Aajke Mausam Ki Bavishyavaani

Aaj Ka Taapman 45 Degree Celcius Hai,

Kripya Aap Apni Chaddi Mein ICE (Burf) Dal Le,

Warna Dono Ande Omlette Hone Aur Mombatti Pighalne Ki Sambhavna Hai.

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 13 Feb 2011  48 Comments  34,577

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Aj Ka Tapman 45 Degree Celcius He, Kripya Ap Apni Chaddi Me Ice Daale, Wrna Dono Ande Omlette Hone Aur Mombatti Pighalne Ki Sambhavna Hai.

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  48 Comments

  1. Lofar says:

    Hahahaha mast joke hai yaar

    @Panchhi kaisi ho jana kal valentine's day hai kuch khas kar rahi ho kya

    @Rahul chodumal(BLW) TU chinta mat kar kyuki teri to mombatti hi bilupt hai ande to door ki baat hai hahahaha aur yar tu apni bibi ko 'ga@nd ki shanti' bulata hai aur wo sxy uncle k pass rahti hai kya baat hai yar agar teri bibi sxyuncle k pas rahti hai to ha bhai lofar teri bibi ko lene jata hai.

    @Wanted bhai lofar ko lagta hai k uske frnds jokes k sath sath cmnts pe b khoob hase bus isiliye aise cmnts deta hu thr is nothing personal abt anythg or anyone so guys plz dont mind** fr any of my cmnts.

    **applicable only fr people who hav mind.

    @Admin maine kuch jokes submit kiye the aur bhai tum lofar ko ek b reply nahi dete ho kyu yar

    1. Admin says:

      Lofar Ji,
      Esi koi baat nahi hai ki main tumse naraj hun jo tumhe reply nahi karta, tumne notice kiya hoga ki main bahut kam reply karta hun
      Haan mere ko comment karke koi bhi baat puchoge ya kuch kahoge jarur reply aayega. Jaisi ki sabko aata hai
      Mere liye tum sab mere bhai jaisi ho, haan ladkiya bahne nahi hai hehehe.

  2. sam says:

    sameer bhai mast joke hai yarr well site achhi lag rahi hai..tumne kafi maihnat ki hogi yarr or site ab achhi speed se chal rahi hai thanx .

  3. Rashii says:

    omg! Hahahahahahaha nice joke hehehe

    wanted ji exam aane wale hain isliye cmt kum de pa rahi hu, ap kaise ho, main dosti ker k bhulti nhi hu, ap mere dost ho or rehogae

    raavan ji chacha ban gaye or mithai b nhi khilayi very bad

    panchi ji, divya ji kaisi ho ap

    sheela ji DBS me func start ho gaye hai, enjoy kijiyega

    dhiraj ji n dev ji my lovely sweet bhai kaha ho ap?

    Arush ji bhai ki shadi k sath kahi ap b to shadi nhi ker rahe ho hehehe

    Nikhil ji maine ans diya to tha, main dehradun se MSc ker rahi hu

    Raj bindas, Mausam ji, ratan ji, shallu ji kaha gayab ho ap sb?

    Kapil ji ap to bachpan se he omg! Hahahaha

    rahul ji ek add tak nhi dhund paye ap

    shanshak ji m fine

    punit ji hru

    1. arush says:

      hii..@rashiiji m f9…nd meri shaadi nai hone wali haan agar aap jaisi koi sundar aur sushil kanya mil jaye to socha jaa sakta hai..hehehe waise exams ke liye best f luck…

    1. Admin says:

      Rahii Ji aap free hone ko to ese bol rahe ho jaisi mere sath kal date pe chalna ho..

      Hehehhe agar ye baat hai to main free hi free hun, bolo kab chalna hai

      1. Rashii says:

        Admin ji ap k sath date per hehehe hasao mat, pehle b aapne bulaya tha per khud gayab ho gaye thae is baar risk nhi le skti

  4. kapil the cute boy says:

    @SAMEER,MUSKAN,MATRIX,wanted,RAVAN…….yaar tum log naye user ho tum log mere bare me aur meri us MISS ke bare me nhi jante,purane user jante hain,wese fir b me bata deta hu us samay me 5th standard me tha,wo MISS muje bahut accha manti thi kyu ki me bachpan me kafi cute tha…halanki sex ke bare me muje us samay jyan nhi tha..par ab me sochta hu to bada maja aata hai….meri us MISS ke prati koi galat feelings nhi thi..aur hoti b kese me kafi chota tha…….par ab bate yaad aati hain……..kai ghatnaye hui thi par me yaha pe batana nhi chahta….wo miss bahut khubsurat thu..jis se b uski shadi hui hogi kafi khusnasib hoga….agar aaj ek baar kahi mil jaye to………

    @PANCHI yaaar tu to meri jaan hai…..jaha tak bra panty ka sawal hai to ye b naseeb walo ko hi naseeb hota hai…bas us din ka intezr kar rha hu..jis din apni company me taiyar bra tum mere hatho se pehan ne ko raaji ho jaogi…wese miss u my dear

