Aajkal Ke Harami Sasur

Raat Ko Andhere Ka Fayda Utha Kar Sasur Ne Soyi Bahu Ke Boobs Dabaye To Bahu Chilla Kar Boli

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Sasu Gabra Ke: “Maaf Karna Bahu, Andhere Mein Mujhe Laga Tumhari Saas Hai

Bahu Gusse Se: “Bhonsdi Ke, Tujhe Uble Hue Ande (Egg) Or Omlet Mein Faraq Nahi Pata Chalta Kya?

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 21 Mar 2011  18 Comments  40,775

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Sasur Andere Me Bahu K B00bs Dbane Lga Bahu- Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho Sasur- Maf Krna Bahu Mje Lga Tmhri Sas H. Bhu- Ap Ko Uble Ande Or Omlet Me Farq Nhi Pta

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  18 Comments

    1. Matrix says:

      Tu is janam mien kya kisi bhi janam mien hi slim shady nahi ban sakta. ha..ha..ha..

      Tune kya soch kar apne ko eminem kaha!

      I think u r a patient of physiognomy!

  1. sunil says:

    lagta hai sasur ne aaj tak omlelete ko dekha nai tha wo to only kadhai ko hi sab kuch samajhta tha ha ha ha ha

  2. Mausam says:

    hahahahhahahaa nice very nice joke

    just emegin ki aisa jawaab dene waali wo bahu kon ho sakti he?

    hehehehehe.

  3. Vinu says:

    Plz cmnt-
    There was a man who wanted a purewife, so he started to attend church tofind a woman. He met a gal who seemed nice so he took her home.
    When they got there, he whips outhis manhood and asks "What's this?"
    She replies "A cock."
    He thinks to himself that she is not pure enough. A couple of weeks later he meets another gal and soon takes her home. Again, he pulls out his manhood and asks the question.
    She replies, "A cock".
    He is angry because she seemed more pure than the first but….A couple of weeks later he meets a gal who seems realpure. She won't go home with him for a long time but eventually he gets her to his house.
    He whips it out andasks, "What is this?"
    She giggles and says, "A pee-pee."
    He thinks to himself that he hasfinally found his woman. They get married but after several months every time she sees his member she giggles and says, "That's your pee-pee."
    He finally breaks down and says,"Look this is not a pee-pee, it is a cock."
    She laughs and says "No it's not, A cock is nine inches long and black!"
    *******

  4. Matrix says:

    Hun…..

    Savita what a jester you are!

    Tu bina baat ke admin ke sath kyun ladai kar rahi hai. Don't be a crisscross yaar!.

    Otherwise u will be ban through administrator!