Aap Mobile Kaha Rakhte Ho?
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Banta Ne Naya Mobile Liya To Usne Dosto Ko Khub Sare Sms Kiye
Agle Din Usko Santa Mila Aur Gusse Se Bola.
Santa: “Oye Tune To Kal SMS Pe SMS Bhej Ke Meri Gand Hi Faad Di”
Banta: “Oh Sorry Yar, Mujhe Pata Nahi Tha Ki Tu Mobile Waha Rakhta Hai“
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- Harami Bachho Ka Harami Mind
6th Class Ko Pada Rahi Teacher Bachho Ko Boli: “Shor Mat Machao Nahi To Nikal Kar Bahar Khada ..- School Band
Roj Roj School Jane Ki Vajah Se Tang Ek Ladka Aur 2 Ladkiya Ground Mein Bethe Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe ..- Gandhi Ji Aur Mallika Sherawat Mein Kya Same Hai?
Gandhi Ji Aur Mallika Sherawat Mein Kya Same Hai? Dono Ne Hi Kapde Tyaag Diye. Ek Ne Desh Ke Liye, D ..- Sab Ladkiyo Se Ek Gujarish
Garmi Ki Vajah Se Bheinso Ne Doodh Dena Kam Kar Diya Hai, Ho Sakta Hai Aane Wale Time Mein Doodh Ki ..- The Helping Hand
Harry And His Wife Are Having Hard Financial Times, So They Decide That She’ll Become A Hooker ..Hindi Version
बंता ने नया मोबाइल लिया तो उसने दोस्तों को खूब सारे एस-एम्-एस किये
अगले दिन उसको संता मिला और गुस्से से बोला.
संता: "ओये तुने तो कल एस-एम्-एस पे एस-एम्-एस भेज के मेरी गांड ही फाड़ दी"
बंता: "ओह सॉरी यार, मुझे पता नहीं था की तू मोबाइल वहां रखता है"
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He he he . . .santa ko koi samjao . .pls . .
Faltu joke
@Dhiraj me yaha comnt ladki patane ke liye nhi karta….. agar tumhe aisa lagta hai ki me yaha sirf comnt ladki patane ke liye karta hu to tumhara Samjhdani chota hai :p
waise bhi yaha jyada kisi se baat bhi nhi karta sirf jarurat padne par hi baat karta hu :)
Yaar anuj ldkiyo se baat mt kiya kro. Bechare dhiraj ko bura lgta hai qki wo yahan ki ladkiyon ko bahan manta hai. Usne ek baar muze b speech diya tha.
Bekaar
@Dear Anuj,mein bhi yanha ladke thode patata hoon..bus unke bich rehna accha lagta hai..bad boys ko chhedne mein maza ata hai..aur good boys ko love n respect krne mein maza ata hai….baki rahi baat mere cmnt se jarur laga ho ki..ki ladki kaise patai jae..lekin..mera asli irada..vulgar cmnts ki aur tha…aur mujhe tumse se koi problem nhi..koi bhi cmnt kro..aur mujhe smile na bhi do..to bhi cmnt ko apne sense se sense kr mein use samajh sakta hoon..ki woh kis feeling se likha gya hai…apna khyal rakhna aur apni BIKE ka ..sahi bola na..hahahahahahahhaahhah!!!
@Deepak,..tumhara din tumhari tarah khubsrat bane!!..hVe A n..Ice Day..inn diz hawt summer day mein!!
@jay..i waiting tumhare cmnts k liye..!! tc n have a cool day!!
@Dhiraj sh, Yaar ye baat tumko he nahi yaha k lag-bhag sabhi frnds ko maloom he hoga ki mai sweetheart aur bhootnai k naam se kisko comnts likhta hun. So esme jyada sochne ki ya tumko tension lene ki jarurat nahi hai, Aur Rahi baat mere gf ki to meri jaankari ke anusaar wo yaha pe nahi aati hai.
:))
Ye 1 joke tha..!!!!!!;>;>
Hi…
Del. Bro,
Dhiraj ji ,
Anuj dear,
Wanted bro,
Priya ji
hw r u…?
good & u ??? ??? ???
5N….
me mast deepak :)
acha joke h
Kya acha laga?
Maine apni zindgi me bahut dhoke khaye h.
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Apple, Angoor, Chiku, Tmatr.etc.Sab dhoke hi khaye h. Aur aap b dhoke hi khana.
ok..!
peena hai to covendar cigret pijiye chahe khasi ho jaye
chodna hai to ameer ki ladki chodiye chahe phasi ho jaye
Thik thak
okay type joke
@jay Dl,..i m so.sorry n i m proud of u!!
@Deepak,..tc!!..aapne to bade acche dokhe khein hain..!!
…..yaar tum bahut intresting ladke ho..yanha aane wale kisi bhi ladke mein woh baat nhi…ho sakta hai..mujhmein bhi woh intresting cheeje hai.isliye mein tumme woh dekh paa raha hoon!!
@jay Dl*,i m so sorry dear,meine tumhe gaali di,galat salat bola..kal ka din accha nhi tha..agli baar aisi shikyat nhi aaegi..tumne jo ek kavita likhi thi..mere liye…woh mere dil ko chhu gyi..thats y u r mere kamine jay Dl*..tc!!..kamine ka bura mat samjhna ..mujhe tumhe kamina bolna accha lagta hai..mera dil tumhe humesha pyaar krega !!..tc!!
lolz ye zanab kabhi nahi sudhrne wale khair bhaijaan bohat achha kaam kar rahe hain app kam se kaam logo k chehre par kuch waqt k liye hasi to ati hai… duaye hain apke sath hamari :)
yarr, hume bhi is Grup me samil karlo