Ab Roz Roz Condom Lagane Se Chutti
Views: 82,846 - Posted on 05 Mar 2012
"Jo Log Sex Karte Hue Bar Bar Condom Pahan Ne Ki Wajah Se Dukhi Hai Kripya Vo Santa Ki Biwi Ka Diya Hua Ye Idea Istemal Kare."
Santa Ke Do Bache The Aur Uski Biwi Nahi Chahti Thi Ki Aur Bachhe Ho
So Isliye Vo Use Har Bar Sex Karte Hue Condom Lagane Ko Bola Karti Thi
Ek Din Raat Ko Santa Jab Sex Karne Laga To Condom Lagate Hue Bola
Santa: “Uff Ye Roz Roz Condom Laga Ke Main To Dukhi Ho Gaya Hun”
Biwi Sharmate Hue Masumiyat Se Boli: “Aap Ispe Lamination Hi Kyu Nahi Karva Lete?“
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Ek Aadmi Jiski Mobile Ki Shop Thhi Uski Shaadi Hui Suhagrat Se Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Puchha Dost: & ..- Sex Is Like What??
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Pappu: “Mom, Aap Blouse Mein Paise Kyun Rakhti Ho?” Mom: “Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata ..- Come Over Here And Sit On My Face
A Young High School Girl Wearing Skirt Is Walking Past A Construction Site When One Of The Builders ..Hindi Version
संता के दो बच्चे थे और उसकी बीवी नहीं चाहती थी की और बच्चे हो
सो इसलिए वो उसे हर बार सेक्स करते हुए कंडोम लगाने को बोला करती थी
एक दिन रात को संता जब सेक्स करने लगा तो कंडोम लगाते हुए बोला
संता: "उफ़ ये रोज़ रोज़ कंडोम लगा के मैं तो दुखी हो गया हूँ"
बीवी शरमाते हुए मासूमियत से बोली: "आप इस्पे लेमिनेशन ही क्यों नहीं करवा लेते?"
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heheheheheheehhe
santa krwa bhi lega hahahahahaha
Idea to jordaar hai kaun-2 lamination karwana chahta hai
Maal kaha girega ????
Admin bhi na Santa h
hahahahaha..
gr8 idea ;)
Hmmm. . . Kya matlab ?
hmm…acha idea hai na.:)
Hehehehe. . . . Admin bro. Ye Sardarniyo ka v dimag Sardaro ki he tarah hota hai :-(
:p :D :)
jay dear toh aj busy lag rahe hain.
Naina ji bhi nhi dikhi
Manish ji ap hume bhul gaye kya :-(
@naina…tum thi nahi na so maine akale akale mana liya,…
@jay ji…kyu ques ache nahi hote kya?
@del. Ji f9 & u?wow apke waha snow fall hota hai..very nice
@nilesh ji..kaha bhaag gye aap?
question to achche hote hai lekin darane wale q na kiya kr ;)
Yahi to hun…
hehehehe
kaisi ho??mom ke pas aa gye or abi v door ho?
mumma k pas hain hum ::)
rashi ji ek din to mom ka ghar begana ho hi jana h abhi se practice karo….
toh hum shadi hi nhi karenge kbhi
to fir mera kya hoga :o
Shadi..
Aree haan!!! Yaar kya khoob idea ha. Ab to condum banane wali companiyon ka diwala nikal jayega.
Baba Ji mast joke ki Admin??????
kisko bana diye Admin :o
admin ki post khali hain kya?? :-D
unhe baarish pasand hai or hame baarish me WOH,
unhe hashna pasand hai or hame hashte hue WOH,
unhe chup rhna pasand hai or hame bolte hue WOH,
unhe sb kch pasand hai or hame SIRF WOH…
ab WOH ka naam bhi likh dena tha dear wanted….
wo ka name to svi jaante hai… aap v.. :p
woh koun wanted ji hmmm
rashi ji aap
8-O
is waqt????
Raat ho gyi kya???
deleted ji kuch din tak hum din me bhi aaya karenge :)
sry naam nhi bta skta..
wo to aap v jaanti ho.. :)
@priya ji, mein to 11 saal se snowfall hi dheekh raha hun…
Disadvantages note kijiye…
1. food not available…khichdi and aalo only..
