Aaj Mat Karo, Mera Upwas Hai.
Posted on 05 Apr 2011
Ek Bar Rat Ko Santa Apni Biwi Ke Sath Sex Karne Laga To
Biwi Boli: “Please Aaj Rehne Do, Mera Upwas Hai..”
Santa Gusse Mein Aakar Bola: “Bhenchod Mere Lund Pe Kyaa Aata Laga Hai, Jo Tera Upwas Toot Jayegaa”————————————
Upwas = Fast, Vrat
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Ladkiyan hame thukraye is baat me dum nahi,badnasheeb hai wo ladkiyan jiske dil me hum nahi.
Kya xar
isliye kahta hoon ladke jada paida honge to ladkia thukraengi hi na..Frend4u.
@ dhiraj, ladkia kam paida hon ya zyada, bas koi apne hisse mein aaye .. lol
Lol mast hai
santa ko marne ke baad bhi akal nahi aayengi
CHODAN CHODAN SAB KARE CHOD SAKE NA KOI JAB CHODAN KI BARI AAYI THO LAND KHARA NA HOYEE
hiiiiiiiiiiiiii sheela kya tum sex karti ho jab tmhara fast hota hai
Too good yaar.
Upvas choot ke aage bakwas
ekdam perfect bola tumne yogesh
bahot achhe sale sahi jawab diya
Sali ladkia hoti hi aisi sirf khana janti khilana nahi
Kya yaar admin aaj saare joke purane hi hai kya ab hum sab ko b site pe upwass rakhna padega
Aaj jitne bhi jokes post hue hai sub purane hai aur comments bhi purane hai.
Santa ne bilkul theek kaha
sameerji lagta hai apki time machine sahi kaam kar rahi hai roz past mai chale jaate ho apne sabhi user ke sath aur phir present mai aa jaate ho.hehe
but old is gold.
lund matlab kya
Katrina waise tumhari age kya hai kam age ki lagti to nahi phir b jab tumhe lund k pta nahi to non veg jokes me kya lund dekhne aayi ho dear sorry if i hurt you
Abe heartbeat tujhe itna bhi nahi pata ki ye katrina koi larka hai,jo sabko chuthiya bana raha hai.Yahaan aakar jaanbujhkar aisa likh raha hai taki hum use ladki(wo bhi bholi(innocent)) samajh kar usse baat kare. Aur ek baat tu hi soch ye katrina naam saudi arab ka hai, to india mien aisa naam shayad hi kisi ne rakha hoga!
wo aadmi log jisme se apni body ka paani bahar nikalte hain na use hi kahte hain.. he he he.. ab bhi samajh na aaye to jaane do..
Jo bhi likha hai sab thik likha hai sab ki soch apna apna
lekin ek baat pahle choot baad me kuch aur
lund bolo to……….. key of enjoy!!!!!!!!!!
ye acha hai tum sb ko hindi aata hai muj smj aya pr thoda toda