h
    aage mile ya nahi pata nahi

    isliye ab mai apne comment k bare mai kuch keh nahi sakta bhuhuhuhu

    lakin holi per to apko ek guru dakshina dunga

    or us guru dakshina mai apko mera lund dunga or vo bhi aapki G mai hehehehe

    apka param bhakt
    devendr

  12. devendr says:

    yar admin ladies toilet p kuch chaprasi safai karne jate hai hehehehe

  13. devendr says:

    girl friend or boy friend kabhi kabhi chuke se jate hai hehehehehhe

  14. deleted says:

    rashi ji aaj aap nahi aayi night mein chat karne aaj to mein bhi hun site par….

  15. deleted says:

    Meri tanhaiyon ka gam na kr…,
    ae sangdil
    dastoor_e_mohabbat jankar mein bhi guzaara kar lunga

  16. deleted says:

    mahobbat ke liye lagata hai kuch khaas dil makhsus kiye jaate hai khuda ke dar se
    warna
    meri chahat-e-ebadat or meri wafa-e-mahobbat me kami to thi par itni to naa thi….

  17. rashii says:

    deleted ji namaskaar

  18. deleted says:

    Aaj usne humari baat ka jawab nahi diya to kya huwa..!!

    Kal jab wo bhi meri Qabr pe ayenge to hum bhi eisa hi karenge..

  19. rashii says:

    sad shyari kyu

  20. wanted. says:

    kha chale gye deleated bro???

  21. deleted says:

    wanted ji aap ne to nahle pe dehla aar diya…

  22. deleted says:

    Aey Zinadagi Torr Kar humko, Aisay Bikhero Ab Ki Baar..!!

    Na Phir Se Jurr Pao Tum, Na Phir se Toot Payen Hum..

  23. rashii says:

    wanted ji

  24. deleted says:

    kabr wale sher ki baat kar raha tha mein to

  25. deleted says:

    Woh tasveer lakho me bik gayi…

    Jisme Roti ke liye woh bachcha udaas baitha tha.

  26. wanted. says:

    RASHIII kha chali gyi ab???

  27. wanted. says:

    DELEATED aaj yaha tum night duty me???

  28. deleted says:

    guru ji aaj to mein bhi hun raat mein…govt to humein night shift ka 3000 deti h aaj muft mein sahi

  29. rashii says:

    hum fb per hain

  30. deleted says:

    wo jaan gaya hai hame dard me muskrane ki aadat ho gai hai.,
    wo roz naya dukh deta hai meri khushi ke liye….

  31. deleted says:

    Is kadar keemti to na tha mera chain-o-Sakon
    Loot kar le gaya wo kissi anmol khazane ki tarah…

  32. deleted says:

    Bichhad Kar Tujhse Phir Kisi K Bhi Na Ho sake Hum . .

    Milte To Hum Sabse Hain Magar Teri Talash Mein. .

  33. deleted says:

    KHAIRAT MEIN MILI KHUSHI MUJHE ACHI NAGI LAGTI HAI…

    MAIN APNE DUKHON MEIN REHTA NU NAWAABON KI TARAH…

    • wanted. says:

      bhut achche

      • deleted says:

        चलो कुछ दिनो के लिये दुनिया छोड चले …
        सुना है…
        लोग बहुत याद करते है किसी के चले जाने के बाद..!!!

      • devendr says:

        yar tu to pehle hi Recycle bin mai h. ab kya chdega bhai

        kahi galti se Shift+delete mat daba dena hehehehehe

      • wanted. says:

        mere mob me hindi supported nhi hai. kch smjh me nhi aaya..

  34. wanted. says:

    mai thodi der me wapas aata hu, sry :)

  35. rashii says:

    hum apni original fb id per hain jo id apko pta hain wo sirf cmt karne k liye hain :)

  36. devendr says:

    yaar admin mai ne tere liye ek joke banaya h hehehehe

    to vo kab publish hoga heehehehehe

  37. deleted says:

    Height of Addiction:
    .
    .
    Father: Beta, facebook se hatt k bhi Ek Duniya hai..
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Son: Really Papa, Zara link tO share karo..;Plz

  38. deleted says:

    main yunhi bekhudi mein keh gaya hun dilruba tumko

    khuda ka khauff na hota toh keh deta khuda tumko

  39. rashii says:

    ro kyu rahe ho deleted ji

  40. deleted says:

    wanted bro this sher is ultimate if u got it right

    JAB BHI MERE DIL KI MASJID ME TERI YADON KI AZAN HOTI HAI…

    MAIN APNE HI AANSO’ON SE WAZOO KAR KE TERE JEENE KI DUA KARTA HUN….

