Aap Log Bhi Kabhi Andhere Mein Mat Karna
Views: 59,314 - Posted on 03 Sep 2012
Ek Ladki Apni Saheli Ko Bata Rahi Thi
Kal Raat Mere Boyfriend Ne Andhere Mein Daalne Ki Koshish Ki
Mene Mana Bhi Kiya Ki Rahne De Andhera Hai, Light Jala Le
Par Vo Nahi Maana Aur Akhir Zor Laga Ke Apna Tudwa Hi Betha,
Kyuki Surakh Galat Tha,
Andhere Mein Mobile Mein Charger Ka Pin Lagana Bada Mushkil Kaam Hai.
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एक लड़की अपनी सहेली को बता रही थी
कल रात मेरे बॉय-फ्रेंड ने अँधेरे में डालने की कोशिश की
मैंने मना भी किया की रहने दे अँधेरा है, लाइट जला ले
पर वो नहीं माना और आखिर जोर लगा के अपना तुडवा ही बेठा,
क्यूंकि सुराख़ गलत था,
अँधेरे में मोबाइल में चार्जर का पिन लगाना बड़ा ही मुश्किल काम है.
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hehehehe …….old one but good….
helllooo frndzzz aap 1ek choti se ek news share karahu!!… ….hehe aap log galat mat sochna yaar hehehe just bought new PULSER 200 NS … waise iam 6’1 to bike acche se suit ho rahi hai …what do you say friends? ?? yipppi yiipi: – D…….
gud h…congrats
Maje le rahe ho
“yeh ladke agr sudhr jaein…to swarg jaane ki jarurat hi kya hai”
@aby, nice hai…enjoy hahahahahahaha!! ;) :) :lol:
dhyan rahe bike chalate samay kisi intelligent girl ko naa baithana warna…zamana bada khraab hai..ladkia har tarf se engenering krna jaanti hain!!… :cool:
yeh ladkia bahut bewkoof aur muhfat lagti hai..humesha saheliyon k saath to boyfriend ki baat…aur boyfriend k saath to saheliyon ki baat….bhagwaan bachaye aajki ladkio ko haahaha :lol: wait ek aur baat …boyfriend k saath friend ki tarah raho..boywife banne ki koshish mat kro!!
thank you @Deleted ji…:)
@lalimangla ji maje bhi chalte rahenge, but main purpose to college Jane ka hai bcz its too far from my home….
@Dhiraj dear hehehe thank you for your lovely advice hehehe. ;)…!!
aby, mein wahi baat khne wala tha..jo tumne kh di..haha!!
hehehehehe nice yar
Good joke
Loda jab bijli nhi thi to mobile charge me kyu laga rha tha sala :p
logic h anuj teri baat mein…..mere jaise jaat k dimag mein to ye bast aayi hi nahi….
bhayyo …..aap dono ne joke thik se pada nahi…joke me bijli na hone ka mention hi nahi hai instead of that ladki bolti hai
” Mene Mana Bhi Kiya Ki Rahne De
Andhera Hai, Light Jala Le” hehehehe
Abi tune sabit kr diya ki tu joke dhyan se padta hai aur asli user hai idhar ka
Ryt Aby bro yahi baat me bolne wala tha bt aapne kah di.
Light thi kewal switch off tha.
@aby, sahi kha..bijli thi but woh andhere mein dalne ki koshish kr raha tha :)
Lode ke baal dhyan se pad joke ko. And tune baba ke joke ka apman kiya hai. Dekh ab maje. Tere pe joke aa rela hai
Haan bhai 4-6 joke bna dalo km se km.
hmm
Mere Dil Ke Shaam Saweray Ho
“Ik Baar Kaho Tum Mere Ho”….
Mujhe Tum Bin Kuch Dikhaayi Na De
Kiun Itnay Ghoor Andheray Ho ?
Mein parinda Pyaar Ke Deson Ka
Tum Merain Basairay Ho….
Mein Maal-o-Manaal Mohabbat Ka
Tum Daaku Chor Lutairay Ho…
Kuch Bolo Ya Aazaad Karo
Kiun Khamooshi Se Ghairay Ho ?
i was posted this joke some time leter.
