Aashiq Ka Gussa Bhi To Jayaz Hai
Views: 41,366 - Posted on 25 Apr 2011
Ek Fuke Hue Aashiq Ka Apni Girl Friend Ke SMS Na Aane Par Usko Likha Gaya Ek Message
Agar Mere Paas Teen Ankhe Hoti
To Main Ek Apne Lund Par Lagata
Aur Tumhari Gand Mein Daal Kar Dekhta
Ki Aisa Konsa Keeda Hai Jo Tumhe SMS Karne Se Rokta Hai
Ab Aap Bhi Ye Message Apne Un Dosto Ko Kar Sakte Hai Jo Aapko SMS Nahi Karte
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hehehehehe……..hey dosto aawo jaldi se SMS karo ni to wo Konsa Keeda Hai Jo Tumhe SMS Karne Se Rokta Hai uska pata chal jaayega ……….
Aai thi sardi,
Lagi thi thand.
Sukrri thi Phudi,
Akray thha Laund.
,
,
Aa gai garmi
Chali gai thand
Khul gai Phudi
Latak gay Laund.!
(:- HAPPY SUMMER SEASON;-)
Heheheheh
Hey dhiraj gud pm….
yaar tum kaha hai ??????? Jaldi se SMS karo nahi toh…….?
Admin bhai ne abhi-abhi idea de diya hai (Tesari Aankh wala).
@ Dhiraj yaar Andheri raat thi Wo mere saath thi Mai us kai upper tha Wo mere neeche thhi Tauba – Tuaba Aray yaar 2 kya samajh gaya teri Bhootani nahi Wo meri cycle thhi!
panchi kaun h
Mein hu panchhi bolo…
Shtad Aapko Dana dalne ka erada hoga………hehehehe
Hi Panchhi ji aap kaise hai ????????????
i love u prachi uuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Panchhi kon sa . . . Nar ya mada. . . .
nice one…
ese doston ke liye ye msg hai :
Apna wo nhi jo roj milne aaye,
Paraya wo nhi jo call na lgaye.
Milne ya Baat krne se nhi bnte apne-paraye,
Apna to wo h jise Dil kbhi na bhulaye.
Sahi kaha cobra bhai aur sunao kaise ho
Cobara ji aapka dosto ke liye msg bahut hi accha hai….
thnx.
Gand may petrol daal do kida nekal jaye ga
(`~;)
Abey Ashish tumne apna kida aise hi nikala hai kya ???????
hy admin,jay,heartbeat,ashish,cobra,bnjara,maxdamage,dhiraj,rashi,divya,savita,shabnam,shallu,cj,mausam and dear panchhi how r you all my frnds.
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he panchhi yaar tum jo lafda kar rahi thi vo khatm hua ya abhi chal hi rha hai. mere liye ladki kyon khoj rahi ho tum to already meri frnd ho fir kisi dusri ko kyon dhudna or yaar tum bhi na pta nahi khan gaayab ho jati ho or jab aati ho to yaad bhi nahi karti ho.kal yaar hum darjeeling ghumne gaye the darjeeling real me jannat hai yaar agar kal tum mere saath hoti to maja aa jata.lekin tour sirf ek hi din ka tha or sweety ekdam mast hai
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hy rashi dear hru ?
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oye dear sheela tum bhi aa gyi or btaya bhi nahi or sunao kaisi ho tumhari jwani dhal gyi ya barkrar hai
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Hlo raavan bro kaha the itne din main to theek thaak hun tum apna sunao kaise ho
Raavn yaar mai to jase es Nonveg site par dubara aa gaya hun tabse ekdam mast hun.
Aap kaise hai aur kaha busy rahte hai?? Aapke comments toh bahut hi kam aate hai.
Yaar mai aap sabhi frnds ko bahut mis kr rha hun yaha tanhai mai sala kabhi akele nhi ghumna chahiye wo bhi GOA jaisi jagah mai:-D
Kya kabhi pahle ki phat chuki hai ???????
Yaar Banjara tc.
@jay..i cn unnersen ur ishare vry well! ok!….
…JAY….jay….jaY….jAY…..jAy….JAy….guss what is left???…
ans..is DhIrAj..tc.
Goa ka samundr kitna khubsurat h iske kinare ghumna apne aap mai khushi dene wala h jb lahre pero se tkra kr wapas jati h to lgta h ki keh rhi ho ki chalna hi zindgi h. Miss u frnds
Shayad raat k 2 bje h lekin iss waqt samundar k kinare beth kr apni pichli zindagi ko sochna achha bhi lg rha h aur bura bhi
Aabe itni raat gaye tum samundar pe kaya kar rahe the muje to dal me kuch kala lag raha hai ha ha ha
Yaar hearbeat daal nhi raat kali h aur samne ek girl nhi chhod yaar
Stunningjerk bhai tera wo invitation waala joke aisa hai:
WEDDING INVITAION
Mr. & Mrs. Harami Singh request ur Chootiya
presence on the Fucking Marriage of their Behn-Chod son
LORA SINGH
with
PHUDDI KAPOOR
D/O Mr. & Mrs. Gandu Singh
Venue:
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Kanwal Randi ka Kotha, Bhosri Pura, Distt.
Kanjar Abad, Chudai Pur, Randistan.
Program:
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Chuma Chati on 25th July
Mammay Dikhai 26th July
Choot Chati on 28th July
Full Chudai on 30th July
R.S.V.P.
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Mama Muthal,
Lala Loray Lal,
Masi Kus Devi
or Baby Lully Singh
Sabne kaha dosti ek dard hai.maine kaha dard kabul hai.
Sabne kaha iss ~nonvej~ ka sath kab tak chahte ho.
Tabhi maine ek bund su~su samandar me girakar kaha jab tak tum inhe dhund nahi pate ho ….by ashish
Gud mrng frnds:-)
Good after noon
kya baat hai aaj to msg ki bharmaar hai
Sameerji aisi dhamki roz de dya karo….hhehe
n Dosto sabhi maje mai ho mujhe pata hai usme tadke ke liye….
A life time thought:
Life choti h har pal me khush raho,
Aaj Paneer nai to Daal me khush raho,
Aaj Dosto ka sath nai to TV Dekh kar khush raho,
Ghar ja nai sakte to phone karke khush raho
tc
To jay, agar teri gand me keeda hi to my tumhari madat kar sakta hu… (dost he dost ke kaam aata hi)
jarur me bhi free hu bhai logo
phaadu sms
kya chodu keeda hai