Aaj Ki Generation Aur Sex Ki Deewani
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Ek Din Santa Ne Socha Ki Beta School Ka Kaam Karta Hai Ya Nahi,
Ye Dekhne Ke Liye Pappu Ka School Bag Check Kiya To Useme Ek Condom Mila.
Santa Gusse Mein Aake: “Kutte, Tuje Sharam Nahi Aati Is Umar Mein School Bag Mein Condom Rakhta Hai?”
Pappu: “To Fir Mai Kya Karu, Itni Chhoti Si Umar Mein Baap Ban Jau?“
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Hindi Ki Class Mein Master Ji Ki Pant Ki Zip Khhuli Dekh Kar Ladkiyaan Zor Zor Se Husne Lagi. Master ..Hindi Version
एक दिन संता ने सोचा की बेटा स्कूल का काम करता है या नहीं,
ये देखने के लिए पप्पू का स्कूल बैग चेक किया तो उसमे एक कंडोम मिला.
संता गुस्से में आके: "कुत्ते, तुजे शर्म नहीं आती इस उम्र में स्कूल बैग में कंडोम रखता है?"
पप्पू: "तो फिर मैं क्या करू, इतनी छोटी सी उम्र में बाप बन जाऊ?"
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Hi, Rashii.
I want friendship with you.
Not so good but not bad also.Nice.MY PROBLEM I WANT TO OPEN ORKUT ACCOUNT PLEASE ANYONE HELP.I WILL BE VERY THANKFUL TO HIM.
very good
Ab to pappu pass hi ho jayega
Ha ha ha ha hhhhhhhhhhh
Wow Maja aa gaya admin bro lage raho
sruti orkut pe jo login page he us ke niche forgot login detail pe click karke apna email de dena tumhare email pe 1 code aayega. Enter karke. Enjoy
hey Shruti, if u want to open an account in orkut then go orkut page then press there "create an account" tab and fill details then enjoy orkuting
just go into the orkut option click on it and submit your name & new id using orkut ex: shruti@orkutmail.com……………………
Hi i m sanju.i wan frndship wit u
good joke.
Lagta hai santa ne Pappu ka bag Sahi Dhang se Check nahi kya h, Nahi to KAMASUTRA Bhi mil jati, Akhir Pappu bahut Intelligent h
Very intelligent bacha and nice joke
Agr pappu ki jagha me hota ab tak pappu pass kar deta.
he he he he pappu is tha bast .saala nahi maanega hii all friends sab thik ghonge.
Hi Admin, Dhiraj , Raj , Rashii, Panchhi, Sheela, shweta, Preet, Kajal, Rukhsana, Munni, Anjali, Rusy, Rahul, Rana, Wanted, Lofer, Kapil, Ratan, Anshul, Mausam, Shallu, Anil 420, Dev, Ataankwadi, Princ, Ananya,HT,Dev, Rajesh ji, Ravi, Rehan, Ishan, tum sab kaise ho?
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@Rashii ji aap bahot achhi ho I LOVE U
@Divya g, thnq g apne cmmnt me mera naam 2 baar likhne k liye.hehe.
@preet, kaha busy ho? Mujhe bhul gayi ho.
@rashii di, kaha kho gayi ho ? Lofar ne kidnap to nahi kar liya?
@rana g & raavan g m good, thnx 4 remembering me.
@shruti g, aap orkut k chakkar me kyo padi ho. Orkut is damn boring. Fb use karo na.
good night all frnds arush, shallu, ratan,raavan, raana,raj, dhiraj, jay,lofar, rahul, atankwadi,anil,pankaj,panchhi,sheela,divya,rashii di,preet n…..so on.