  5. kapil the cute boy says:

    @RASHI ji yaar mene ye to nhi kaha ki mene apni MAM ke sath kuch galat kiya…bas jo dekha wo aap logo ko bata diya ab isme mera kya kasur

    1. Rashii says:

      Kapil ji maine kb kaha aapne kh galat kiya, mera mtlb ye tha ki apko bachpan se he undergarment ka shok tha hehehehe

  6. raavan says:

    hy admin ,kapil ,lofar ,rahul ,rana maosam ,dhiraj ,anil, arush, aatankwadi,sameer,honey ,matrix ,punit ,wanted ,daband, rashi, sheela darling ,rukhsana begam ,divya and my dear panchhijaannnnnnnnnnnnn good night all frnds

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    hy panchhi jaan u r great yaar tumne to mujhe aisa bolkar jindgi bhar ke liye amir bna diya thanks yaarrrrrrrrr

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    he kapil kaise ho yaar,mere bhai tumhari miss us time jwan thi or tum bachche the aaj tum jwan ho or vo budhi ho gyi hai isliye vo tumhe aaj mil jaaye to tum use kiss nahi karoge balki usake charn sprash karoge kyonki tum ek indian ho kuchh to sharm kro

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    rahul yaar tum bahoot chalu cheez ho yaar sheela ko aakhir meri bhabhi bna hi diya

  7. Panchhi says:

    Hahahahah !! @MATRIX me ladki hu… @welcome MAHIYA JI…. @LOFAR jan me kal kuch ni kr rhi ,ha valentinday apne singl frnds ke sath celebrate kr lugi koi khas ni hai so…aur tm btao dear… @RAHUL jan meri halat tmhare jesi ni hui hai avi kyuki hm 3 khali frnds h hai aur hahah raavan n lofar mujse jyada samajdar hai so aesi nobt ni ane denge….

  8. raavan says:

    hy rashi how r u dear yaar kash aap mere pass hoti to mithai kya aapki har khwahish puri kar deta

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    oye anjali dear kaisi ho yaar mai to mast hu yaar tum batao itne dino tak khan gaayab rahi

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    hy sheela yaar khan ho tum aapki jwani ka sagar dekhe huye kafi din beet gaye

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    lofar bete saavdhan ho ja kahin tumhari mombatti ka mom aamlate ko bhi khrab na kar de

  9. Panchhi says:

    @kapil jaan ye kam nasib walo ko milta hai ok bt yar ye nhi ho skta me tere hatho se pehnu chhi chhi kavi nhi …. @RAAVAN darling dekho ye golu tume ladki samj rha hai use btado tm ladki ni ladke ho….. @WCB ANJALI i m fine tm sunao… @RASHI me mast hu tm btao dear..

    1. mahiya says:

      sukriya dost welcome karne ke liye m yaha naya hu or naye rasto par chalne ke liye kisi hamsafar ki jarurat hoti h kya tum sikhaogi mujhe in rasto par chalna

  10. Rahul(chdml) says:

    adminbhai ye kya boys ke lye hi mausam ki jankari di gai thi ye dono cheje tho boys ke pas hi hai hehehe

  11. Rahul(chdml) says:

    @admin kese ho bhai hehe.
    @preet jan kha ho yar lve u n mis u jan
    @panchi janeman tne sai kha ki ravan n bmw ke pas tjse jada akal hai ye tho me b manta hu ki grls k pas boys se kam akal hoti hai ab samaj gai hogi ki me kya khna chata hu jan hehehe
    @rashi dear mne tra adr dhudh lia hai tu vijay park me rhati hai kal arhahu tje val day gift dne pickle hehehe.
    @sheela darlng kha chali gai yar avi jao jaldi kitna intjar karwau gi jan lve u jan
    @anjali kha bhag gai tu fb se.
    @lofar chodubmw ja ke aids ki checkup karwalo govn hosptal me free me horai hai or yha na fela tri bibi ne muje or ravan ko sbkuch btadia hai ki tav tu usk sath sx nai karta kuki tje aids hai hahaha.
    @ravan bhai tmne sai kha islye abse tm preet n sheela ko bhabhi hi khana,or kese ho hehehe.,or sbse jaruri bat bmw se dur raho kuki usko aids ki puri sambhavna hai or apne frnds ko b btado use dur rhne ke lye hahaha
    @arush bhai kha ho yar,kav yha pe b ajaye karo hehehe

  12. Rashii says:

    Panchi ji m thik hu, ap btayie

    dhiraj ji ap kaha chale gaye, jay ji k pass to nhi ho
    Ricks ji ap to dosti ker k bhul he gaye
    anjali ji kaisa lga apko site ka new look

    welcome Mahiya ji, ap grl ho ya boy? Agar ap btana chahe to

  13. Anil4209211 says:

    Ladke to Apne 'Ande' aur 'Mombatti' bacha lenge!!

    Par ladkiyan Apne Santre(Orange), Tarbuj(Watermelon) Aur Faluda kaise bachyangi???

