Aapki Beti Mujhe Sex Nahi Karne Deti
Views: 9,347 - Posted on 26 Nov 2010
Santa Apne Susral Gaya Aur Sasur Ji Ke Aage Rone Lag Gaya
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Sasur: “Beta, Ye To Apne Apne Naseeb Ki Baat Hai, Yahan To Us Se Sara Mohalla Khush Thha“Some More Dhansu Jokes :)
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@Divya &@Tina yaar tumne abhi tak decide
nahi kiya ki tum dono me se kaun meri
girlfriend banna chahogi…???
@rosy,madam ka kya haal chakl hai…???
@piyush, madam k hal chal toh bindaas h.. U k btao
@rosy,aapun to mast hai bole to ek dum Taka-
Tak.
@piyush, good 2 know tat:)
@Rosy,Thanks yaar chalo kisi ko to khusi
hui ye jaankar ki mai thik hu…..
for kapil, true frnd, u r hr til d end, u pul me aside wen thngs aint right, talk to me n mk me smile, til i m all right again, coz u r a true frnd!!! acha to hum chalte hai, mere bro k dost/ dostin ki b'day party hai, see ya
Hey Aaliya naraz ho kya……….????????
i miss u and love u
Tumhari bahut yaad aat h
Tum kese ho
Please mujhe call kro
Ur.
Anushka agarwal
…….230
@spicychick,dear attraction towards opposite sex kewal ek dusre ko dekhkar hi nahi hota…uske imagination se bhi hota hai,uske achhe baato se bhi hota hai.
About true love….
jitna tumhara age hoga na usse jyada pahle ka mera pyar hai aur mai har jimmedari ko nibhata aa raha hu jisse hamare riste me pyar badhe.mai ye nahi kahta ki IMRANs se tumhara pyar jhuta hai…lekin jis age ko tum cross kar rahi ho wo aisa hi hai jaha man karta hai ki apne partner ki Baahon me puri zindgi den.But we can't denie the reality.Ho sakta hai ki tum apne taraf se thik ho par kya wo apne taraf se thik hai..???Tumhara pyar tabhi bana rahega jab tumhara BoyFriend har tarah se tum dono ke future ke liye concious rahe..
One thing i want to tell you that we love madly the person who is away from us but our feelings shorts when he/she is in front of us.
pyar kitna gahra hai uska pata tab chalega jab tum dono
ek dusre ke saamne hoge kyuki jab saamne rahoge to ek dusre ko face karoge and how you both handle yourself will be the base of your love…
hey spicy,i am sorry that your Mom is not
with you but don't feel bad we all are here
to fill the lonelyness of your Mom…
hey kapil, m misin u
hey divya agar tumse koi puche k chhooot kya hoti hai to tum kaise define krogi……….
hey divya agar tumse koi puche k chhooot kya hoti hai to tum kaise define karogi …
KAPIL YAAR TU IN LADKION KE PICHHE HAATH DHOKAR NAHI PURA NHA DHOKAR PAD GYA HAI INKO SABKO GHASS MAT DAAL NAHI TO SAB HAATH SE NIKAL JAANGI
KAPIL YAAR YE NONVEG SITE HAI ISPE LOVE,EMOTION JAISE WORD MAT LAAO
ni KAPIL yarrrr itni prmisn ni h kisi ko…..
anjali kya tum bhi apne mohalle ko khush rakhti ho
jst shut ur mouth ok……. RAJJJ next time mere bare me koi cmnt krne ki jrurt ni h smjheeeee.
yarrrr KAPILL iss TINA ko kuch prblm h kya aise hi sbko kuch bhi khti rhti h apne ap jaisi h dusro ko bhi vaisa smjhti h maine aj tk usse kuch ni kaha h fir bhi glat bolti rhti h yarrrrr.. yh koi bat hoti h kya aise hi kisi ko bhi hurt krti rhti.
@piyush, u dnt knw my imran, bt i knw him by all anglz, n mom ki kami koi pura nai kar sakta, jabhi mein apni frndz n unki mom ko dekhti hu ya fir sad hoti hu, tab mujhe bht cry fl hota hai
ye site ka motto change ho gya hai kya???
Sahi keh raho Minisha Aap,
Santa ne to chakko wali baat kar di….abey deti nahi to jhapat pad aur le le…sasur kya aapni gaand dega…
kash aisi koi ladki hamare mohlle me b hoti
hi friends i m ur new friend drdon ask any sex problem if u have gals specilly invited for confidicial tratment lol
@piyush, sabhi ko khusi hogi, bata kar toh dekho
@Rosy,yaar sab koi tumhare jaisa thode hi
hai…???
@piyush, tq..lekin look around wit a smile, evry1 wil smile back at u
@Rosy,i'll mark your words..
@piyush, chalo maine kuch toh noble kaam kiya..:)
Anjali kya baat hai tumhara pados tumse bahut khus rahta hai kabhi -2 humin bhi khusi de diya karo
@Rosy,ya you did…
Koi ladki mujhse dosti karna pasand karegi?