Aaj To Main Teri Maa Chod Dunga

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108 Responses to "Aaj To Main Teri Maa Chod Dunga"

  1. JK says:

    hahahahaha….good one………..

    Saala ladka kita chutiya hai…..or ladki kitni chaalu…………

  2. anjali says:

    hehehehehe vry good joke!

  3. anjali says:

    manish kaha ho yarrrr dekho aj to ek ladki ne boy ko hra diya….

    vry bad lck boyssss.

  4. jai says:

    ye to sure hai vo us chalu ladki ki ch**t ko chokor bana dega (gentleman)

  5. jai says:

    dumdaar munda hai

  6. Rukhsana says:

    Very Nice

    and Very Sexy Joke

  7. tina says:

    is ladki ne to ladke ki hi maa chod di

  8. samar says:

    ha ha ha sale jk gandu hai kya ladko ko chutiya batata hai ???????????

  9. manish says:

    hahahaha badhiya joke….saala chutia larka abey suhag rat maa ke sath mana raha hai ye bati ke sath…lol

  10. Anuj says:

    @divya JaaN tum Kis Nahshe Ki Baat Kr Rhi Thi…

  11. Anuj says:

    ladke ka Kehne Ka Matlab Thi Wo Usko Aaj Jam Kar C**degaa Aur Ladki Ko Khush Kr Dega.. Wo Bechara To Pyar Dikha Rha Tha…

    Ladki Hi Bewkoof Thi

  12. Inaaya********* says:

    hahaaaaa haha hahahahahahahahahhahahaah

    bhai mujhe to maza aa gaya mast joke hai

    stupid pati

  13. anjali says:

    h… manish

    wt r u dng????

    • manish says:

      nothing anjali….waise main ek tour escort hun….abhi ek saal pehle bana hun….tum kya karti ho?

      • tina says:

        manish-anjali, yeh site non veg jokes ke comments ke liye hai na ki tum dono ki luv story ke liye.

      • manish says:

        pia darling tension mat letu main anjali ke sath main life long relation rakhleta hun tere saat night long…….chalega na kabhi tu mujhpe…..kabhi main tujhpe….hehehehe

  14. Deepti Tiwari says:

    gud joke!

    pati ki sahi izzat utari, uss bechari ki maa ko gaali de raha tha to sahi kiya dulhan ne bhi. hehehe

    vaise ye joke aise bhi ho sakta tha.

    Ladka: “Aaj To Main Teri Maa Chod Dunga“

    Ladki Khade Hokar Apna Ghagra Uthake Boli

    Ladki: “Bhosdi ke meri maa ko mera baap chod lega tu isse chod le kunki mai dobara kallu ke pass nahi jana chahti?“

  15. P says:

    nice joke hehehe she was anjali

  16. sohail says:

    mere khayal se ladka sahi tha, ladki maa chodne wali baat samjhi nahi ..lol

  17. manish says:

    hey divya koi bf wagera hai tumhara ya fir tum bhi free ho

  18. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    @Anjali,kya tum abhi ajmair me ho…??

  19. naughty hotty says:

    Hahahahaha gud joke….. hi kapil darling!!!!!!!!!!!!! uuuuuuuummmmmmmaaaaaaaaaa 2 all

  20. Rosy says:

    Unexpectd joke tha..

  21. anjali says:

    nice job MANISH…

    congrats……

    I m studing in college..

  22. anjali says:

    hye piyush..

    shayad tum kisi aur anjali ki bat kr rhe ho m vo ni hu yarrr.

  23. Acky says:

    U May Not Think Of Me

    When Ur Happy N Having A Good Time

    It’s Fine

    But Please Don’t 4get Me

    When Ur Sad N Alone Coz

    I Want To Be The First One

    To Make U Happy

    Miss you sweetheart……..

  24. anjali says:

    "Mr. P" tell me ur full name.

    m aise dirty kamm ni krti ok…

  25. kapil the cute boy says:

    OH Naughty dear thanx…..kaha thi yaar ab tak mene tume kaha kaha nhi dunda yakin na aaye to admin se puch lo…..

  26. kapil the cute boy says:

    yaar isme ladke ke anpadh hone ka kya role hai…..kai pade likhe ladke b kai baar josh me aisa bol dete hain

    • tina says:

      sahi kaha kapil, is kam main koi bhed-bhav nahi hota. yaha pada-likha, anpad, gawar, samajhdar, lamba, chota, mota sabhi ek tarike se kaam karte hai.wo baat alag hai ki fir bhi sab chup kar hi karte hai.

  27. kapil the cute boy says:

    DIVYA…MERE khayal se to ladki ko bolna chahiye tha ki" ja fir meri maa ke paas ja,me tere baap k paas jati hu"..tab us ladke k hosh thikane aate ki usne kya bol diya hai

  28. Manish says:

    Bechare ladke ki maa chud gayi hahahaha

  29. kapil the cute boy says:

    ANJALI dear ladke to ladki se harne ke liye hi bane hain…basharte ladki pyaar se pesh aaye agar tum mujse pyar se pesh aao to me abhi tumare aage ghutne tek du….jese ki me DIVYA ke aage….

