Aankh Aur Choot Ka Rishta
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kya haal hai yaro
kya baat hai . ye isne thik kaha . hii all friensd ,manish ,divya,panchhi, kail, admin ji,irfanjhandu, sewta , rashii, and all friends,
Hey anshul how r u? Hi divi n congrats punit ….
Anuuuuuuuuujjjjjj aj tum cment dena bhul gaye ho haan…..
anshul bhai khushkhabri,,,,dad coma se bahar hai ab,,,
chal bhai manish hope ur father will get well soon up and running again. u just take care of hm instead of wasting ur time chattin here . plz dnt mind.
hey irfan tumne bataya nahi ki thinar pine ke baad kesa laga.
yaar anshul meina tou piya tha tumne tou lagwaya tha woh bhi pechwadi pe yaad luk luk karti hai batana zoroor plz. hehehehhehe.
hehehehe.bechari ….
Hello imran snake ji kaise ho yaar?
m fine wat bou u/
magar pussy sy gehri aankhen hoti hai .hehhehehhehe…
imran bhai to tum ankhon ko f..k karte ho kya,,,,hehehe
hii manish thanks about . muje bhut khushi hui ki dad koma se bhar aa gaye hai . vese ab unki tabiyet kese hai. . mai bhut jald aap ke pass call karuga. . thanks aal friends .jinhone pray ki. thank again.
bhai ankho mein doom ky fuk karta hu
good nice one…………….very nice admin
Ha ye to sach kaha usne he he he
Hi daksh kaise ho?? Hello shweta how r u?
Thokenge Mujhe iska kya matlab hai?
@Divya Darling:::meri L***ki halat kharab karke thokne ka matlab pooch rahi hai???
Nice joke.hi anshul kaise ho
divya dear thokne ka matlab hai fk krna,,,,,yaar tum bhi na bygod iq level zero hai tumhara,,,,,
waise ye joke mujhe samajh me nahi aya,,,,,divya tumhe samajh aya kya
Hey sb merd nam ki speling galat q likhte h.my name is shweta nt sweta
gud joke……
Hi everybody………
Hi daksh
shweta . hii. mai tumhara wait 5 baje shaam ko way2heart.cpm par karuga.plz jarur aana. admin babaji. shweta ko halp karna.way2heart.com par
hi. divya ji mai aap ka shaam ko 6 baje wait karuga..way2heart.com parplz jarur aana
Hi divya
admin ek sher aur hai kripaya dhayan de
A SWEET POEM…
Shirshak: MERA MUH ME LEGA KYA???
Sard Raato me saath dega kya?
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Akeli Raaho me mere hatho me apna haath dega kya?
.
Agar itna karega to,
.
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Bhai ek baar,
MERA MUH ME LEGA KYA?
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Gum k fasaane tujhe Sunaunga,
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Teri khushi me mein bhi Khush ho jaunga,
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Meri Dosti ki Khaatir,
Ek baar,
.
Bus ek baar MUH ME LEGA KYA?
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Mushkil Waqt me bhi mere
Saath rahega kya?
.
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Haal mere tute Dil ka tu sunega kya?
.
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Mere sawalo ka jawaab dega
kya?
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Bol na GANDU,
bas Ek baar MERA MUH ME LEGA KYA???
hehehee kya baat hai phuke hue shayar ka sher hai. heheheh.
Hiiii Shweta
Thokne ka matlab hai chodna
Ek ldki ka boyfrnd singer hota h.ladki apne bf se kehti h m tumhare bache ki maa ban ne wali hu.to ladka kehta h "sadi jaan te bani h tera hasa ho gya.asi hath vi na laya tera kaka ho gya."
Shweta hi par ye gaana acha hai…. Sadi jaan te bani hai.. by Nachattar gill
abey tabhi kahu RAJESH KHANNA ko kaka kyun bulatey hain . hehheheheh. yaar batana cahiye tha na rajesh khanna ky daddy bappi lahri singer hain. hehehehhe.
Kapilllllll kaha he yaar tu to hm sb ko bhul hi gaya ,he na?
