Aadmi Waha Ja Nahi Sakta?
Views: 30,988 - Posted on 07 Mar 2012
"Esi Konsi Jagha Hai Jise Banaya To Admi Ne Hai, Par Fir Bhi Vo Waha Nahi Ja Sakta? .. ? Socho Socho"
Teacher Ne Class Mein Santa Se Pucha.
Teacher: “Aisi Konsi Jagha Hai Jise Banaya To Aadmi Ne Hai, Par Phir Bhi Vo Wahan Nahi Ja Sakta?”
Santa Kuch Soch Ke: “Madam Ji, Ladies Toilet“
Some More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Haath Mein Pakdo To Dabane Ka Dil Karta Hai
Haath Mein Pakdo To Dabane Ka Dil Karta Hai Daba Lo To Choosne Ka Dil Karta Hai Choos Lo To Dil Nahi ..- Ladkiyon Ke Peshaab Mein Se Smell Kyu Ati Hai?
Santa Banta Se Sawal Puchta Hai Santa: “Bata Ki Ladkiyon Ke Peshaab Mein Se Ladko Se Jyada Sme ..- Zordar Sex Callgirl Ka
Santa Aur Call Girl Ke Bich Mein Sex Ko Leke Batchit Chal Rahi Thhi, Pade Ki Akhir Kis Rate Mein San ..- Jahan Haddi Nahi Hoti Aur Wo Bahut Sensative Hoti Ha
Girls Or Boys Ki Wo Konsi Jagah Hoti Hai Jahan Haddi Nahi Hoti Aur Wo Bahut Sensitive Hoti Hai??? Li ..- We Will Fight Today
Ek Baar Vagina Ke Eggs Ne Socha Ki Aaj Sperms Se Ladayi Karege. Unhone Apne Hathiyar Tyaar Kar Liye ..Hindi Version
टीचर ने संता से पूछा: “ऐसी कौनसी जगह है जिसको बनाया तो आदमी ने है पर फिर भी वो वहां जा नहीं सकता?”
संता बोला: “लेडिस टोइलेट“
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gud one
ladies bhi to gents toilet me nahi ja sakti….
deepti ji aap ja saktee hain.aapke liye koi problem nahee he.
hi u liked this
Ok joke
OLD JKE…..
ADMIN…. ab dekhta hu tu mera kya ukhadta hai :p
Hmm kal ke joke mein jay ka naam tha ab tera dal deta hun apne aap log majak uda uda ke tera ukhad lenge ;)
Hahahaha….
Admin bro mai to yahi kahunga ki wanted bro ke G/F ka jo b hai. Sub ukhad do…??? :P
(bura mt manna, holi hai)
buhuhuhu
abe apne power ka nazayaz fayda na utha warna tere bachche nange or ganje paida honge buhuhuhu :p
Admin bro. Mera dalne se jab sabhi frnds ko maza milta hai toh mera hi dal dena :-( :-P
joke suna hua h, :p , lol
are majak kr rhi thi i lyk it really :)
Dear Joke Purana Hi Hai ;) comments ki date dekha karo na
wo kre to dear, hm kre to bear?? bhosdik tu uska name se jke bna k dikha ab :(
kisne nam se ????
ha yaar bat to sahi h
kisi ladki p joke bana na hehehehehe
Admin bro this time sabhi user joke ko galat bolne se dare huye hai… Jaise Naina ji. hihihihi…. (dosto muh band kr ke hans rha hu, bcz bagal me bhabhi film dekh rhi hai. Pta chal jayega to gadbad ho jayegi.. Hmmm)
bagal me bhabhi film dekh rhi hai. gadbad v hone ka chance hai. hmmmm!!!
dosto..
kch mazra smjh me aaya?? mjhe to kch kch smjh me aa rha hai :p
wanted tumne to nilesh ki fir bja di yaar hehehe….
Thik hai
Vese ladies toilet main jaane ka tarika to santa ke pas hai admin santa is pregnent ka link daal dena
hmmm But Jay Aur Diraj to jaa sakte hai na :p
old joke hain admin ji ise fir se kyu post kiya?? Kripya btayega
Ssabse pahle admin ji ko holi ki hardik subhkamnayen
aur mere sabhi naye aur purane doston ko bhi holi mubarak ho
hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hhhhhhhhhooooooooollllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiii
:)
mere param pujneye BABA ji or pyare dosto ko holi ki shubh kamnaye
or apke lund pe gulal hehehehehe
yar baba ji mere ghar walo ne mere liye internet band kar diya bhuhuhuhuhu
REASON — B.Tech ki padhayi
or baba ji mujhe sirf aaj aaj k liye internet mila h
aage mile ya nahi pata nahi
isliye ab mai apne comment k bare mai kuch keh nahi sakta bhuhuhuhu
lakin holi per to apko ek guru dakshina dunga
or us guru dakshina mai apko mera lund dunga or vo bhi aapki G mai hehehehe
apka param bhakt
devendr
yar admin ladies toilet p kuch chaprasi safai karne jate hai hehehehe
girl friend or boy friend kabhi kabhi chuke se jate hai hehehehehhe
rashi ji aaj aap nahi aayi night mein chat karne aaj to mein bhi hun site par….
Meri tanhaiyon ka gam na kr…,
ae sangdil
dastoor_e_mohabbat jankar mein bhi guzaara kar lunga
mahobbat ke liye lagata hai kuch khaas dil makhsus kiye jaate hai khuda ke dar se
warna
meri chahat-e-ebadat or meri wafa-e-mahobbat me kami to thi par itni to naa thi….
wah wah
wah wah
deleted ji namaskaar
aree aap to prakat ho gyi Devi ji…namaskar
Aaj usne humari baat ka jawab nahi diya to kya huwa..!!
Kal jab wo bhi meri Qabr pe ayenge to hum bhi eisa hi karenge..
jab koi hasina kabr pr julfen bikhra kr roti hai,
tb mahsus hota hai k mout v kitni hasin hoti hai..
sad shyari kyu
hii
kha chale gye deleated bro???
wanted ji aap ne to nahle pe dehla aar diya…
q ??? maine kya kiya :o
Aey Zinadagi Torr Kar humko, Aisay Bikhero Ab Ki Baar..!!
Na Phir Se Jurr Pao Tum, Na Phir se Toot Payen Hum..
maine unse kha ki ya to mjhe chhod de ya mjhe tod de..
usne hashkr gle lagaya or kha,
ja tujhe chhod rhi hu, tut to tu aise v jayega…
Is se ziyada zabt ki mai or kya misal do
wo muj se lipat k roey kisi or k lie
bohot khub………..
wanted ji
farmaiye ji..
kabr wale sher ki baat kar raha tha mein to
thnx bro..