Aaj To Main Teri Maa Chod Dunga

Ek Gaanv Ke Anpadh Ladke Ki Shadi Hoti Hai

Suhagrat Ko Kamre Mein Jaata Hai Aur Biwi Se Bolta Hai

Ladka: “Aaj To Main Teri Maa Chod Dunga

Ladki Khade Hokar Apna Ghagra Uthake Boli

Ladki: “Aur Ise Kya Tera Baap Chodega?

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Dehati Ladka Suhagrat Ko Biwi Se Bola: Aaj To Mai Teri Maa Chod Dunga. Bv: Apna Ghagra Utha Deti Hai Aur Kahati Hai Ye Kya Tera Baap Chodega

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  108 Comments

  1. manish says:

    hahahaha badhiya joke….saala chutia larka abey suhag rat maa ke sath mana raha hai ye bati ke sath…lol

  2. Anuj says:

    ladke ka Kehne Ka Matlab Thi Wo Usko Aaj Jam Kar C**degaa Aur Ladki Ko Khush Kr Dega.. Wo Bechara To Pyar Dikha Rha Tha…

    Ladki Hi Bewkoof Thi

      1. manish says:

        pia darling tension mat letu main anjali ke sath main life long relation rakhleta hun tere saat night long…….chalega na kabhi tu mujhpe…..kabhi main tujhpe….hehehehe

  3. Deepti Tiwari says:

    gud joke!

    pati ki sahi izzat utari, uss bechari ki maa ko gaali de raha tha to sahi kiya dulhan ne bhi. hehehe

    vaise ye joke aise bhi ho sakta tha.

    Ladka: “Aaj To Main Teri Maa Chod Dunga“

    Ladki Khade Hokar Apna Ghagra Uthake Boli

    Ladki: “Bhosdi ke meri maa ko mera baap chod lega tu isse chod le kunki mai dobara kallu ke pass nahi jana chahti?“

    1. divya says:

      manish yaar mai bf wale faaltu kaam nhi karti qki mujh pasand nhi ki koi meri jaada info. rakhe or bf ko kaha ho kaha jaa rhi ho kaisi ho kya pehnna hai kya nhi ye sab usski pasand ke hisaab se karna padta hai to mujhe aapni life mai koi boundations nhi chahiye

      aapki hai kya koiiiiiiii

      1. Admin says:

        Divya ji mana ki bf jyada info le aapko pasand nahi hai.. kya koi firend info le tab bhi pasand nahi hai
        main to aapka friend hi hun aap to mere se baat nahi karti

        -{@rose}- for you

  4. Acky says:

    U May Not Think Of Me

    When Ur Happy N Having A Good Time

    It’s Fine

    But Please Don’t 4get Me

    When Ur Sad N Alone Coz

    I Want To Be The First One

    To Make U Happy

    Miss you sweetheart……..

  5. kapil the cute boy says:

    OH Naughty dear thanx…..kaha thi yaar ab tak mene tume kaha kaha nhi dunda yakin na aaye to admin se puch lo…..

  6. kapil the cute boy says:

    yaar isme ladke ke anpadh hone ka kya role hai…..kai pade likhe ladke b kai baar josh me aisa bol dete hain

    1. tina says:

      sahi kaha kapil, is kam main koi bhed-bhav nahi hota. yaha pada-likha, anpad, gawar, samajhdar, lamba, chota, mota sabhi ek tarike se kaam karte hai.wo baat alag hai ki fir bhi sab chup kar hi karte hai.

  7. kapil the cute boy says:

    DIVYA…MERE khayal se to ladki ko bolna chahiye tha ki" ja fir meri maa ke paas ja,me tere baap k paas jati hu"..tab us ladke k hosh thikane aate ki usne kya bol diya hai

  8. kapil the cute boy says:

    ANJALI dear ladke to ladki se harne ke liye hi bane hain…basharte ladki pyaar se pesh aaye agar tum mujse pyar se pesh aao to me abhi tumare aage ghutne tek du….jese ki me DIVYA ke aage….

  9. anjali says:

    hye kapil

    yar m sb se pyar se hi bat krti ho dear bs tb mujhe gussa ata h jb koi glt bat krta h mere bare me..

  10. Dhiraj:TheBoysLove says:

    @prince.i hate killing ladies but i love 2 kill boys..hehe.joke nice hai..ladko kabhi meri ankhon se handsome ladko ko dekho maachod ki jagah bhaichod n baapchod ki gali niklne lagegi..yaar handsome ladko ki taraf se najre hi nahi hati…koi handsome ladka mujhe kiss kar de main toh wanhi dher ho jaunga..mera toh ladko se kabhi mann hi nai bharta..meri jawani ka raaj ladke hi to hai..ladko ki wajah se iss duniya mein main hoon…luv u luv u luv u boysssssssssssssss.

  11. Deepti Tiwari says:

    @Aditya, thik hai mai tumhare pass aa jaungi lekin pahle tum apne lund ko khinch-2 kar itna lamba karo ki tumhari gaand tak aa sake.

    AUR ISS PRAKAR ADITYA APNA LUND 2 MAHINE TAK DAILY KHINCH-2 KAR LAMBA KARTA HAI AUR….

    Aditya : Deepti ji ab mera lund khinch kar meri gaand tak aa jata hai.

    Deepti : OK Gud Aditya, ab tumhe kisi aur se bhikh mangne ki jarurat nahi apna lund apni gaand me daal ke maje lo.

    1. Admin says:

      Hehehehe Deepti ji… esa news mein bhi aya thha Aditya ne esa hi kiya thha youtube pe video bhi hai iski maarte hue GUD ANSWER

  12. Deepti Tiwari says:

    @piyush dear, pls dont feel bad. bas aapse baat nahi kar saki. nways how r u dear? how is life?

    @Vikysss Dear, I dont expact ur such a comment for me. accha nahi laga ek old friend se aisa comment sunkar

  13. Raj says:

    joke to achha hai, suhagraat ko koi bhi ladka apne aapko control nahi kar paata, phir uske liye ladki kya, koi bhi bina chude bach nahi sakti, chaahe maa ho ya ladki ki behan. sabki chudaai nichit hai.

  14. sohail says:

    Dipti, tumhare bold comments padh kar tumhara prashansak ban gaya, lekin tumhari bato mein jo jhillahat hai, wo tumko suit nahi karta. yaar, pyar se jo kaam ho sakta hai wo kisi aur se nahi.