2. no electricity….no life…
3. water so chilled…can’t wash hands…
4. all communication off…no mobile ….
5. in case of emergency u can’t reach hospital…roads blocked….
6. no fuel supply…no car movement…
where is WOW….????
ye sab mujhe nahii pata tha na :((
HaHaHaHaHa…Cute Response!
kash hume bhi koi cute bolta :(
wanted ji ek sher meri taraf se kbul karo
Chand, Kehkashan, Jugno, Raat, Yaad Aur Aanso…
Hum Safar Hazaaron Hain, Mgar Dil phir bhi Akela Hay ..!
Aap hamare “DIL” mein base ho.
Aap hamare “DIL” mein base ho..
Ab thoda side me ho jao,
saas lene wali pipe me phase ho
rashi ji aap ki to fb pe foto hi bahut cute aur sundar h ….
wanted ji aapne apna pura name nhi btaya
shukriya deleted ji aapne req bheji hain kya?
nahi rashi ji mein fb par college k dosto se hi juda hun, not even with my work collegues….
Aap To Cutest Ho…Hottest Ho..Beautiest Ho…. Cute Kya Hai…
bas kr be, kch jyada ho rha hai :p
aise to koi mar hi jayga , :p
and frnds kese ho aap sab?
and one q for u all agar koi apke lover ko apke samne purpose kre to aap kya karoge aur ha plz koi ye na kahe ki hmara to lover hi nhi h, wo imagination ka use kre…….
main to ye kahunga ki..
yaad rakhna be ek bat
Jo mera ho nahi paya wo tera ho nahi sakta.. hehehe
HeHeHe. Baba Ji.
Naina yeah bohot muskil question he,mein to bohot possessiv ldki hu,kbi bardas nhi kr paungi ki koi aur mere pyar ko dekhe b………..so, yeah mere liye bohot difficult situation hogi………
rashii u r online great so kya ho rha h abhi”.
sry deleted ji sahil name se ek req aayi thi isliye pucha tha humne
Rashi ji mera naam sahil nahi h… ye yahan sabhi jante h…
its ok wanted ji pehle hi bta dete ki ap nhi bta skte to hum fir se que karte hi nhi aapse
maine uske liye kha tha ki mai WO ka name nhi bta skta. mera full name deepak singhania hai..
oh sry wanted ji to ap singhania ho hmm
prince ji ab itni bhi tareef mt kijiye humari hume laaj aati hain :)
q?? koi prob hai kya hmare surname se ??
Haaye Mar Jawa….HaHaHa
humari fb id kaha se mili apko?
nhi hume kyu prb hogi apke surname se
admin ji its nt fair sab chating kr rhe h aur mere comment moderation m pade h,
@rashii m to yahi hu yr bt mere comm auto approve ni hote, so tum sb se cht ni ho paati :(
lo ji ab se aaap b chatting kar liya karo
Same question me b puchna chahti thi aapse???
Mere question ka ans nhi diya,tel me frankly kya problem he aapko mujhse???????????
Good idia but not impossible
hahaha…… it’s a good idea…….
santa bhale hi chutya ho magar uski bivi bohat hi chalak h…. :p
Agar lamination karva leya toh pesaab kaise karega
hahahaha gud joke admin
@manish Tumhare dad ke bare me sun ke bahat dukh hua :(
sab badhiya hai tum sunao kya chal rha hai
Dosto kahan ho…???
yahi h Mr. HPS
Hii… Dosto…!!!!
@Mere Sabhi Pyare Dosto Ke Liye Advance Special Wishes:-
**Happy Holi Frndz..**
@Dear all friends kaise hai ap sub…???
Naina ji, ye “R.B. Celebrate” kya hai…??
Jo aapne “Qurbani dene se kya milega” joke me comment kiya hai..
Jo apse pahle priya ji ne celebrate kr liya..!!!
Plz confurm….
Simple Solution… Pagal wife.. Meri mano to ..-
Santa, Nasbandi kra lo…!!
” Na Rahega Bans, Na Bajegi Bansuri .”