Divya jee aapne to mera name likha hi nahi. no problem
hiiiiii,….. nice …….but old joke…………. @hi all frnds.. hru?………….. @admin,kya yaar jabse tum ladkiyo se phon no.mangne lage sab hot and sexy ladkiya gayab ho gayi …… hehehe… ab jo 1-2 bachi hai unko bhi na bhaga dena bhai……….. hehehe enhi logo k bahane log dhodi- bahut b.a.k.cho… di.. kar lete hai……hehe…!! @lofar bhai, mai lko me crimenel cases ki practice karta hu……. aur bata bhai kya haal hai?…….. @rahul chdml????, chal bhai tujhko to ek jodidar mile gaya.. wo bhi hot and sexy…. jiske jawani k jalwe sab dekh rahe hai…. @he sheela,yaar kabhi-2 hamko bhi apne jalwe dikha dena…………. @raavan,kya hal hai bhai…. . lagta hai jade me tere ko bhi jukham ho gaya hai…. tabi teri hansi kuch kam sunai de rahi hai..hahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… abe etni tej kaise hans leta hai yar mere to khansi aane lagi..kho-kho,…. @hi dhiru dear, yar kis bat ki mafi mang rahe ho yar tumse koi galti ho hi nahi sakti …..hehehe kyuki galti insano se hoti hai bhoooooootoo se nahi…….. just joking BHAI.?????? ?????????????????? ????????????????!! samjhne wale samjh gaye…….. jo na samjhe….. wo anadi hai….. —————- @he raj bnds, dev, mausam, wanted,kapil ctby, daksh,jay,and all frnd hru……… @hi love preet g, ki hal-chal hai twade? kithe gayab ho jandi ho…. twadi tabiyat kaise hai? tc..o.k @hi rukhsana g, anjali g,yar dhandhak me nazdik raha kariye jisse garmi milti rahe.. hehehe…. yani commt jara jaldi kiya kijiye..tc.. @hi shruti g, hru kaha se hai aap aur kya karti hai? abhi baccy hai k jawan ho gayi hai. hehe….tc…… @hi dr sia, panchhi, kajal, divya,.. hru.. kaha ho yar….. tu chupi hai kahan ………. mai tadapta yahannnn..!!
Waah must h
what is kamasutra
kamsutra ek kitab jo sex ke bare me batati hai.vaise aj to sabko sab pta hai
Hey lofar aj mai rahul se mili usk pas to 7 inch ka lu¤d h lgta h tumhare pas koi 6 agya rahul ki bibi bn k or tumhara c bna gya so said baby he he he he.
Jese papu k beg se comdm mila wese hi papu ki beti k beg s i-pil milti hogi he he he he
Shruti!it is so easy go ahead
Sheela ji hru!
@rashii di, aapka bhai thik hai..admin baba ko chhodiye hum hain na aap se baat karne k liye.
@rosy m jealous of u…hehe my boys..haha..wht abt my boy..haha…plz search 4 me..hehe…yaar agar ladki hota na saare india k ladke mere aage peeche hote.
@divya,..thanks tc….rashii di jay darr gaya hai mujhse..msg nai karta…hehe..tc.
Hi dhiraj ji main tik hu, jay ji apse darr q gaye, jay ji agar ap cmt read ker rahey ho to kripya ap dhiraj ji se dariye mat
raavan ji ap kaise ho? Apki dost mtlb mujhe kabhi kuch nhi ho skta ajkal merey sabhi frnds k cmt kafi kum aa rahey hai
hey dosto n meri behno kaha ho ap sab?
Hi Admin,divyaaaaaaaaa, Dhiraj , Raj , Rashii, Panchhi, Sheela, shweta, Preet, Kajal, Rukhsana, Munni, Anjali, Rosy, Rahul, Rana, Wanted, Lofer, Kapil, Ratan, Anshul, Mausam, Shallu, Anil 420, Dev, Ataankwadi, Sam etc. dear all frnds good evening…….
