Aaj To Main Teri Maa Chod Dunga

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Ek Gaanv Ke Anpadh Ladke Ki Shadi Hoti Hai

Suhagrat Ko Kamre Mein Jaata Hai Aur Biwi Se Bolta Hai

Ladka: “Aaj To Main Teri Maa Chod Dunga

Ladki Khade Hokar Apna Ghagra Uthake Boli

Ladki: “Aur Ise Kya Tera Baap Chodega?

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108 Responses to "Aaj To Main Teri Maa Chod Dunga"

  1. Dhiraj:TheBoysLove says:

    @prince.i hate killing ladies but i love 2 kill boys..hehe.joke nice hai..ladko kabhi meri ankhon se handsome ladko ko dekho maachod ki jagah bhaichod n baapchod ki gali niklne lagegi..yaar handsome ladko ki taraf se najre hi nahi hati…koi handsome ladka mujhe kiss kar de main toh wanhi dher ho jaunga..mera toh ladko se kabhi mann hi nai bharta..meri jawani ka raaj ladke hi to hai..ladko ki wajah se iss duniya mein main hoon…luv u luv u luv u boysssssssssssssss.

  2. sagar ambala says:

    harsh paji ase ve tuvada nal ha

  3. sagar ambala says:

    gvandi paji khoob jamege…………….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Deepti Tiwari says:

    @Aditya, thik hai mai tumhare pass aa jaungi lekin pahle tum apne lund ko khinch-2 kar itna lamba karo ki tumhari gaand tak aa sake.

    AUR ISS PRAKAR ADITYA APNA LUND 2 MAHINE TAK DAILY KHINCH-2 KAR LAMBA KARTA HAI AUR….

    Aditya : Deepti ji ab mera lund khinch kar meri gaand tak aa jata hai.

    Deepti : OK Gud Aditya, ab tumhe kisi aur se bhikh mangne ki jarurat nahi apna lund apni gaand me daal ke maje lo.

  5. Deepti Tiwari says:

    @piyush dear, pls dont feel bad. bas aapse baat nahi kar saki. nways how r u dear? how is life?

    @Vikysss Dear, I dont expact ur such a comment for me. accha nahi laga ek old friend se aisa comment sunkar

  6. manisha says:

    it is not good joke

  7. Raj says:

    joke to achha hai, suhagraat ko koi bhi ladka apne aapko control nahi kar paata, phir uske liye ladki kya, koi bhi bina chude bach nahi sakti, chaahe maa ho ya ladki ki behan. sabki chudaai nichit hai.

  8. anjali says:

    no need of sry piyush
    it's ok yarrr..

  9. anjali says:

    no thnx tina…

  10. kapeed says:

    deepti ji,main to suna tha ki aurat ke hath me barakkat toti hai jo 3" ka 6….kar deti hai

  11. sohail says:

    Dipti, tumhare bold comments padh kar tumhara prashansak ban gaya, lekin tumhari bato mein jo jhillahat hai, wo tumko suit nahi karta. yaar, pyar se jo kaam ho sakta hai wo kisi aur se nahi.

  12. Deepti Tiwari says:

    @Sohail, Thanks Dear for advise.

  13. anjali says:

    SANJU jst shut ur mouth.

  14. sohail says:

    @ Dipti Tiwari, you are most welcome sweety

  15. prit says:

    Anjali its for u

    is dewani ladki ko koi samjaaye

    hum jaise ladko ko kyoun ye tadphaye

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