Aaj Kal Ki Ladki Kya Kahti Hai
Views: 37,266 - Posted on 28 May 2011
Waqt Kahta Hai Mujhe Ganwa Mat,
Dil Kahta Hai Mujhe Laga Mat,
Pyar Kahta Hai Mujhe Aazma Mat,
Aur Aaj-Kal Ki Ladki Kehti Hai..
Daal Chutiye Ghabara Mat..
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nice one! If any girl reading this then tell me, kya ladkiya really US waqt aisa kehti hai? dont get me wrong girls!!!!! I just want to know. If any girl feel bad then i extremly sorry!!!!!
kya karega jaankar
Khas nhi hain, hehehe
admin ji ajkal shyari jyda likhney lage ho ap, waise hum ye kya sun rahe hain jassica ji ladka hain hehe bechare boys hehehe
hmm raj kya chal raha hain ap k or kapil ji k bich, kripya shant ho jaiye, verna hum ro padege apki tarah huhuhuhu hehehe
divya ji kaisi ho ap?
Heartbeat ji kya hua ratan rajput k savyanver se jaldi aa gaye ap?
Kapil ji admin ji agar mere bodyguard ban gaye to apka kya hoga
wanted ji smile pls
jack ji welcome hain ji
prince ji, jay ji, psycho ji, panchi ji, dhiraj ji n all frnds ap sabhi ko apki dost rashii ka namaskaar
Heheh rashi ji politicians ki style me namaskar hmm achha h bahot…
Panchi tumhe kya hua jo baat bhì nahi karti
Arre muje kya hua h me to bat kr h rhi hu ap h lgta h thoda kam bolte ho…hehe
Main bahut jyada bolta hoon
RASHiI….
Aapke k liye kuch likha hai…
Na tum dur jana na hum dur jayenge,
Hum apne apne wada nibhaenge,
Bahut acha lagega zindagi ka safar,
Tum waha se yaad karna hum yaha se muskuraenge..
@ aadhe yaad rakhane ke liye bs aadhaa hee thnx !
Dalta ke dekh pata chal jayga
Helloee frnds! Kaise ho sb? @baba ji gud evening… @jay jara pas to ana …gutrgu gutrgu…hehe @hey banjara jani bde gusse me lg rhe ho… @hello rashi g kesi h ap? @divya hi …. @heartbeat apke heart ki beats kesi h? @oye raj ab kya ho gya yar? Tu aur problms alag ni hote kya kvi? @hello samir kaha busy ho aj ? @hello jack & kaliya….. @kese pyare mohan ji..?..
Hum achhe hain..
How rrr uuuuu frrrrrnnnndd?
Hm bhi badiya se h frndva…
Hey Panchhi
…aapko main sirf ye kahta hu ki…
Hum jab bhi aapki duniya se jayenge,
itni khushiya or apnapan de jayenge,
ki jab bhi yaad karoge is pagal dost ko,
hasti aankho se bhi aansu nikal ayenge..!!
Nhi jaan gussa Or mujhe ye to reena k sath hi hmesha k liye khatm ho gya
Ki haal meri jaan de..
Gussa karan to fayda b ki ae…Gussa hon lagya te samaj le k tenu Garmi lagi aa..
Achha h na yar gussa insan ka dushman hota h aur panchhi ka dost hehe
Aajkal dost hi maar lete hain
@ maaf krna panchhi g bin bulaye mehman hu ,
theek hu , apna sunaiye g !
ye kya ho raha hai yahaa ki ladkiya , ladke kyu bn rahe hai !
Admin sudhar ja kahi to line lgne de yaar
@wo samvab nahi hai banjara bhai ,
admin bhai ka kam hee hai sb muh marte firte hai !
Hahahaha hehehehe kya jabardast tajurba hai aapka BABA ji…….
G H A N T A A A A A A A A A A A . . . . .Baba ka tajurba nahi ye to baba k sath huyi anhoni hai
aise jine se to marna achha hai baba mar ja kuch thhanda pk..