nice joke
waah yaaro pappu ki soch to dekho kitni great hai school time se hi condom use kar rha hai desh ko aise hi nojwano ki jarurat hai jansankhya varddhi par rok lga kar school me ek misaal ban gya
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lofar bhai kaisa hai re tu yaar aajkal teri to lattry lag gyi panchhi bhi tere pass maje kar rahi hai rahul ki bivi ko bhi tu hi smbhal rha hai or sexyuncle waali to hai hi tumhari bete itna sex health ke liye sahi nahi hota kal ko aisi nobat na aa jaye ki tere waali raavan ke pass aa jaye
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hy rahul dear how r u yaar lofar or aapke beech kyon comments waar chal rha hai
hy sheela jaan kaisi ho dear darne ki koi baat nahi hai raavan se pyar karne walo ko uska ek hi sir najar aata hai yaar pyar kiya to darna kya tumhe rahul ka 7 inch ka dekhte huye dar nahi lga or raavan ke das siro se dar gyi jra socho dear jab mai tumhe ek saath das jagho se kiss karunga to tumhe kitna maja aayega raavan ko chahne walo ko darna mna hai
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hy panchhi jaan kaisi ho mai aapka intjaar karunga
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hy rashi dear hru
Divya ji kaisi ho ap? Divya ji agar apka ( i love u) sis wala hai to accept kerti hu n hehe agar apka(i love u) waisa wala hua to sry divya ji main accept nhi ker skti bcz main lesbian nhi hu hehehe(jst kidding)
@Rana bhai great yar bhai maine suna hai lko bahut achcha shahar hai sahi hai kya.aur apka ek case to yahi pe mil gaya Atankwadi hahahaha
@Ravan bhai i ll take care aisi naubat nahi ane dunga hahahaha thnx bhai.
@Rahul Chodumall(BLW) Yar tu aaj Sheela banke aaya hai kya is site pe.
@Sheelaji aise hi kitno k 7 inches dekhe hai aapne.
Aur shayad aapne apni ankho me magnifying glasses laga k bilupt ka dekha tha baapre agar aap lofar ka dekhti na to 16 inches ka dikhta hahahahehe
@Rahul Chodumal(BLW) kya hua dost aj tere cmnts nahi aaye tabiyat wagairah to theek hai na bhai.
@Panchhi janu kaisi ho missing u so mch pata hai ye sheela b BLW ka favor kr rahi hai tum mere support me hoti to kitna maja ata.
@Divyaji kaha thi aap ab tak
@Preetji kaisi hai
@Mausam Raj Kapil Rashii Dev Dhiraj Jay Anuj Anjali nd al sab
dost logo kaise ho
@dr. Kumar ap pahle mera cmnt phir se padhe phir apna cmnt kare dhanywad
Gudnite admin ji n subhraatri frnds
sry admin ji maine alag alag cmt ker diye hai pls is baar ap arrange ker dijiyega aage se ek me he sbhi cmt dungi bye n tc
Gud 9i8 all frnds
@rahul mene to tumhe lov u kh diya jan ab tumhe mujhme or pritee mai se 1 ko chunna h jldi btao baby love u.
@gud 9i8 divya ji sweet dreem
@hey rashi ji kese ho ap i miss u baby
@panchi my frnd vaps ajao i miss u n i requesting u ki hme fir se join kr lo.
@ravan ji mujhe pta h apke dus sir h to dus muchhe b hongi i hat muchhe yar wo 10 10 no way.
@ravi ji i m fin ap kese ho welcome in this site.
@mujhko rana ji maf krna glti mare se ho gyi………… Rana ji ab apko b jwani dikha di mene danc kr k. He he he ge.
Nice joke vese tum me se koi condom rkhta h kya
Jealous of me? Lol.. Koi ni.. U wil get ur abraham, i mean john very soon.. U such a cuteheart dear.. God bless
Hi divya, rana, dhiraj, raavan, panchhì, rashii, dev, sheela, shruti, anshul, dabang, mausam bhai, shallu, imran, i love u all my friends.. My jara out of station tha.. Phir b aap sab mujhe roj apne coments me yaad karte hi… Mujhe dekhkar bahut khushi hui hai.. Thanks a lot my dear frnds.. Dont forget me..
@rosy, thanxxx,..but mere liye imran not abrahm haha!!…g.m to all.tc.
@JAY…this song dedicated 2 u….juda ho ke bhi tu mujhme kanhi baki hai….palko mein ban k aansoo tu chala ata hai…..
@HI all frennnnssss!! new sun …tc..byee!
