Aaj Mat Karo, Mera Upwas Hai.
Views: 63,328 - Posted on 05 Apr 2011
Ek Bar Rat Ko Santa Apni Biwi Ke Sath Sex Karne Laga To
Biwi Boli: “Please Aaj Rehne Do, Mera Upwas Hai..”
Santa Gusse Mein Aakar Bola: “Bhenchod Mere Lund Pe Kyaa Aata Laga Hai, Jo Tera Upwas Toot Jayegaa”————————————
Upwas = Fast, Vrat
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If u come in me…i m sure u will go to heaven..dont shy its ur house…once u ll enter in my house …u ll luv to come again n again…coz my warm welcom ll take u higher..u hoped so ever in ur thought..n i m sure b4 leaving u ll give me great gift always 4 my hospitality…i m ur servent n u r my servent 2..come soon earth is waiting 4 u …without joining us its impossible to reach in real heaven.
to RAVI SAMIR ADMIN tum me se kon DHIRAJ k house me pelna chahega..
are koi to jao yar wo bula ra hai..
JMC
Yaar tum log hi jao meri tabiyat thik nahi hai
samaj nahi rahe hai kisi dusre se karwa k thak gai hai
Abe sahil teri bandi ko bhaut sare idea pata h…experincd h kya??
gud one
dhiraj ji mai apk gar ati ho ok kabi time or date send karna ok bye meet u in ur house
Dheeraj k toh nikal padi re baap:D mei aya gadi mod k .lolz
Hey koi hai jo is sweet intel lovely nice full of beauty ko apne liye next birth k liye book karana chahta hai if no its ok …next birth mein i will decide to whom i have to book.
Hey koi hai jo is sweet intel lovely nice full of beauty ko apne liye next birth k liye book karana chahta hai if no its ok …next birth mein i will decide to whom i have to book…I m ur gayfren.
all of u r lull.
Jawani ki kimat buddhe se pucho,haddi ki kimat kutte se pucho,roti ki kimat bhooke se poocho,pani ki kimat machlee se poocho,bete ki kimat maa se pucho,december ki kimat may se pucho,ladke ki kimat gay se poocho.
SEX is second name of food..everybody wants to taste every kind of body…but max. people only can enjoy home food..which later become stale n tasteless..so the want new fresh taste.
mujhe kya hak aap mein pyaar k alawa aur kuch dekhoon…mujhe kya hak aap mein acchai k alawa aur kucch dekhoon.
No body wants to marry without taste nd 8raction…if u can then we can..got it!..is there anybody who will do marry without taste n 8raction..i think no body…coz where there is a attraction there are followers.
Dum Dma dum
are yaar aisa kyo hota hai ki butyful ladko ko koi girl frend nahi milti. v.sharmaji ans do me vet kar raha hu only for msg on mob no. 08955956662
vaishali ji mujhe ladkia dekhti hain aur line marti hain but meri sister ki sahelia meri sist se mere bare mein pucchati hain but jo bhata hai so hota nahi n jo hota hai so bhata nahi..but vaishali ji apko ek shart pe ghar bulaunga ek cute boy saath mein lana.
Is site pe main hi aisa ladka hoo jise ladkia kafi impress hui-ek ne sex ka offer dia,ek ne ghar jane ka,ek ne gf banne ka,3 ne tarif ki,…but ye samjhti q nahi yanha aur bhi ladke hain unhe try karo…girls here i m ur jst frend n bro…so remember it.
Abe Dhiraj tujhe kaisi contact kiya ye to bata teri email id ya phone number to publish nahi hua kabhi
are dhiraj apna no.ya e mail ID to de.
hi will u join me
i want 2 make u all my friend only becuse i have already boy friend
me to dhiraj ji ke tarif karti hun ke bo kitne bold hain
@soumya, thanks ..bold is gold.
vaise kal me joke ke bare mein bhol gai the joke is ok ok………….
yes dhiraj ji apna phone no. Ya id dejey
@Soumya, i can understand ur feelings…but muje ap jaise ladkio ki respect karta hoon …i m vry sorry dear….but luv u…so plz aap kisi dusre ko dekh lijiye …again i m really sorry 4 breaking ur heart so my dear plz take care…again sorry my dear luv u..bye.;)…soumya i wish ur whole life be as happy diwali…so again sorry sorry sorry!
@soumya, i hve already given u a msg…but i m really sorry 4 brking ur heart…i cant do the things which u had asked 4…somya i understan ur feelings…sorry dear n luv v….but try some other boys…but take my pink rose …my red rose is 4 my special…so bye ..luv t c.