Aaj To Bachhe Ne Doob Hi Jana Thha
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Pathan Aur Uska 12 Saal Ka Beta Nehar Mein Naha Rahe Thhe.
Achanak Bete Ka Paanv Slip Hua Aur Vo Dubney Laga, Usne Fatafatt Baap Ki Lulli Ko Pakad Liya.
Pathan Gusse Se: “Bhonsdi Ke Tairna Sikh, Apni Maa Ke Sath Hota To Aaj Doob Hi Jaata.“
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joke continues…..
Bachaa bhi chaalu tha usne aisa kaha: are dady agar mom hoti to me apni lulli pakar leta simple………
Baap(khus hote hue): waaah bete tune to aaj ye proof kr diya ki tu santa singh ka beta hai shaabash!!!
Note(wanted aur dhiraj jaise bacho ke liye): swiming pool ya nadi me doobte samay aisa hargiz na kre (khud ki lulli kabhi na pakre) hehe…..
Matrix bro. tu ye idea kyu de raha hai, kahi es idea ko tumne aajmaya aur ye idea Fail ho gya thha kya…….hehehehe
Abe tu etane dino tak kaha gayab thha ? Raj bro. ek baar kah rahe thhe ki tumko Aawara Kutto wali Gaddi utha le gayi hai. Kahi ye sach to nahi thha ???????
haan tune sahi suna pr wo gaddi jay naam ke pille ko khoj rhi thi. mene keh diya ki are wo bahut wanted hai. use police bhi danda lekar khoj rhi hai. fir raj ko kutte uthane wale ne bori me bhar ke kandhe me utha liya mene ye sab dekh liya isiliye bechara raj ahaan mujhse pehle ye sab edhar udhar ki baatein jorkar keh rha tha. chor wo sab waisa kaisa tu nhi tera pichwara :P hahaha…….
joke continuos..
bachcha bola-nhi papa wo kya hai n, ki matrix uncle roj meri lulli pakad kr chuste the. mai v aapki lulli pakd kr wahi krne wala tha isiliye meri jan bach gyi.
pathan- abe, ye baat hai, tb to matrix ko thanx bolkr gift v dunga, kya du?
bachcha- matrix uncle, roj mhlle ki kutto se gand marwate hai, aisa kro aaj aap uski gand mar do.
pathan- thik hai, mai wanted n dhiraj ko v lekr jaunga, fir 3no milkr uski itni gand maarenge ki wo jindgi vr yaad karega.
Or aisa hi hua.
moral(matrix jaise gand marwane walo k liye)-: yadi bachcho ka bhala karoge to 2mhe kvi n kvi aadmi ka lund v milega.
Wanted hehehe maja aa gaya bhai wah bhai wah Thumbs UP
wanted yaar tu kab tak police se bachega kabhi na kabhi to tujhe police pakar hi legi. meri baat maan aur awara kutton gadho aur mawaliyon se sadak ke bich gand marwana band bhi kr e yaar. dekh ye choti moti stories bana ke koi fayeda nhi. kisi din teri gaand toot ke gir gayi to mujhe mat kehna. dekh jay ki ga#nd ek baar toot ke gir gayi thi fir hum sab ne uska fevicol se jora tha. Dekh wanted apna khyaal rakhna aur ye mawaliyon aur gadho se marwana ab band bhi kr de yaar. ye jo tere piche hai wo ek gaand hai sadak nhi o gaddi ghasta hi rahega..hahahaha…..
Admin yaaar tujhe ajkal bahut maza aa rha hai. kabhi hume bhi gand marne ka mauka de wanted se begtar mar ke dikhaenge. hehe….. Thumbs up kar ke bhi meri mutth marna aur thumbs down kr ke bhi :P hehehe….
Waise yaar bura mat manna, tujhe jaldi bura lagta hai.. hehehe….