  41. rashii says:

    wanted ji k rone se snow fall kaise ho gya hehe

  42. rashii says:

    waise hum holi nhi khelte

  43. deleted says:

    rashi ji aap to aaj delhi mein h fir bbhi itni raaat ko jaag rahi h

  44. deleted says:

    Saari Raat guzar jaati hai bas isi
    Kashmakash me
    .
    .
    ..
    .
    ..
    Ye saali rajaai me hawa kidhar se
    ghus rahi hai.

  45. deleted says:

    kal admin mujhe zaroor ban /block kar dega …kyonki meine fir itne saare cmts ek saath dal diye…
    :’(

  46. rashii says:

    14 ko jayege delhi

  47. rashii says:

    wanted ji kaha gayab ho gaye?

  48. deleted says:

    एक टूटी हुई जंजीर की फरियाद हैं हम
    और दुनिया ये समझती है कि आजाद हैं हम

    bahut dar lagane laga hai ab mujhe in sawan ki ghatao se
    ye chand bunde barish ki,mere jakhami dil ko chhali chhali kar jaati hai

  49. deleted says:

    Phir Uss Ke Baad Girr Gaya Sone Ka Bhaao Bhi

    Ek Shaam Us Ne Kaan Se Jhumka Utaara Tha..

    • deleted says:

      Masoomiyat Ka Kuch Aisa Andaz Tha Mere Sanam Ka,

      Usse Tasveer Main Bhi Dekho Tu Palkein Jhuka Leti Thi….

      • deleted says:

        Chalay Aaiy Hain Aankhon main Tera Aks Paa Kar,

        Yeh Aansoo Aaj Phir Koi Tamasha Chahtay hain…

  50. rashii says:

    jyda shyari mt kijiye

  51. deleted says:

    bye gud nite rashi ji and wanted bro bahut sher ho gyekal admin mujhe gaaliyan dega…

  52. rashii says:

    gn deleted ji

  53. wanted. says:

    aaj RAASHIII online thi to mob k batery ne dhokha de diya :(

  54. rashii says:

    hahahaha wanted ji apka ph

  55. rashii says:

    wanted ji hum 2.30am tk ol hain

  56. HPS says:

    Happy holi dosto….. me ab factory se free hote hi aap logon k paas chala aaya……koi hai ya sabhi bhang pee kar so gaye…???

  57. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Hii.. Dosto aj koi nhi hai. Kya..? Online..

  58. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Good night dosto..

  59. devendr says:

    abe admin meri ek bhi comment moderate nahi hui
    raat k 3 baj gaye

    kaha h tu bhuhuhuhuhuhhuuhuhuhu

    ab mujhe is page ka URL save karna pada
    or jab dusri bar internet milega tab dekhunga bhhuhuhhuhu

    baba ji yar mujhe sex ka gyan hi nahi diya aapne bhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

    yaar admin ab pata nahi teri G marne ka mauka kab milega hehehehhehehe

  60. deleted says:

    Wo gile blouse se jhankte Mummo k ubhar,

    Wo tane hue nipple bahar aane ko bekarar,

    gili Saree se jhankti panty AAR PAAR,

    Mubark ho sabse pehle apko Holi ka tyohar….

  61. Jay says:

    Height of Cleanliness Carrying a Handkerchief During Holi n Cleaning ur Hand Each Tym u say
    “HOLI MUBARAK”. . .
    Advertisement after lagaing Gulal on theair Call . . .!
    Happy Holi . .!

  62. Jay says:

    Hi dear all frnds,
    Peace from white, Power from Red, Knowledge from Yellow,
    Development from Green,
    Luv from Pink. . .
    May this HOLI Add all Colours in ur Life. . .
    WISH U HAPPY HOLI . . .!

  63. Jay says:

    Dhiraj Sweetheart. .
    Holi hai . . . Holi hai .
    But you Know what. .
    Advertisement. .
    With u in my life.
    Each day has Become
    As Masti Bhari,
    Khushiya Bhari
    As Holi . .!
    Thank You Sweetheart B-)

  64. Jay says:

    Rashii dear, Naina, Sönam, Priya, Panchhi Sweet n all my gf. . .
    Har rang aap par barshe,
    Har koi apse holi khelne ko tarshe. .
    Rang de apko sab itane,
    ki aap Rang chhudane ko tarshey. .;-)
    HAPPY HOLI. . . .

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