Aakhir Govt. Humse Chahti Kya Hai?

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Aakhir Govt. Humse Chahti Kya Hai?
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Ladki Ko Khilao Mat…

Ghumao Mat…

Bas…

Lage Raho…

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12 Responses to "Aakhir Govt. Humse Chahti Kya Hai?"

1. Shubham says:

   December 3, 2011 at 9:05 am

   Wo kehte h mehnat jyada kro khao kam.

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2. deleted says:

   December 3, 2011 at 9:44 am

   ab ladki kahan se milegi …..

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   • Heartbeat says:

     December 3, 2011 at 12:44 pm

     Deleted bhai ladki ke chakar ko chodo sonia gandhi ke pass jao uske na koi aage na koi piche dono side se free usse bhadiya baat ke wo experiance holder aur niche se kamao b tere to bare niare ho jainge

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3. Anuj says:

   December 3, 2011 at 12:23 pm

   hmmmm yahi chahti hai,,,, hehehehehehe

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4. Heartbeat says:

   December 3, 2011 at 1:15 pm

   Hahaha sameer bhai tumhari soch ko to daad deni padegi

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   • Admin says:

     December 3, 2011 at 2:29 pm

     :(

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   • Asif says:

     December 3, 2011 at 4:45 pm

     Hmmm… Heartbeat bro, Waise 2mhari soch ka v jawaab nahi. Nazar daali, woh v Sonia Gandhi par.hehe… Waah! Kya soch hai!
     Aur haan.. 1 baat puchna to bhul hi gaya… wo yeh k Admin ne 2mhari pagdi wapas kiya ya nahi? Agar wapas kar diya ho to kuch dino k liya mujhe udhaar de dena.
     Admin se to woh (sikh) ladki pati nahi. Sochta hoon…. zara main v try maar loon. -:P

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5. ¤SHAAN¤ says:

   December 3, 2011 at 3:48 pm

   wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah joke k liye nahi heartbeat k cmnt k liye. Maro sonia ki.

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6. Sujeet says:

   December 3, 2011 at 5:25 pm

   I’m also supporting u ‘shan’.

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7. ¤SHAAN¤ says:

   December 3, 2011 at 10:37 pm

   thanks sujeet bro, aap aaj har kisi se pucho har koi is sarkar se pareshan he. Mehgai ne to jina haram kar rakha he. Aur hamari sarkar kehti k 32 rupiye kharach karne wala garib nahi, to aap log hi batao kya 32 rs me 1 aadmi ka 1 din ka gujara ho sakta he.

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8. Teena Dutta says:

   December 4, 2011 at 12:30 am

   No its wrong condom ke mere se chemist ne 55 rs le liye ye juth hai

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9. anuj says:

   December 31, 2011 at 3:51 pm

   abe ajkal to condom bhi 20 ke 3 hai

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