Pls koi to muje rply kro.
hi shweta,don't feel alone.
Nice joke write krti h shweta darling kaise ho
Hey harsh ki hal h tera.
hii…@rashiijee.. howru?????kaha gayab ho gayi yaar….
Ek ldka ek ldki se kehta h."tu tur k college jana h,tere ghar ch do do cara ne.
Ladki.. Tu angreji ch msg krda h tere angreji ch he no 12 ne
shweta yaar apna joke zara wistaar sy batao ya admin ko post karo .ye gibbrish mat likha karo padne ki koshish bhi bekaar ho jati kya hai na ki meri HINGLISH YES HINGLISH weak hai
@shwetaji ek to punjabi vich sher likhte ho or woh bhi short words mai kaise samjhenge yeh bande….or phir kahti ho koi reply nahi karta…
Shweta ji main punjabi hi hun
Aur admin ji mein gujarati huuuu
Shalluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu apki cment ni ayi ab tk??kaha busy ho gaye tm???
Dear Shweta,
Aapne kya likha hai mai to smajh hi nahi paa raha hun kee ladki ne kya kaha hai (Tu angreji ch msg krda h tere angreji ch he no 12 ne) iska ky matlab huwa?
Thanx panchhi & divya
Admin ji apko punjabi samaj m aati h kya
mast joke hai
Ho baba ji apki birth date kya hai?
Hello pnchhi g bul gye kya
yyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Santa-oye tu pappita vechan wali nu kiss q kitta???
Banta-ohi baar baar chillari c….pappi ta le lo….pappi ta le lo….te main le li…
Hey sb kha h
Nice joke
Hru admin ji?
Hi all friends how are all of you?
Anuj,Imraan bhai shayree achchi chal rahi he….
mausam bhai bas aisey hi ajj dil nonveg ho raha tha khair app batao koi accha sher yaar .
Hru frnds ? Kaha ho sb dikhayi q nhi de rahe ho , lgta hai sb w2h per chat ker rahe ho,
Arush ji, Anshul ji, Divya ji main tik hu ap sb kaise ho?
Rashi diiiiiiiiii ap muje bhul gai na????jao me apse bat ni krti….katti
Sry anshul m online ni aai.coz mere cel pe chat ni ho rai.tumne bola tha wait krna maine ki but kuch ni hua.
Hi harsh m fyn.where do u live.harsh tumhara real name h kya
Hello All Boys!
(Except my Admin Sir)
Aankh aur Choot ka rishta bada pyara hai,
Kitna chhota ye L**d tumhara hai.
Tum to rehte ho har waqt chodne ki khwahish me,
Kabhi ye to socho ladki ko bada L**d hi pyara hai…
rukhsana tumhe kitna lamba chahiye 24"lamba
Harsh kithe h tu.koi to rply kro.admin ji comnt show q ni ho rai
Harsh kithe ho tusi.koi to rply kro.admin ji comnt show q ni ho rai
hi shweta how are you mujhe toda time do please
hihihi tukhwai ke liye tu bante sanwate hein kajal lagate hein sab kuch issi k liye tu phir iss mein rone ki baat ….. joke accha kar leite ho
me bhi kajal lagati hu….
hi shweta hru yaar apne bhi to meri comm. ka javab nahi diya fir kehte ho ki koi rply nahi karta.agar koi tumse comm. karta hai to uski comm. ka rply karo tabhi vo tumse baat karega. bura mat manna mujhe bhi is site par sirf 4mdin hue hai dost. apni comm. mai funny likho yaar ques. Kam ok jaan.
Ab m kya kru agar kisi ko punjabi smaj ni aati.admin tumeh to aati h na
Hi frnds! This s not a joke…. Fact yaar.. Jab jab dekhe teri surat! (2).. Mere haath ko nahi fursat..
hai doston
Hi panchhii, shweta, divya, manish, dev, kajal, raj, mausam, shabnam, rashii, admin, arush, anuj, kapill, imran, how r u all my frnds.. Today s my birthday…
Hey ratan yaar ab bata rhe ho apna b'day ha?? Ok chhodo HAPPY BIRTHDAY yaar …bhagvan mere pyare frnd ko lyf ki saariiieeeeeeee khushiya de…
hii…@ratan happy birthday to you……..