Kaash Pappu jaisa mera beta bhi ho…….
yaar pappu to meri tarah samajhdar nikla…
@DIVYA janu kya haal hain delhi me kesi sardi pad rhi hai agar jyada hai to bata dena..garmahat dene me pahuch jaunga
@lofer thanx dear yaad karne ke liye
@RAVAN beta PANCHI ka picha chod de wo hath nhi aane wali tere
@RASHI dear DIVYA ka i love u chahe lesbian wala b ho to tum ghabarana mat…me apni mardangi se tume bacha lunga..kher I LOVE U …wese ye lesbian wala b nhi hai aur bhai behn wala b nhi
@ SHEELA yaar ye I PILL rakhne wala idea tume kaha se aaya kahi tum…..???
@ANJALI kesi ho baby
@SHRUTI….dear kabhi way2heart pe aao detail me samjha dunga orkut ke bare me….
@dhiraj, ok as u wish.. Imraan he sahi, abraham ko hum rakh lenge..lol
HEY Dev how orkut is boring.Anyway but i am intrested.Dev give reason yaar.
And thank u Raj for answering me.But i am still trying.GOOD DAY
Kapil the cutest boy i did not mean what u said. I DID'nt UNDERSTAND.EXPLAIN PLEASE.OR JUSTIFY UR ANS.
answer me soon.
rizwan thank u
shruti from surat. age 16 years . worry not RANA JAWAN HOO.DIKHNE ME KASI HOO YE BHI ADVISE DE DOO.PLEASE.AUR KUCHH INFORMATION LENA HAI. MONKEY.
HRU??????????
WORRY NOT MONKEY PYAAR SE YAAD KRNE KA MERA APNA FUNDA HAI.SOOR AUR INFOR. NAHI DUNJI.APNA BIODATA TO BATAAO RANA.LAGTA HAI TUMHARI UMAR BEET GAYI HAI.
@hieeee everybuddies…___________
@Rashii di, jai is alright he said i m his first love.
@jay..i love u..i love..i..love u..i love u…i love u….baad mein vapas kar dena.
@simmi…meri sabse big problm hai why i born in india…why not in france….uncomfortable country m nt intrstd in india coz india has no intrst in me or like me people…
@Rosy, john abhrahm jada thik nahi..koi dusra dekh lo mujhe nai pasand woh….rosy ek aur aashirwad dedo mera nxt birth frnce ho india me nahi….i hate my parnts and etc etc…
@rosy…my pledge……india is maybe my country and few are my brother n sisters…i respt my cntry i dont think so…india is wat2 say…I hate indians excpt few..thats it.
@Admin plzz aaj gusa nikalne de….i dont hate myself…but i hate god…i dont hate mother father…but i hate..my mthr fathr….i dont hate marriage…but i hate wht abt my marriage???….i dont hate india…but i hate why m not in frnce..thats it
haaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa gud joke
very nice joke
Yar pappu to pas ho gaya.
Ladke ka kya hoga?
HI!
every1 i m new to this site.
Happy republic day to all my friends.
Desh ki aazadi ke din bhi soo rahe ho jago aur kuch to comment pass karo
Ratan abhi to waapas aye ho comment dene me kanjusi mat karo. plez.
hello ratan
@hi my all lovely boys love u all..jay love u 2..tc.
@hi, girls tc..rashii di u 2….@rosy…ab sorry v kah do punit ko ..smlg..tc..gud night lovely boys nd girls.
@HI..rajbin,and evry missing buddys tccccccccc!!!..;)..NMAR8.
mast hai re
@dhiraj, y shd i b sorry? M nt shwng atty or smthng, jst askng
Question to all the boys is cite me girls me se sab se zyda attractive and pakaooo kaun hai.jo phele ans dega usko brillant hone ka award.from me its shruti.
answer me soon plez and dont forget.
@rashii di, jay ka msg aya tha 24th ko hehe…bada shy nature ka hai…accha hai mera jay sabse mahan….@Dr kr. apna naam kucch diffrnt rakhiye………byeeeeeeeeeeeee!!…gud blacky horrer sexy suspense night…GOOD nigh all hot sexy boys ..
Shruti, Sabse pahli baat jab tak apna font chota karke proper insaano ki tarha nahi likhti, to main koi comment approv nahi karunga.
pappu ,yaar kya jawab dia hai.sala santa ki to baaj gaye.
very good
please upload some more jokes
hi kase ho sab
nice a jokes