Jaaneman itne dino se kahan ho ?
Nice
Kabra Per Meri Woh Shama Jalate Rahe,
Mout Per Yuin Hi Woh Dil Behlaate Rahe.
Roundh-Ker Har Khwaiish Meri Panv Tale,
Be-Basi Per Yuin Hi Woh Muskrate Rahe.
Ashquon Ki Thi Tapish Jo Meri Kabra Per,
Un Se Apne Zakhm Hi Sehlate Rahe.
Insaan Ke Kandhe Pe Insaan Jaa Raha Hai
Kafan Me Lipta Kucch Armaan Jaa Raha Hai.!
Jise Na Mili Ho Mohabbat Is Jahan Mein
Shaayad Use Paane, Who Kabrastaan Jaa
Raha Hai……..
Mombati ke andar ka dhaga bola,
mai jalta hu to tu kyu pigalti hai?
Mombati boli, jisko dil me jagah di ho wo
bichade to ansoon to niklte hai…:(
hey light aa gyi hai…battery charge kr lo!! :lol:
yaar jab do ladkiye ikathi baithi ho to gandi baatey hi karti hai:|
hahahaha nice joke
@admin bro thanku bro….btw jaisi sangat waisi rangat Baba ke sath rahkar dimag chtur ho gaya hai hehehe. …;)
@Alok bro kafi din baad h r u?? nd koi nayi partner mili ya nahi …?? hehehehe
@dhiraj dear aap kya kahne wale the?????Jo Maine kah Di?… :)
@aby,…..yehi baat…”but main purpose to college Jane ka hai bcz its too far from my home….”
jo tumne kh di hahaha :lol:
by the way…ladkio ko zara soch samajh k patana…jaante ho na jamana bada khraab hai…ek sundar ladki per already kai niganhe booked rahti hai!!
agar ladkio ko padna jaante ho to bach jaoge..wrna jaal mein phansa dengi aur rs 9211/- leke
9211 ho jaengi hahahaha :lol: …khali ISI labled wali ladkio ki taraf dekhna … :)
pata nhi yeh ladke kabhi kbhi ek ladki k liye ladayi kyun krte hain…sabse ganda kaam….
kyunki meine aise news kaafi padhi hain…
one thing about a ………………………………. :) REAL GIRL :)
1.she respects every boy
2.she keeps love 4 every lovely boy
3.she avoids those things which maybe bad for bad results like everything u can imagin!! :)
4.she is much more beautiful from mind nd heart than outside what she appears
5.she has no ego!!
6.she cares about..nd helful nature
:)
main aisi ek ladki ko jaanta hoon…! but baby tumhare is post se pahle maine socha tak nahi tha… o my god..! thanks baby..! good night..!
@ABY bro i m f9 n u.
Koi nhi mili yaar.
Ab to akela pan achha lgne lga hai.
Apki gf hai koi ?
friends kaun si aisi cheez hai jo saal me 1 baar aati hai, mahine me 2 baar aati h, hafte me 4 baar aati h, Aur din me 6 baar aati h.
Plz Rply
I think odd numbers ……..
…saal me 01 baar 2012
month me 02 odd week 1 & 3
week me 04 odd days 1, 3, 5, 7
.aur din me 06 odd hour 1 3 5 7 9 11 .
Ans Is Word ‘E’
1 yEar
2 TwElvE Month
3 sEvEn day in a wEEk
4 TwEnty four hours in onE day TwElvEe hours in day n TwElvE hours night…
@tyagi!! uttar. Ek saal me 12 month jisme 1 and 2 aata hai isliye 1 odd hai, 1 month me 4 (1,2,3,4) hafte( hote hai aur 1,2,3,4 me 2 ank odd hai, 1 hafte me 7 din (1,2,3,4,5,6,7) hai jisme 4 ank odd hai, 1 din (raat nhi kha gya hai) me 12 ghante jinme 6 ank odd honge
:lol:
@dhiraj dear mai aapke thoughts ki nd mere care ki kadar karta hu….
kuch 5-6 din pahle hamre pune me ek (Maya) pub par red padi thi waha 348 logo ko pakda gaya (you can search it on net) jis me IT wale lawyer doc the nd 146 female the waha kya kya hua honga aap samjh gaye honge aur main waha. under 18 ke 67 log paakde gaye…… kya jamana hai na??