@rukhsana,kitni ladkio se tumne yeh baat pucchhi hai..???.
@imran..snake..kanha se tujhe ye mila sher…main isse acchi tarah yaad kar leta hoon..yeh sher sun k mera blood pressure high ho gaya…wah! wah! wah! naam tera acchha hai bus title python hota to aur sexi lagta..haha..nice keep it my blood pressure up..haha..
kya ghatiya sher hai.
Dhang se to likho saalo.
hi shweta..
hw r u switheart?
hello panchhi, kaha chli gyi u hme in sard rato me tanha chhod k…
Admin, r u get my joke i'v posted yesterday midnight, must me tell
@imran-snake…tumhare sexy mind ko salaam…admee ko bhagwan ne ya to chutia banaya hai ya phir gandu…ismein admee kewal kar sakta hai ya phir control kar sakta hai..haha…swad aur swarg aise cheeje hoti hain ki use galat sahi ka pata nahi chalta..haha.
Gud nyte my frnds nd admin ji.
i want to joine 2 u
@imran-snake..tune yeh kaise poem banai …jab jab ise pad raha hoon mera blood pressure high ho raha hai..jadui poem hai..swarg sa ahsaas kara rahi hai..yeh joke nahi tera jehar jo tune mere sharir mein chod dia..mygod!!!.god bless u..haha..ohmygod!.
abey dhiraj bhai kya hua yaar kiska zeher chad gaya tujhey . hehehheeheh.
Gud nyte admin ji/sameer ji/ baba ji/saxidas baba ji/ natkhat ji/busy baba ji & all frnds.
HII MANISH JI,ADMIN JI ,SHWETAJI DIVYA JI,RESHII JI, IRFAN JHANDU,KAPIL JI,AND ALL FRIENDS TODAY I AM VERY HAPPY. THANKS TO HALP ME. SO ALL FRIENDS SWEET & GOOD NAGHT BUT SAPNA MAT DEKHNA SANTA SHING KA KAHI TUM SAPNE MAIBHI COMMENTS DENA SURU KARDO. OK BAY.BAY. I LOVE U ALL FRIENDS
Tumhare pas hi aa rhi hu daksh tumari tanhayi dur karne ……
hi all
hi rosy n panchhi ji mai to acha hu par mere sath ajj kuch bhi acha nahi hua aaj mera to din to din hi kharab tha. ok bye dear n all cute frds gud night swt dreams. i m male rosyji.
@ladko,tumhare itne acche-2 naam hai..gandi batein shoba nahi deti..hack karna hai to terrorist ko hack karo…btw mere dil ko bhi kar sakte ho..haha..dil k ARMAN ansuo mein bah gaye haha.
sexibaba kahte hai.., ramchandra kah gaye siya se aisa kalyug ayega computes chodega choot land khada rah jayega…(ab ye mat puchna ki ram kaun the)
aa bhi jao, aa bhi jao, o meri panchhi ji, aa bhi jao…
tumne meri rato ki nind chhin li hai, ab tum hi btao mai qa kru..
tumhara facebuk pe acount hai qa.?
@shallu,koi ni..hota h, each day is a new 1:)
hey! everybody body body..abhi tak soo.. rahe ho jago..kaon se sapne dekh rahe ho urmila k katrina k ,karina k ,gf k ya anjanni k,.hahaha!..ladkio bhoot dekh rahi ho sapno mein aur ladke bhootni hahaha….saare uth jao…sweet dreams..sweet dreams…main chala bahar ghoomne bhooto se baat karne…qki iss samay saare insaan soe hain nd bhoot jage hain..hahaha..ooooooooooooo!!!.
Yaar Dhiraj.
Maine to suna hai bhoot se bhoot he baat kar sakate hai…ha..ha..ha..ha..ha!!!
