Aajkal Ke Shararti Bachhe

Ek Bacha Kriyane Ki Dukan Pe Jata Hai Aur Dukandar Se Poochta Hai

Bachha: “Suji Hai?

Shopkeeper: “Haan Hai

Bacha: “To Marwayi Kyu Thhi Bhonsdi Ke

Agle Din Ek Aur Bacha Aata Hai Aur Poochta Hai

Bacha: “Suji Hai?

Shopkeeper: “Nahi

Bacha: “To Dukan Kya Maa Chudwane Ke Liye Kholi Hai

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 18 Sep 2010  45 Comments  18,125

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Bcha2dukndar: Suji Hai? Dkndr: Hai. Bch: To Mrwayi Kyu Thi. Nxt Day Bach: Suji Hai. Dknd: Nahi. Bch: Dukan Kya Ma Chudwane Ke Liye Kholi Hai

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Maa To Bahut Sayani Nikli
Ek Ladki Apne Boy Friend Ko Ghar Par Bulati Hai, Uske Aate Hi Ladki Apni Maan Se Use Milati Hai Aur Kehti Hai, Lad

Investment Matters Are Subject To Market Risks
A Man Got Two Wishes From God. He Asked For The Best Drink And Best Woman. The Next Moment He Got Bisleri And Moth

Kar Di Na Pathano Wali Baat
Pathan Santa Ke Ghar Jata Hai Aur Poochta Hai. Pathan: "O Yara, Tu Ek Message Do-Do Baar Kyun Bhejta Hai?" Santa:

100 Rs Mein Aata Hi Kya Hai?
Ek Din Pappu Ki Biwi Apne Mayke Gayi Hoti Hai, Toh Pappu Sochta Hai Kyun Na Aaj Ka Din Enjoy Kiya Jaye, Pappu Apne

  45 Comments

  1. Ak says:

    bhai suna hai lekin firse padhkar acchya laga….

    Soubhagya frnd main to thik hu, tum batao kaise chalu duty tumhari, ab tumhe 10DA shuru ho gaya maze hai tumhare

    tumane bataaya nahi tumhari duty kaha pe hai or kaha rehate ho…..

  2. MUNNI URF PRIYA says:

    Pakistani's are absolutely right when they says that India is behind this match fixing controversy ,u see whenever anybodies girl or wife run away he will always cast doubt on his handsome neighbor.

  3. MUNNI URF PRIYA says:

    JA "SMS" JA MERE PIYARE DOST KE PASS JA,

    AGER WO BESSY HO TO RUK JAN,

    OR "AGER" FREE HO TO UN KE GAND MAIN GHUS JANA,

    OR TUB TAK HILLTY REHNA JUB TAK WO MUJHYE

    KOI ACHA SA SMS REPLY NA KAR DE.

  4. MUNNI URF PRIYA says:

    Phool Murjhate acche nahi lagte,

    Aap lund khujate acche nahi lagte,

    Koi to patalo bachi ab meri jaan,

    Roz Roz bathroom me hilate acche nahi lagte…

    1. manish says:

      thats really a gud one but dont forget girls do the same thing ….. so both needs each other,,,,, enjoy that….

  5. MUNNI URF PRIYA says:

    us ne kaha or dabao,

    main dabaya,

    us ne kaha or dabao,

    main ne or dabaya,

    us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,

    main ne phir dabaya,

    us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,

    main ne phir dabaya . . . �

    dekha ho gya na suit case band:)

  6. MUNNI URF PRIYA says:

    Duur gaon main aik basti thee

    jahan pe randian sasti thee

    unki gaand main itni masti thee

    jitna bhi chodo hansti thee

    magar aap kyu hanste ho?

    kya usi gaon main baste ho?…

    ahahahah lol

  7. MUNNI URF PRIYA says:

    Samunder kinare baithe hain …. Kabhi to lehar aayegi …

    Kismat badle na badle …. GAAND to dhul jayegi .

  8. admin says:

    Priya tere comments main vo hi post kar raha hun jo site pe already published jokes ya shayari hai
    Baki ko main tadka / masala laga ke khud post karunga hehehe

      1. admin says:

        Sunny ye to wohi baat hogayi ese hi ek banda kahta hai biwi ko saja do aaj raat do baar piche se teen baar aage se do baar muh mein fir do baar piche se chod
        Banda kahta hai ye saja uske liye hai ya mere liye hehehe

  9. MS says:

    lo bhai admin ek mera bhi suno
    "CHUTIYA HAI WO LOG JO CHOOT KO BADNAM KARTE HAI
    CHOOT HE TO WO DHARMSHALA HAI JAHA LUND VISHRAM KARTE HAI"

    PURANA TO NAHI HAI?????????????

  10. MUNNI URF PRIYA says:

    kaminey,admin,ms,show stpr,fuctimaan tumhareliya He came at night,
    explored my body,
    got on top of me,
    touched me, he bit,
    sucked, swalowd,
    when he was satisfyed,
    he left, i was hurt,
    .
    .
    .
    BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

  11. Rosy says:

    @admin, tumhe kon gali de skta h yaar? Aftr al u r da boss- yeah maintain dat. Thnks hasaane k liye. Bt khoon na kariyo yaara.. Warna hame jokes kon sunaega?

  12. DHIRAJ says:

    DABBANG tune kya kiya tu na aata to munni na aati aur dabang bhi na ata … main dabang banana nahi chahta isliye na dekhi hai na dekhna chahta hoon.

  13. kaminey says:

    ab jab sab chalu hai to meri b ek arz hai..
    CHOOT CHAKALLAS BADA BHAYANKAR,
    KAH GAYE BABA BHOLE SHANKAR.
    par bhai hum ko to bhayankr bat hi achi lagti hai
    JMC

  14. Jai says:

    are yar sahi hai suji hai to thik,varna suza denge kyu admin sala jiski bhi nahi suzi hogi uski bhi suza denge.

    ab arz kiya hai………………………

    Bhejne Wale Ne Tujhe Bheja To Aisa Bheja Ke Bheje Me Bheja Hi Nahi Bheja, Ye Mujhe Kisi Or Ne Bheja Isliye Maine Tujhe Bheja, Thik Bheja Na Bhai Logon.