  30. JAI says:

    ruksana where are you apni ek jhalak to do

  31. kapil the cute boy says:

    DIVYA tum manogi nhi par kuch ladke wakai itne chutiya hote hain….

  32. JAI says:

    he anjali kya tum ajmer me rahati ho

  33. JAI says:

    tina darling kabhi aise anpadh ko fas mat jana nahi to teri gand ka gurgaon bana dega

  34. kapil the cute boy says:

    KOI HASINA KADAM pahle BADATI NHI MAJBOOR DIL SE NA HO TO PAAS AATI NHI

  35. spicychick says:

    hey kapil, whr r u 4m?wana b frndz?

  36. anjali says:

    hye kapil

    yar m sb se pyar se hi bat krti ho dear bs tb mujhe gussa ata h jb koi glt bat krta h mere bare me..

  37. kapil the cute boy says:

    spice chick thoda sabar kar yaar sabar ka fal mitha hota hai

  38. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    @Rosy &@Anjali,sorry mujhe laga ki saayad

    tum wahi ho jise mai jaanta hu…

  39. kapil the cute boy says:

    ANJALI yaar tum kyu tension le rhi ho 'P' bolne do jo bolta hai

  40. kapil the cute boy says:

    SPICY CHICK YAHA SAB DOST HAIN YAAR

  41. Vickyssss says:

    Deepti agar aap hoti to shayad aisa he bolti…heheheee

  42. RAJ Faridabad says:

    nice yaar

  43. PRINCE {the lady kil says:

    hey miss "Anjali" name to mera "PRINCE" hai ,but my frnds call me "LADY KILLER" ok

  44. PRINCE {the lady kil says:

    anything else

  45. PRINCE {the lady kil says:

    agar aap dirty kam nhi krte to aap dirty jokes kyon read krte ho i want a ans… tell me.

  46. Harsh CHD says:

    Adm, main Punjabi me joke send karu?

    Can u undstd Punjabi?

  47. Harsh CHD says:

    I send a joke a moment ago. Did u get that? Plz publish that………….

  48. Harsh CHD says:

    Pher tan apni bahut jamegi….

  49. Dhiraj:TheBoysLove says:

    @prince.i hate killing ladies but i love 2 kill boys..hehe.joke nice hai..ladko kabhi meri ankhon se handsome ladko ko dekho maachod ki jagah bhaichod n baapchod ki gali niklne lagegi..yaar handsome ladko ki taraf se najre hi nahi hati…koi handsome ladka mujhe kiss kar de main toh wanhi dher ho jaunga..mera toh ladko se kabhi mann hi nai bharta..meri jawani ka raaj ladke hi to hai..ladko ki wajah se iss duniya mein main hoon…luv u luv u luv u boysssssssssssssss.

  50. sagar ambala says:

    harsh paji ase ve tuvada nal ha

  51. sagar ambala says:

    gvandi paji khoob jamege…………….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  52. Deepti Tiwari says:

    @Aditya, thik hai mai tumhare pass aa jaungi lekin pahle tum apne lund ko khinch-2 kar itna lamba karo ki tumhari gaand tak aa sake.

    AUR ISS PRAKAR ADITYA APNA LUND 2 MAHINE TAK DAILY KHINCH-2 KAR LAMBA KARTA HAI AUR….

    Aditya : Deepti ji ab mera lund khinch kar meri gaand tak aa jata hai.

    Deepti : OK Gud Aditya, ab tumhe kisi aur se bhikh mangne ki jarurat nahi apna lund apni gaand me daal ke maje lo.

  53. Deepti Tiwari says:

    @piyush dear, pls dont feel bad. bas aapse baat nahi kar saki. nways how r u dear? how is life?

    @Vikysss Dear, I dont expact ur such a comment for me. accha nahi laga ek old friend se aisa comment sunkar

  54. manisha says:

    it is not good joke

  55. Raj says:

    joke to achha hai, suhagraat ko koi bhi ladka apne aapko control nahi kar paata, phir uske liye ladki kya, koi bhi bina chude bach nahi sakti, chaahe maa ho ya ladki ki behan. sabki chudaai nichit hai.

  56. anjali says:

    no need of sry piyush
    it's ok yarrr..

  57. anjali says:

    no thnx tina…

  58. kapeed says:

    deepti ji,main to suna tha ki aurat ke hath me barakkat toti hai jo 3" ka 6….kar deti hai

  59. sohail says:

    Dipti, tumhare bold comments padh kar tumhara prashansak ban gaya, lekin tumhari bato mein jo jhillahat hai, wo tumko suit nahi karta. yaar, pyar se jo kaam ho sakta hai wo kisi aur se nahi.

  60. Deepti Tiwari says:

    @Sohail, Thanks Dear for advise.

  61. anjali says:

    SANJU jst shut ur mouth.

  62. sohail says:

    @ Dipti Tiwari, you are most welcome sweety

  63. prit says:

    Anjali its for u

    is dewani ladki ko koi samjaaye

    hum jaise ladko ko kyoun ye tadphaye