Gud morning pancchi ji, divya ji, rosy, punit ji, ratan ji, arush ji, anshul ji, Mausam ji, kapil ji, manish ji, anjali ji, shallu ji, anuj ji,shweta ji,spicy n all frnds
Gud morning admin ji, DHIRAJ ji
not fyn……………
bechari eyes ka kya kasoor…………..
hello rosy, gud morning swity..
panchi 2 u 2 also.
Dekh frnd m uth gai hu buluch b kl lia.chal ab tu b uth ja ni to teli mami male gi.hehehe
he ………..?????????
Shweta ab jab tum uth he chuki ho to aajao mere pas
Mera lad bhi utha hai
Hi.harsh.muje koi ans q ni deta
Hey arman kaise ho.
hiiiiiiiiiiiiii how r u
@raj bindas kyo rosy ke pichhe apna time bigad raha hai
Aj m kai ja rai hu to m koi comnt ni krungi.ok bye bye my sweet frnds.luv u all
hi adminji, diivyaji, rosyji, panchhiji, shwetaji, rashiiji, ratanji, manishji, dakshji, dhirajji, arushji, anshulji n all my sweetttttttttttttttttt…………………t frnds hru.
Hey anshul kha ho yar.koi b mujse bt ni krta
Admin ji kha ho ap.aj b kuch jyada he busy ho aap
thanks rosyji par kya kare dil to naajuk hota itni aasani se nahi samjhta. hi panchhiji kaha ghum rahe ho dear.
hi ratanji happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyy tooooooooooooooo uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu dearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Admin ji Good after noon.How are you?
Aaj koi naya joke nahi publish kya?
Ye Aarzoo thi ki aisa bhi kuchh hua hota,
Meri kami ne tujhe bhi rula diya hota,
Main laut aata tere paas ek lamhe me,
kaash tere labo ne mera naam to liya hota.
Admin Bhai ji
maine ek joke submit kiya tha uska title hai
"Santa ka chhota Lund bana parechani"
wo already published hai kya agar nhi to use publish kar do yaar.
hi my all frnds mai kisi ka naam nhi lungi qki mere saare frnd hai tum sab kaise ho meri jaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnn
girls b4 marriage luk lyk a barbie doll
afrer marriage luk lyk btyful doll
after 1 yr nice doll
after 2 yr only doll
after 5 yr dhol
after 10 yr dolly bindra.
dosto-plz answer thease questions-
ek Insaan ke shareer me sabse Kamjor ang(part)kya hota hai?
aur sabse majboot ang kya hota hai?
Ha ha ha lund.. Kyu mausam.
Hi mausam,
Sabase kamjor ang hota hai “gaand”
Aur sabase majboot hoti hai “JHANT”
kya samajhe
@daksh..hlw
@hi!shallu nd rashii ji..m 555999…@jay..mein bhi bhoot hoon milna hai mujhse pata batata hoon thik raat k 2 baje panhun jana…[tehkhana no..512,purani haveli,khooni panja road,virana nagar,distt kalajadupur,westbengal ,p.o-133399..hahaha.
@Dhirraj,
Hi Mere Dear Bhhot Dost.
Yaar tumne apna jo pata diya hai wo to milna muskil lag raha hai, yaar tum to bhoot ho tumhare liye to kishi se milna mushkil kaam nahi hai, yaar tum mujhse milo aur batowo mera pata kya hai…hahaha.
haiiiiiiiiiiiiii sweta
@JAY…tumhara naam jay hai but mein jay nd jai mein confuse hoon…but 25 dec ko JAI ko hi tattoo karwaoonga…MY LOVE WEDS TO JAI..jay tumse nahi dear..darna mat but i like ur cmnts..tc. J AND I ..haha full form of jai.
@jay..meine tumhare sare cmnts apne paas ek imp. book mein note kar liye hain…usme sirf ek imran ka hai..tc dear.
kuch bhi ho
jyada sardi to gaand phat gayi
Jyada garmi to gaand phat gayi
Jyada kaam ho to gaand phat gai
Or kitane bhi aadami ho
samane baala hamesha yahi kahata hai saale meri jhant ukhad le