Abe Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Views: 12,478 - Posted on 03 Nov 2011
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25% Log Sex Kar Rahe Hai,
24% Log Sex Karnewale Hai Aur Baaki,
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Oye admin! I am fucking my gf now this time and telling her about this msg. Main kon c % me hu.
25% mein se :p hehehe
Dating Pe Ladki Ko Kya Khilaate Hain Admin Bro?
mere sath bhej de aur chupp ke se dekhta rah pata laga jayega :p
Vese heheh Dating pe usko choclate khila. jyada se jyada usko khane se usko nind aayegi aur Coochi Coochi Coo karne ka dil karega.. hehehehe aur tu khush ho jayega fir
Nahi yakeen to Jay se puch…………. isko choclate khila ke bade logo ne iski gand marti hai.. aur tu kya samhta hai ye dubai mein kam karne gaya hai… hehehe arbiyo ki khajure kha kha ke dimag hila hota hai aur vo iski jamm ke marte hai heheheh
tabhi to itne din ata nahi aur bolta hai main busy hun hahahaha
hehehehehe………..Ye to wrong information hai. Kya Tumhare joke kewal 1% log hi padhtey hai ?
Bhai tumhari site ke Jokes padhne ke baad bahut kam hi Ladke aur Ladkiya hongi jo Apne-Apne Lund ya chut ko khujlatey means sahlatey nahi honge.
ABBE ADMIN, is jke ka sms verision q nhi banaya :p
abe hai to …. andha hai kya ? hehehehehe ya G marwa Marwa ke dikhna kam ho gaya hai hehehehe ya ladki ne dildo muh ki bajah aankh mein dal diya thha hehehe
he bhagwan!! koi smjhao is ladke(admin) ko. mera naam le lekr ye to apni puri aatmkatha chaap dega yaha pr. :o
koi bat nahi chapp lene de chinta kahe ko karta hai… sach to sabko pata hi hai
Rashii dear,
Aap kaha hai ?
Maine ek baat suni hai aur mai Kai dino se Aapse puchna chah raha hun. Lekin busy hone ki wajah se baat nahi kar pa raha thha, Aaj mai kisi tarah se thoda sa time nikal kar free huwa hun lekin Aapka hi kuch pata nahi Aap kaha busy hai ?
@RAASHIII kaha ho?? 2mhare bina dil nhi lg rha. :(
@JAY BRO thik kha 2mne, ADMIN pta nhi kitno se marwata hai, ab mai uski kvi nhi marunga, khujli k 7 7 AIDS ka v to khatra hai. thanks bro, mera khyal rakhne k liye, :g
hahaha 100000 Lund leke chala Sant banane hahahaha sale aaj tak tune mere se itni Gand marwayi kabhi AIDS hua.. darr na age bhi nahi hoga bas hamesha ki tarha ulta hoke let jaya kar aur bola kar.. admin jaan gand hajir hai tofa kabool karo.. aur fir main aur mera pura mohalla tohfa kabool karta hai heheheheh
@jay, are u serious??????..ki tum meri yaad mei aansu bahate ho…or u joking…
tell me truth?//
Dhiraj, kya tumne aisa mahsoos kiya ki mai Mazak kar raha hun. Yaar sach me tera name likhte time mere Aankho me Aanshu Aa gaye thhe.Haa pappu wali baat mazak me bol diya thha.
hehehe admin yaar mai to lund nahi khuja raha .hehehe .kyoki kal hi apni champo ki khujli kam karke aa raha hu.
ruk bhonsdi ke tera ye comment babhi ko padata hun fir dekhiyo sale teri kaisi khujli mitati hai vo
hehehehehe babaji hehehehe ki jay ho or babaji mene check kiya mai bhosdi ka nahi hu mere paas ti L hai .hehehehehe. tum bhi na hehehe maze lete rahte ho. or yakin na aaye to hathras aa jao or mera L lekar delh lo. hehehehehehehehehehe
Hi dosto kaise ho tum sub?
Admin bro aap humare par gussa ho gaye hai kya?
tumne baatein hi esi ki koi b gussa ho jaye.. shukar karo mene abhi comment nahi aproove kiye nahi to baki ke users ka gussa asman mein pahunch jana thha
so i request ki yaha sab dost hai familly ki tarha hai unko galat mat bolo
:sameer
I know i m late to say it but wishes never late its always with u
for a nice person
I wish u all the best in life and long life.
U r the reason i’m here and everything what i am.
Thank you 4 what u done 4 me.
Happy birthday.
tc
yaar last ki 2 lines ke alava mere ko kuch b samajh nahi aya :( buhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
vese dil se thanks :) kyunki angreji badi mast thhi :p aur aaajkal ana jana idhar kam kyu laga hua hai khair to hai na
Hum to 1% valo me se hai
Admin tm kis % me ho?
hehehehe darling babaji to 100%walo mai se hai. apni ke saath saah padosan ki bhi le lete hai. hehehehehehe
hehehehe
iska jawab wo nhi dega. pol jo khul jaani hai uske gaand ki :p
@JAY…tumse i saal se upar dosti aur pyaar bhi ho chuka hai sochta hoon tumhe friendship request bhej doon…haan accept kar lena agar..haha..
@ jay 4 u…
hume pata naa tha ek din tum hume mil jaoge,
hume pata naa tha ki iss kadar humse jud jaaoge,
hume pata naa tha raah chalte ek anjaana itna jaana hojaega,
hume pata naa tha jhoothi raaho mein ek sacchi raah miljaegi,
hume pata naa tha sapno mein dekhi duniya ki ek jhalak tum dikhla jaoge,
hume pata naa tha itni door hoke tumse.. tumhari dhadkan hum banjaenge,
hume pata naa tha koi hume bhi dil se pyaar karne wala kabhi mil paega,
hume pata naa tha iss andheri duniya mein koi pyaar ki roshni jalaega,
hume pata naa tha inn baato ko,inn shararato ko,inn aadato ko koi pasand karega,
hume pata naa tha inn aankho mein aansoo aur honto pe koi muskaan laega,
hume pata naa tha din ka chain aur raato ki neend ko koi chura le jaega,
hume pata naa tha jo naam hum pasand kar jaenge..woh hume itna chahega,
hume pata naa tha khud se fursat naa ho iss janha mein kisi ko..koi humare liye waqt nikalega,
hume pata naa tha inn ajnabi sitaaro mein koi meri aankho ka tara banega,
hume pata naa tha iss pyaar k shabd ki puri duniya dikhaega,
hume pata naa tha ki ek din kah paenge kisiko …..I LOVE YOU **Jay**
urs..something more than anything,
urs best friend 4ever,
urs sweetheart,
*Dhiraj*
Dhiraj k dil me jay bhaiya k liye pyar dekh kar mere to ansu hi nikal aaye
@shiven dear, thank u so much..god bless u!!