Aankho Ki Roshni Bhadane Ka Best Tarika
Pappu Ki Girl-Friend Usko Sex Nahi Karne Deti Thi, Bahut Bar Usne Try Karne Ki Koshish Ki Par Kamyabi Na Mili
To Pappu Ke Dimag Mein Ek Din Idea Aya Aur Vo Apni Girl-Friend Ko Bola
Pappu: “Doggy Style Mein Sex Karne Se Aankhon Ki Roshni Bhadti Hai?”
Girl-Friend Hairani Se Boli: “Achha, Tumhe Kaise Pata?”
Pappu: “Kya Kabhi Kisi Kutte Ko Chasma Lagaye Dekha Hai?”
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Aap Logo Ka To Pata Nahi Par Apni Ankho Ki Rohsni Bhadane Ke Chakkar Mein Ladki Ne Pappu Ke Sath Sex Kar Liya Tha
Duniya Ke Heroes Chahte Jitne Marji Bhadiya Ho - Par Apne Shaktimaan Ka Koi Mukabla Nahi Kar Sakta, Kyu?Or Share With Your Friends On FacebookSome More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Jo Sun Na Sake Use Kya Kahenge?
Madam Ne Ek Sawal Pucha, Jiska Jawab Pappu Se Sun Kar Bechari Sharam Se Pani Pani Ho Gayi. ..- Sajjan Ne Kholi Angiya Sasural Mein
मैं मैके अपने आई सखी, कई दिन साजन से दूर ..- Naye Saal Ka Naya Updesh
Dosto Naya Saal Shuru Ho Gaya Hai. Aur Is Naye Sal Ki Shuruat Hum Baba Saxidas Ke Updesh Se Karte Ha ..- Aapki Duniya Ki Sabse Badi Lulli Hai
Girl And Boy Hotel Ke Room Mein Sex Karne Ke Baad Lete Hue Thhe Ladki: “Jaanu Tumhe Pata Hai T ..- Santa Ka Pakistan Ka Tour
Pakistan Mein Ek Badi Khoobsurat Aurat Thhi Jiska Naam Umrao Jaan Thha Ek Din Santa Pakistan Tour Pe ..Hindi Version
पप्पू की गर्ल-फ्रेंड उसको सेक्स नहीं करने देती थी, बहुत बार उसने ट्राई करने की कोशिश की पर कामयाबी ना मिली
तो पप्पू के दिमाग में एक दिन आईडिया आया और वो अपनी गर्ल-फ्रेंड को बोला
पप्पू: "डौगी स्टाइल में सेक्स करने से आँखों की रौशनी बढती है?"
गर्ल-फ्रेंड हैरानी से बोली: "अच्छा, तुम्हे कैसे पता?"
पप्पू: "क्या कभी किसी कुत्ते को चश्मा लगाये देखा है?"
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dosto aaj maine RAAJSHREE GUTKHA lagaya hu jo punjab me milta ha. khuda kasam aaj to ma jhoomne laga hu.
hoooohooohooohoooo
aur sunaao ky haAl ha dosto
hmm :)
Good
Hello friends
Maine jindgi se kaha ki tumne mujhe kabhi koi khusi nahi di. To jindgi ne kaha maine tumhe khush hone ke mauke to bahut diye per tu apni hi uljhanon main bhatakta raha
…………hey ladko main filhaal ek week tak kisi ladke se cmnt nhi krunga…..kyunki i just want to relax….for one week!!…..so dont disturb me for one week!!…except jay!!
k.. Dhiraj dear,
gud noon frnds…
“Relationships never die a natural death.
They are always murdered..
either by Ego or by Lack of Communication”
:> :(
@Deepak, jaisa meine kha tha ki main jay k alawa ek week tak kisi se baat nhi krunga 90percent true hai…kyunki 10percent tumne nikal liya….
tumhare pass ek bahut badhiya khubhi hai..Deepak bataunga wait!!
*good after noon Deepak*
baki mere boy friends apna khyal rakhiye!!
:)
hi NVYA hw r u???? and where r u???
very gud joke
hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Bewkuf ladki.
Ab to hm v try karenge ye tareeka
spider style latest hai..
doggy style krne se aadmi manushyo ki awaaz bhul jaata hai..aur woh bhokna shuru kr deta hai..isliye spider style try krein ladke latest hai!!
spider style me kiya kaise jata hai?
Deevar pr raasi k sahare ulta latak kr… ;) ;)
nice one
hey meine ek week tak maun vrat kia hai..lagta hai…tudwa doge…anywez keep saying me baby..jo bhi tum mujhe samjho ya nhi..i good i m great i m bad i m loveable i m everythings..i maybe worst…tum jis tarh mujhse pesh aao..like mirror…but i dont want to be just like mirror alwez..diamond is best..it will be diamond..agar koyala bhi saamne ho..khne ka matlab tum samjh gye..lovely..
aur spider style batana padega..haha
ek room mein kai rassiya honi chahiye..celieng se hang krti hui..
ladki north ki aur ladka south ki aur..teji se rasi k sahare ek dusre ki aur lapkenge aur kiss krenge…uske baad centre ki rassi se hote hue bed pe let jaenge…uske baad ladki k chaaro 2haath aur do pair baand diye jaenge..bed par…iske baad..ladki badla lene k liye ladke ko jhulte hue pakde gi..haha..aur pakdne k baad bed se baand degi..aur aage aur hai..haha
tc!!
ek baar ek dharamshala me raat gujarne k liye ruka. us din
dharamshala bahut bir thi is liye use bi dharamshala k hall
me sab k bich me hi sona pra. raat ko usko sapna aya k vo
ek asi jagah pr hai jaha pr dip hi dip jal rhe the. usne dekha
k ek admi dipo me tel dal rha tha. usne us admi se jagah k bare
me puchha. us admi ne bataya k ye sab diye logo ki age k
hisab se jalte hai. jab koi diya bujh jata hai to jiska diya ho vo
mar jata hai. pahila admi dusre admi ko apne diye k bare
me puchhta hai. to vo uske diye k bare me bata deta hai.jab vo
apna diya dekhta hai to
pareshan ho jata hai kyu ki uske diye me tel bahut kam
tha. pahila adami dusre admi ko bolta hai k bhai ji mere
diye me tel dal do. dusra admi: nahi me aisa nahi kar skt
ha pr tum ek kaam kr skte ho tum har diye se apni ugli se
thora thora sa tel le skte ho. to pahila aadmi suru ho jata
jab tel se uska diya bar jata hai to usko mar prne lag jati
hai tabi uski need khul jati hai. aur vo dekhta hai k log
use sachmuch me maar rha the aur bol ehe the SALA KABI
KISI AUR KIBI KISI GAAND ME UGALI KAR RHAHAI.
nice jokes
Doggy style has a vast number of advantages:
1) It ‘cheapens’ the sex: This may seem like a disadvantage, however, from time to time everyone enjoys to go at it hard and rough without the intimacy and the union usually linked to sex.
2) It can hit the G-spot and deeper areas of the vagina resulting in all sorts of orgasms: Combine this with the ‘tension and release’ cycle that comes from having ‘cheap’ sex and it can cause explosive orgasms.
3) It allows both partners to manipulate the clitoris: All the man has to do is reach around and all the girl has to do is reach down to add even more orgasms to the equation.
4) It gives men a feeling of power having a woman bent over and to be penetrating her from behind.
In short, if you are ever in the mood for a quickie or just wanna f*** your partners brains off, you really can’t go past doggy style. You dig?