@aby,…. news mein aisa sunne ko mila tha… problem ladkio aur ladko k milne par nhi….problem iss baat se honi chahiye ki woh koi illegal cheeze to use nhi kr rahein .. western countries mein yeh sab aam hota hoga… kucch cheeze aise bhi hai jo buri nhi hoti but usse india mein bura samjha jata hai…kai reasons ho sakte hain…..
by the way kisi cheez ko tabhi ban kia jana chahiye..jab woh directly ya indirectly kisi ka nuksaan pahunchati ho!!….. by the way uss bar mein kya hua..aur chhapa kyun pada..woh sahi tha ya galat..woh to detail mein hi jaakr pata lagaya jaa sakta hai…kyunki har ban bhi sahi nhi hota…mujhe agar chips khane k baad dustbin naa mile to mein dustbin k milne tak chips ka packet apne pass rakhta hoon agr mein khin bhi phek doon to cheapness feel hota hai…by the way..kisi bhi cheez ko ban lagane se pehle side or non side effects jarur dekhna chahiye!! …
by the wau u r nice nd :cool: … aur tum apna acchi tarah se khyal rakh sakte ho…by the way no one is perfect in this world but good is sure!!…by the way GOOD NIGHT ^_^ …haan tum aise hi hanste raho..kaafi acche lagte ho..huh!!..by the way…enjoy n tc!! :)
man.. looking at the name title of an Air
Hostess on her left breast, “TINA” …………..
He asked her, “That’s a cute name, what
have u named the other one …. ?!?!?! :D :D
mastt..one @admin..!
@deleted jee and @aby bro…! great shayrii..! dil khus kar di..!
@dhiraj jee @deepak bhai @lalitmangla bahi @prince bro..! alok bhai..! aap sab kaise ho..? and jo saare rah gaye aap sab bhi kaise ho..?
@Dear nitesh,….m 5y9!! tc!! have a sweet Dreams!!!!
F9 yaar u sunao.
Ek dukhi,girl-friend ne,
Apne boy frnd ke liye,
Shayari likhi..
Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka sahzada,
Dil tod kar chala gaya Kutta kamina haramzada.
Par tum sambhalna ek din meri
wafa tujhe bewafai ka sila
degi.. Yeh baat sach hai ke tumne
humse pyaar kiya par dusare hi
pal bhula diya..
Mera pyaar itna aashan na tha
na socha tha ke teri mohabbat
daga degi.. Na bhula sakungi woh
mohabbat na voh bewafai, jo tu
ne ki
Saza iss se barh ke kya degi ,,ke
umar bhar meri mohabbat tujhe
dua degi… Agar dum hai meri wafa-e-
mahobbat mein to woh ek din,
aayega zaroor
Jab meri yaad mein to tarpega
par tab ’sabghat’ tujhe apni
mohabbat na degi…..
” It’s not important to go to heaven after we leave the world..
but it’s important to create heaven before we leave the world “…….
shadi kâr le aapne aap swargwasi ho jayega……hehehehe…..kyon Lalit ji
Sahi kah rah ho del yaar jab tak shadi nahi hui thi tab tak ladkiyon se door rahta tha or ab sabhi ladkiyan acchhi lagti hain
Arz kiya hai..
Hum toh aye sanam hamesha se aapke hain,
Aap kabhi ye mat samjhna ki hum kisi aur ke ho jayenge,
Agar aap humari yaad me jagti ho raat bhar,
Phir bhla hum chain se kaise so jayenge.
Good n8 dears
@prince,…good hai tab … ^_^….
very very late good night nd fresh sweet n nice morning!!
@Deepak,..tumhara ans bhi sahi hai!!!nice used mind!!
:cool:
good yar
gud mrng frnds