Dal chutiye ghbra mt aisa koi or ladki to nahi kahegi…
Jack beta… baba ji ko gali de ya mujhe de baat ek hi hai..
is time kuch nahi kah raha agli baar baba ji kanaam ijjat se lena..
aur rahi baat ladkiya to is se bada aage bada kuch kahti hai…..
tharak aur sax ki aag mein bade bade pagal ho jate hai beta
A shane baba ji ka naam ijjat se lene ka samja…….hum baba ji ki mala japte hai or tu gaali de raha…….baba ji bolo to iska b savita bhabhi vala haal karte hai…..ye b kya yaad rakhega k koi mila tha life me……..
Nahi be hehe sale tu ladne mein hamesha sher rahta hai. Damds de duna sale. Aa nahi raha tu w2h par dhanda to nahi shuru kar liya. Hehehe
Baba ji batay tha na laptop to chacha ne rakh liya…….bas mobile bachi hai….or mobile me chat vali site khulti to hai par chatting nahi hoti……so ab aap ke darshan k liye yaha aa jaata hu….. :D
to ghr kab aa raha hai be
1 dum correct..hai bhai.
@ Raj ye sala mandal mera shikar tha bhai ye sala tujhe kaha mil gya Or tune uska kamandal kaha bnaya yaar jldi bta
Yaar ye mandal kaun h?
@ panchhi g yaha pr sde huye ande ki kami nahi hai g !
mr sycho lagta hai aapki mujhse koi dusmani hai tabhi aap mere bare me bar bar apsabd ka use kar rhe hai, y i dnt know, agar koi khunnas hai to saaf saaf kaho mujhe indirect baat samajh nhi aata hai
Isne raj ki fad di thi naak
Jay, banjara, raj, admin, kamdev, naresh lv boy, kaliya, sameer,
Agar happy rhna hai to..
Sex karo daily,
Jab girlfriend ho akeli,
Girlfriend na ho Akeli,
To ragad do uski saheli,
Agar na ho uski saheli,
To zindabad hatheli,
Muth Maro daily.
Heartbeat yaar tum fir rh gye thye..sorry,bro aage se aisa nahi hoga vaise joke kaisa hai..frnds
Jack mere bhai mere liye 1 girl frnd talash kr de chahe WO
DELHI KI HO, MEERUT KI HO, MUZFFAR NAGAR KI HO, MORADABAAD KI HO, HARIDWAR KI HO, DEHRADON KI HO, FARIDABAAD KI HO, HOTEL KI HO, AMBALA KI HO, SONA KI HO, PUNHANA KI HO, GUDGAUN KI HO, KAITHAL KI HO, KARNAL KI HO, PANIPAT KI HO, SONIPAT KI HO, YAMUNA NAGAR , HO, JAGADARI KI HO, CHANDHIGHAR KI HO, LUDHIYANA KI HO, JALANDHAR KI HO, FATEHGHAD KI HO, FARIDKOT KI HO , KHANNA KI HO, HOSHIYAR PUR KI HO, BHATINDA KI HO, MALERKOTLA KI HO, SANGROR KI HO, KAPOORTHALA KI HO, SOLAN KI HO, SHIMLA KI HO, SIRMOR KI HO, BILASPUR , HO, MANDI KI HO, HAMIR PUR KI HO, KULLU, MANALI KI HO
ho bs wafadar agr in jagah (NORTH INDIA) mai na mile to btana fir mai tujhe west india ki kuch jagah btaunga waha talash krna plz plz mere liye Qki tu mera bhai h
Note: Aaj ke baad bina matlab ke kisi ne bhi itna bada comment kiya, to bina dekhe aur pade delete kar dunga..
@ wah jack khub muth maar ,
dusre ko kyu sikshaa de rahe ho !
Chal bta kitni bar muth marta hai tu 1 din me..
@abeee tujhe kya huaa hai , ab tk to khud hee muth marta fir raha hai
aur chaalla nasihat dene ko !
chal apna rasta pakad !
Nahi jack nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Sameer ke jisa hum log v mu#h marke teda nahi karenge……….heheheh
Thik hai bhai..
Kyu mare hm muth..
