Aankhein Insaan Ki Kitaab Hoti Hain
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Suhaag Raat Ko Santa Apni Biwi Ki Aankhon Ko Choom Raha Tha.
Biwi Ne Pucha: “Aye Ji, Ye Kiya Kar Rahe Ho?”
Santa: “Aankhein Choom Raha Hoon, Ye Insaan Ki Kitaab Hoti Hain.”
Biwi: “Neechay Library Mein Aag Lagi Hui Hai, Aur Tu Kitaab Mein Ghusa Hua Hai.“
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AAJ TOH ISS JOKE KO SABSE PAHLLE MAINE PADHI HAI. WAISE AN OLD ONE. THE PREVIOUS JOKE WAS MUCH INTERESTING AS COMPARED.
Nishat Syeed congratulation yaar sabse pehle joke dekhne ke liye.
u r luckyyyyyyy.
Hi divya mujse dosti karongi?
Pinesh yaar we are frnd
hey divya
pls enterd me in ur lib….
abe santa tu mat ghus tera ghusa !!!
divya ji or pia ji aap hi batao aapko Library me intrest hai ya kitab me……. tell
RAJ yaar mujhe to dono nai intrest hai.
PIA ka pata nhii
to apni library kiraye per de mujhe
girls apni bato me kitne % joot bolti hai???
99%
Sirf Girls k Liye…………….Girls hostel ki light chalijati hai ek ladki aawaz lagati hai kisi aadmi ko bulao warden bolti hai: raat bahot ho gai hai mombbatti se kaam chalalo.
good joke but very old
Boy: bas male hoti ya female? Girl: female q k sab uspar chadte hai Boy: fir wo pregnent q nahi hoti. Girl: q k sab peche se chadte hai.
lekin Driver Aur Conductor to age se chadte hain ? Phir Bhi Pregnant Kyon Nahin Hoti ???? Nahin Pata ? Kyonki Dono ne topi Pehni Hoti Hai ….
GABBAR: ye lund mujhe dede thakur THAKUR: dekh gabbar, haath tak thik tha, baki lund se masti nahi, lund chaiye to sms padne wale ka lele khali hai
Yaar sameer ji maza nhi aaya
aap sab ladkiya pia,alia,divya,shabnam,priyanka and all aap sab ki library me kab kab aag lagti he bolna me aa jaunga !!!!!
divya ji sacchi me neeche Library hoti hai
harshad yaar ab likha hai to neeche Library hoti hi hogi ab mai admin sir ke joke ko galat to bol nhi sakti
Naughty dear bil itna bada ho gaya hai kya…..ki hathi ghusana padega…tumne to meri jaan mera dil hi tod diya
DIVYYAAAA dear haan ye baat bilkul chahi hai muje aunty ne pakad liya aur boli chal abhi teri mummy k paas le jati hu…..me dar gaya tha…wese tab me kafi chocolaty hua karta tha….shayad is wajah se aunty ki niyat kharab ho gayi thi…aage kya hua me nhi bataunga….kyuki tum log hansne lagoge
o KAPIL yaar bata de hum mai se koi nhi hasega sachiiiii ab bata bhi do yaar.
DIVYA DOSYI KAROGI
kitab me kya gand marva raha hai choot me gussa………..
Santa Pehle Kitab Hi Padh Le Warna Puri Library Padhne Ke Chakkar Me Kuch B Nhi Padh Payega
main hoti to santa ko kitab ki jagah library main hi bitha deti.
tina yaar tum hi to nhi thi ye hi to gadbad ho gaiiiiii hehehe
hey tina,
do you really have so "big" library,
how many people can sit at a time in your library
sorry raj meri library main chuhe allow nahi hain
teri library kitni badi hai jo santa ko pura ka pura ghusa ke le rai hai
Hey AALIYA sweetheart……
There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U……..
sante nu kade library dekhi hi ni hogi
Kapil dear tumne hi toh kaha tha ki tumhare paas haathi h,yeh bil bahot choti or tight h lekin tumhara haathi lene k liye toh har takleef manzoor h jaan
mast joke hai, hahahahah
i am new on this site, so plz cooperate me
hey suchi, its nice name,
wat do u think abt this library
jab liabrary chahiye ho to pehle kitab hi padhni padti hai na nahi to dono gaye hath se right????
hi divya, how r u and ur p….. nd b……
manish yaar mai to thik hu
aap aapni sunao
par aap jo likha karo khuuuuuul ke likha karo.
suhag raat kitni hasin hoti hogi na yaar??
