Lady In Bus: Aapka Kuchh Touch Ho Raha Hai.

Man:  Oh, Wo Meri Salary Hai Pocket Mein.

Lady: Harami Kuttey, Teri Salary 5 Minute Mein 5 Guna Badh Gayi Kya ?

Ajeeb Kartab To Sab Karte Hai, Par Is Aadmi Ne Vakiye Hi Ek Aisi Cheez Kar Di - Jis Se Uski Girlfriend Ke Hosh Ud Gaye, Aakhir Kiya Kya Tha?

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