Kyu kre hm tedha…
gud….
dosto,
Ankho me aansu aur chahere par hansi hoti hai…
Ankho me aansu aur chahere par hansi hoti hai…
Aisa sirf tab hi hota hai jab
"papudi" pant ki chain me fansi hoti hai.
M i r8 frnds?
Hi viru kya fare 6e nd kem chhe tu?
Mja maa su che
@viru aise mt bol, basanti jag jayegee !
Ldki- Condom Dena.
Dukan wala: kis Liye?
Ldki- Bh***ke,
Tere Baap Ko Gift Dungi, Taki Tere Jesa Kam Dimag Ka Dusra Paida Na Ho.
Aise or bhi likho
Goodevening admin ji
aaj ki reyality ko shayari k andaaj me kya khoob kaha..
Waise is time me sab kuch ulta hi ho rha hai, pahle ye baat ladke kahte the aur aaj ladkiya kahti hai… Girls are great…
really aajkal grls bahut hi advance ho gyi hain.kya zamana aa gaya hai.ab kya karu me in ladkiyo ka,na jane bhagwan b is kalyug me kese kese din dikhayega..
@Rashi ji iska matlab aap muje apna body guard banaogi,acchi baat hai aap ki body ko acchi se guard karunga,lekin pay kitna dogi aap?
us me koi compromise nhi hoga,..
chalo dosto ab so jao raat bahut ho chuki hai so jao warna Gabbar aa jayega..
are ghabrao nhi dosto Basanti b aa sakti hai.
aaj me sapne me Priyanka se milne wala hu..fir..
bade besharm ho aap log ab sari bate sunoge kya?
khud samjh jao
okkk bye gud nite frnds
@jay, kya kaha tumne chimpang…..kanhi tum to chimpoo to nahi ho….ha ha!!….
mujhe bagwan ne fursat mein banaya hai….tumhein pata hai bhagwan ne hi mujhse tumse milwaya hai…taki tumhare jaisa mujhe entertain kar sake..
ek raat hum chandni raat mein 7 mein baithkar mein tumhara haath pakad kahoon…jay kya tum wohi jay ho jisse bhagwan ne mujhse milwaya hai…
U r good entertaing friend…tc..ok!!…
Gud mrng dear frnds
:-P Lady Doodh Wale
Se- Bhai Aaj Kal Doodh Bahut Patla Aa Raha Hai,
Doodh Wala- Bibi G,
Mujhe Kyu Bata Rahi Ho,
Kisi Achhe Se Doctor Ko Dikhao:-P
This is true my name is Dhiraj..but its temporary nd it will change someday…..
Jay tum bhi badal jaoge ek din..lekin yaad rakhna uss ehsaas ko jisse tum mujhe jaan sako……ki kabhi hum mile the..tc!
Arey Dhiraj yar tu kya bol raha hai????? teri ye baat mere #### ke bagal se nikal gayi kuch samajh me nahi aaya………
gud morning frnds
@Jay Dhiraj bhagwan tumari jodi salamat rakhe
@Rashi ji mere aur raaj k bich kuch nhi chal rha wo bas aise hi dosto k bich chalta rehta hai.haan agar koi ye puche ki rashi aur kapil ke bich kya chal rha hai to me kuch bata sakta hu…
Hmmmm oye tu pant mein hi rah. Nhi to. ……. Hmmmm
Oye Kapil ye kaisa Ashirwad de raha hai, abe ashirwad hi dena hai to Dosti salamat ka ashirwad de ye Jodi salamat ka kya matlab ?????????
Admin mere cmnt ko aprvl de de yaar
Sorry itna bada comment main aprove nhi kr skta ya for city ke naam kat ke kr deta hun
O.k bhai jo city katni h kaat de
joke bhaut ghara hain
gharai main utarna parega
jaiii hooooooooo
@jay,..yeh acchi baat bilkul nahi….dil ki baatein dil se samjho…dimag se nahi..tc!.
@kapil, he he!..thank u vry much ha ha!.
abe admin tera domain name expire hone wala hai 3 june ko
Thanks brother, par jhara dhayan se check karo year 2012 hai hehehe
salwar kmij vali ldki ko line marte samay sawdhan………..
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Baba ramdev bhi ho skte h…..
jan hit me jari…………..