Tina kya tumhaari library itni badi hai
vickysssss kkaahaaaaaaa ho yar
tum nahi to maja nahi aata comment de ne me
Sameer Gaur ko bhi try karke dekho
sameer ji aap bhi apni library try karwaanaa chaahte hain kya.
tere library ja;a du ek bar dikha to sahi
vicky bhai teena ki library se do char book ap bhi pad hi lo
chiiiiiii boring purana joke
naya joke mujhse lo
kisi ko pata hai forein me bacche gore aur india me kale q paida hote hain>>>>?????
hai koi is site pe jo iska answer de sake i am waiting 4 replies
by da way i am new on this site hiiiii 2 all of u
wanna be friends wid me
Mahima ji,,, ye joke already pubmished hai
KYUKI INDIA MAIN SURAJ KI TAPISH KALA KAR DATI HAI AUR FORIEN MAI BARF KI THUND GORA KAR DATI HAI
hi iam new on dis site and today is mah 1day on dis site
admin ji plz plz plz mera teacher wala joke publish kar do its a humbleeeeeeee request to u
Manish konsa teacher wala.. yaar pls tum log joke ka title bhi bataya karo mere pass hajaro teacher wale jokes hai
admin ji mera dard title wala joke publish kab karoge,
by the way i m new for this site and came from yesterday
hi suchi! How are you baby?
Suchi , i will co operate u dont worry
Hii Divya , pia
I m ready to see ur library
Hume to apno ne mara gairon main kahna dum tha
Wahan kasti thi dubi meri jahan pani kam tha.
admin ji maine bhej diya hai aur title hai teacher ka swaal…admin ji plz plz plz ise publish kar do na……naye bache ki pehli iltaza sun lo….
Mainsh joke is already published Sorry
okk admin ji ek aur bhej raha hun title hoga fulon wali panty
Sab ladkiyon please apni library dikhao na
admin ji yahan koi mera dost hi nahi hai…chalo apse hi shuruat karta hun….kya ap mujhse dosti karoge..
Admin bhai mera coment kanha ha yar
DIVYA JI AAPKI KI Library ME TO AAG NAHI LAGI????
HEY divya thanks for your congratulation.
hi mahima,
Lo m Bata Deta hu ke foreign me Bachche Gaure aur india me Kaale kyo paida hote h, Kyoki foreign me ponds Cream Laga kar aur india me Sarson (Mustered oil ) Laga kar Chudai karte h.
admin ji maine ek joke bheja hai title hai "non veg meaning of girls name" plz plz plzzzzzzzzzz sir ise publish kar do na……. Its a request to u sir……plzzzzzzzzz
Manish, Your Joke Edited and Posted With New Names.. Thanks for Submitting The Joke
Laga Raho
Yaar aaj humne bhi mast site ko search kar hi liya. Admin ji thank you so much for being this.
Naughty darling bas aise hi zindgi bhar mere l..d pe bethe rehna…..aur kabhi mat uthna…..bas aise bethe bethe hi hum zindgi gujar denge
Tina library me santa ko nhi kuch aur bithaya jata hai
Pia tum apni kitab muje nhi padhaogi??????fir baad me library padenge
Mujhe bhi aapna friend bana lo MAHIMA JI i m also new on this site. Kiyuki mai akele tanha hu
ok jeetu ji lets b friends
aur bataiye kya chal rha hai??????????
DIVYA dear kuch din baad me DELHI aa rha hu……..SAKET me tum se milunga
Naughty DEAR MERE SAPNE ME TUM BLACK COLOR KI BIKINI PEHN K AATI HO……without bra
bekar joke
ADMIN kaha gayab ho gaye bhai
Nt so good..ok ok typz
humse bhi baat kro yaar
hiiii..
ur name is vry nice..
hii I am manav
AGES OF MAN…..
Between 16 and 26: Tri-weekly
Between 27 and 46: Try weekly
47 and up: Try weakly
shabnam ji ki library main main aag lagaaunga or tej aag ho jayegi fir haule haule aag shant hogi kuch para pighlega or kuch lawa niklega
divya ki laibraray main aag hai hi nahi yaar
chodte hoye ankhon mein ankhein dal ke dekhna chahiye
kitab padhte bhi raho sath sath kitab likhte bhi raho .
hahahaha
Santa ko bolna chahiye tha kitab padh ke pipe ko tayar kar raha hoon aag bujhane ke liye.
Pia yaar tell me konsi library hoti hai ya mujhe bhi batao…..
heyyu u deerrzz .nice jokyyr.
swarnim bhavishya ka yahi hain aadhar,
pustak kharido,mango ya lo udhaar !!!
koi hein kya apna aur mera swarnim bhavishya likhane ke liye tayar???
are ya bhut purana ho gya yh msg…
anjali ji purana msg hai but hot hai.
but Anjali ke liye Accha Nahi Hai kyounki Uski Liberary Main aag nahi lagti uski To puri Factory Jalti Hai hahahahahahahahahahahhaha
ur bad joke prit
tumhe usse kya mujhe kya acha lgta h kya ni aage se soch smjh kr cmnt krna.. smjhee
hi anjali kya tumhri Factory mein sachi mein aag lagi hui hai. may i help u???????????
dear anjali
agar rakesh pasand nahi to mera 8 inch ka istemal karke dekho shayad tumhari factory ki aag ko bujha sake
Hahahaha….. Nice one…waisey kartey waqt ankhow ku dekhney me mazaa hai yaar
Ver good joke