Hi frnds, Gud night !
Koi hai online ??
Yes,
Nilesh bro. Kya ho raha hai ?
Abhi to study kr rha hu.
Rashii dear, Aaj to hum bahut hi busy thhe puri delhi ka chakkar laga liya. Aap apni sunaye, kaisi hai aap ?
hmm
jay dear hum aj busy n free the :)
Rashii dear busy n free. . Kya matlab ?
naina ji apke que ka ans hume nhi pta :(
jay dear kaise ho ap n humara swt anshu kaisa hain?
Rashii dear, Humara hal na puche to behtar hai. Humko humare hal par chor dijiye. Mera swt Aanshu ab theek hai mujhse mob. Par baat karne ke baad he soya hai.
jay dear 3.30pm tk busy n us k baad free
Ohhh!! Bachho k sath busy thhi ?
@Nilesh bro. Aap study me kya kar rahe hai ?
B.Sc. 2 year.
Deleted g kaise he aap?
jay dear apko humse kya prb hain?
humara bolne me kya prb hain?
Nahi dear. . . Prblm wo v ap se ? Mere kahne ka matlab ye h keee mere Dil ka haal sunkar kahi apka Dil sad na ho jaaye. Hum to apko humesa khush dekhna chahte hai :-D
Gud nite………….
Baba ji kuch users pagla gye hai unka ilaj krwa do plzzzzzzz
Yar Anuj tu aa gaya ? Aur suna, tujhe jukham to nahi ho gaya hai ? :-(
gd nt ji
Q G Need aa rahi hai ? Okkkk . . Gud nyt !
jay dear hum apse puri rat bat kar sakte hain but is trh open chat nhi
Abe Oye…… Lagta hai tu apne wade aur kasme bhul gayi hai…
Ye kauwa (Crow) kyu bolane laga ?
hm mazboor hai, lekin wo hme magroor smajhte hai..
khuda jane unke dil ka haal, wo hme mujrim ya bekasur smjhte hai..
koi jinda hai kya.. mjhe nind nhi aa rhi :(
Mai hun na…
subh likhenge saam likhenge,
jb v likhenge tera naam likhenge..
wo pen v diwani ho jayegi
jis pen se 2mhara naam likhenge..
Hmmm. . . .Yar kahi nvg baat mat likh dena nahi to pen josh me aakar hamesha ulati-sidhi baat likhne lagegi :-(
aye nind ab tu v sulah kr le hmse..
k wo bhut dur chale gye hai jinke liye hm raat jaaga krte the..
Ab tk ki sbse heart touching lines……..thanx wanted g yeah likhne k liye……..
Ganta
mtlb?????????/
DELEATED BRO, ye meri likhi phli shayri hai jo maine class 8 me likhi thi..
socha tha usse milkr use apna hai banana…
mgr pta chala usne phle hi bsa liya hai apna ek alag aasiyaanaa..
saale 8th nein hi teri wali nr ghar basa liya tha…..ladki thi k madam,,,,,
cllasmate thi jiska affair mere frnd k sath tha :)
Hehehehehe. . . Tumne kuchi-kuchi nahi kiya hoga esliye usne dusare ko phasa liya :-( :-P
JAY wo aisi nhi thi :(
Abe Phir kaisi thhi wo, kya tumne check kiya thha ??
na re pagle, us smay to mai thik se sb kch janta v nhi tha :p
Jo teri gf ko le gya usee to dost bol raha h ……Yaar ne hi loot liya ghar Yaar ka……
ese wanted ji apki age kya h..
GOOD MORNING FRIENDS
Gòód Môrnïng Nilesh bro. . .
anuj tum bhi NIGHT shift mein aa gye
Nilesh agar study mein kuch na samajh aaye to batana….
mein 10th pass hun….aur M.Tech bhi….bahut aache college se…..hahaha
It’s Ok.. Bro…
good morning frnds
Rashi ji aap need kab poori karti h ????
ye santa or uski wife bhi na bevkoof hai
aaj kal 6 moth tak pragnency rokne ki 1 tablet aati h hehehehe
bhai faad sms hai too good yh hua na hum toh muth marna hi chood denge……..