Wanted yaar tumne kya jabardash joke continuos sunaya hai, yaar tera comments Laajwab hai. Matrix bechara jab se Aawara Kuccto se "Gand" bachakar Vapash aaya hai tab se to wo Pagal ho gaya hai uski Buddhi kaam nahi kar rahi hai es time wo Pagal kutto ki tarah bhook raha hai. Aisa lagta hai ke Uski Gand ko kisi Aawara Kutte ne chatne ki vajaay Kaat liya hai:P
haan us awara kutte ne teri gaand maar ke hawaldaar ko de di hai. ab wo pura ka pura danda tere andar karta rahega ab khus. ab gand hi marwana hai to mujhse kehta aisa marta ki once more once more krta. hehe waise yaar mene piche ke comments padhe hai tu ronu hai bhai dekh pange mat le nhi to tu mujhse bolega aur me to chup rahunga nhi. hehe kahi to rone na lag jaye isiliye pehle hi keh diya hehe :P aur haan me pagal kyu hounga us kutte ne to teri gand maari hai. dekh doctor se check karwa le kahi tu pregnant ho gaya to jaise pehle ho gaya tha gadhe se marwane ke baad. hahaha :P
hehehehehe……..ye to Khisak gaya hai:P
hehe waise tu aur khus hoga ek baat sunkar. tere liye khuskhabri ye hai ki ab wo hawaldaar danda nhi bamboo lekr tujhe khoj rha hai. waise ye hai to bari ajeeb si aur ghatiya baat. pr tere liye to ye khusi ki hi baat hai na :P
such a nice joke
kya underwear nahi pehna tha???
baccha lagta hai jaanbujkar aisa kar raha hai…lagta hai kisi baba ne bigada hoga…huhuhu..haaaaah!!
Khote da puttar kanjra mere pappu to kuch sikh
hahahaha…….wah! kya mast joke hai.
Admin bhai wo Pathan Kahi apne Khan sahab to nahi thhe ????????
Nhi wo hussain ali khan saab the. ab ye kon the admin hi bata sakta hai. hehe…..
kyu admin..
@abe oye rahul..tu dhiraj k bare mein aisa mat bol main use acchi tarah janti hoon..use tairna acchi tarah aata hai..bye the way ur name is fantastic.
@admin..i mpressed of ur commnt deleting..haha
@jay..tum mujhse pyaar karte ho atlease mere dhiraj k saath to majak mat karo….mein dhiraj ki bhootni bol rahi hoon jo uske saath hamesha rahti hoon..belive it or not…
hi boys this is 3DhirajS bhootni.hahahahahaha
Thanx waise ur name's too cute :P
mein bhootni dhiraj ki assistant bol rahi hoon..
khufia sutro k anoosar..
samir aur uske tillu pillu ka pata lag gaya hai…uska kucch talibani terriristo ne apharan kar liya hai…
panchii uske gam mein bimar ho chali hai..
prince the bad guy ka bhi pata chal chuka hai..usko police ne giraftar kar jail mein band kar liya hai..mausammi churane k jurm mein..
aur kisi ka bhi haal chahiye…aap log mr dhiraj ki assistant bhootni miss pearl se contact kijega..
gudnight..jay
gudnight..prince
gudnight…panky
gudnight..kappy
gudnight..matrix
gudnight..wanted
gudnight…mausam
gudnight..bheem
gudnight..heartbeat
and my all respectd sisters..
ab main dhiraj k pass jati hoon woh mera intejar kar raha hoga..tc jay…
raat ki tanhaiyon mein..
inn thandi hawao mein.
akeli udte udte main chali.
kisi bhoot ki talash mein..
lekin mil na saka mujhe..
kyonki bhoot naa tha jay
jaisa…
yanha kai purane bhoot aate the..sab pata nahi kanha chale gaye..
…jay tum bhi kabi apne bhoot ko bhejo na..mein kitni akeli mehsoos karti hoon..hahahaha…ab dekho naa tumbhi kaid ho aur main bhi..marenge tab jarur milenge..hahahahaha!
@rahul..ur welcome…
suraj jis tarah khud ko prakashit nahi karta.
ped khud k liye phal nahi ugate.
nadiya khud ki pyaas nahi bujhate.
usi tarah yeh pyaar khud k liye nahi bana..
love is great..love is natural…love is power…love is paradise…love is near to god.
hahahhahahha sahi kahaa yaar realy me doob hi jaata ,kyu ki pakdne ko kuchh nhi miltaa hehehe