  14. arush says:

    hii…@anshul nd shallu kaha ho yaar?kaminaa…s group me dono ko add kar diya hai maine hehe ab jaldi se aake coment do….. @ravan main mast hoon yaar… @dev kaise ho?kabhi dharti pe bhi aa jaya karo hehe……@anjali hello

  15. Sheela. says:

    Helo frnds jb se ye site cheng hui h mera mn hi ni krta comments krne ka
    @hi panchi,i love u.
    @rashi ji kl to merne colg mai b program h
    @nikhil my frnd mera prfomens prso h
    @or ravan chachu hru?
    @i love u rahul happy kiss day.ummmhhh….
    @hi lofar kese ho baby.

  16. Lofar says:

    Hello al my friends wish u al a very happy valentine's day enjoy ur day with your loved ones. Take care good night.

    @Panchhi hi dear how r u, from the day 1 when i came to this site i found only you as the most intelligent bold friendly caring nd talkative beautiful girl nd u proved urself with ur grt sense of humour even we had some warm cmnts also on each other bt one thing i know that if u fight with someone means u care abt nd like him/her. PANCHHI would u like to b My Valentine!!!!!

  17. Raj Bindaas says:

    Hi Frnds, tum sab khub maje le rahe ho na, le lo le lo, jeene k hai char din baki sab bekar din, he he he sorry yaar comt dete waqt song yaad aa gaya tha, tum sab mujhe bhul gaye na..hunn ! thik hai thik hai shayad meri dosti me hi kami hogi, chalo leave it…….. Today is Velentine day aur aaj k din mujhse comt diye bagair raha nahi gaya, waise mujhe is date ko celebrate karne ka mouka kabhi nahi mila…..isliye aaj 1st time tumlogo k sath spend karna chahta hu………..!

    Rashiiji, panchhi,rosy,dhiraj,jay,ravan, dev i really miss u,

    my blesses spcly 4 those who fall in love, muuuuuuuuuuuaaaaahhhhh,
    god unhe salamat rakhe, aur unke bich hamesha love nd trust rakhe,

    Ek sawal mere mann me aaya hai agar tumlog sabhi iska jawaab doge to mujhe acha lagega
    agar tumlogo ko chance mile is site se kisi ek partner (for velentine) choice karne ke liye to kise pasand karoge

    Sabse pehle me apna jawab de deta hu, hmmmmmm me to apne favourite chodu ko select karunga,he he he nahi samjhe arrrey yaar apna pyara chodumall, is site me wo hi mujhe sabse pyara aur sweet lagta hai, chodumal tu mujhe sandaas, bakwas, kuch v bol sakta hai he he he, pata nahi yaar mujhe hamesha wohi kyon karne ka mann karta hai jo mujhe mana kiya jata hai, me apni aadat se majbur hu, mujhe maaf karna Chodumall he he he

    1. Rahul(chdml) says:

      Rat Sandas,bakwas or wat ever,tme apne ko khud hi pehchan lia chal achi bt hai,bt me kisi ko nai chunu ga kuki mere pas do alredy hai,or bhai me tre sath valentine day nai mna sakta bcs m not a gay lke u ye me islye kha rha hu kuki tne muje chuna hai or ajke din koi ladhka kisi ladhke sath nai jata wo sirf ladhki k sath jana pasand karega islye kai or ja kuki yha pe koi gay nai hai hahaha,or muje wai pasand hai jo mujse panga lete hai samja sandas bhai

  18. Rahul(chdml) says:

    Happy valentine day to al my dear frnds.
    @sheela jan hapy valentine day or kha chalna hai jan aj valentine celebrte karne,lve u janu uuummmm
    @panchi jan tu tho karegi gi nai wish chal me hi kardta hu hapy valentne day dear hehehe
    @preet darlng kha ho yar ajtho ajao jan i rely mis u dear,hapy valntne day janu lve u.
    @rashi hehehe tje tere ghar ake wis karuga or gift b dunga pickle,hehe,chal acha wis kardta hu nai tho tu gussa ho jaye gi mujse,tb me sadhe hue pickle ko kisko dunga or mere paise b khrab ho jaye ge.so hapy valentne day dear,(dnt mine yar)hehehe

  19. Punit mumbai says:

    Good joke & happy valentine everybody

    @raashi & @raavan i m fine aur aap batao

    @rosy plz look "bra joke- beta kya kam karte ho"

  20. Panchhi says:

    @LOFAR im fine dear,thanx heheh itni tarif krne ke liye bt i knw ye sari qualities mujme hog bt itni nhi …. u r 2 gud dude … And yes jan… I accept ur propsl darling…..u r my 1st valentine …..!ajse pehle mene valentinesday ni manaya. frnds ke sath ese h mana leti thi,…. To bolo kaha chale aj honey apna din celbrate krne?

    1. Lofar says:

      @Panchhi meri janeman janebahar u made my day dear i m on 9th Cloud now i m so happy today lets go somewhr whr no one could come to disturb us. Suggest me any place whr we cn go. love u sweetheart miss u.