Abe Tu Kyu Chup Hai?
Views: 44,484 - Posted on 15 May 2012
"Suna Hai Call Girls Har Kisi Se Karva Leti Hai, Unko Sirf Paise Se Hi Matlab Hota Hai, Par Is Callgirl Ne To Hadd Hi Par Kar Di."
Ek Callgirl Ke Beech Kuch Sperms Apna-Apna Parichey De Rahe The,
I’m Doctor’s, I’m Doodhwala’s, I’m Husband’s, I’m Boyfriend’s,
Ek Sperms Chup Tha,
Ek Ne Pucha: “Tum Chup Kyun Ho?”
Silent Sperm: “Insano Ki Meeting Mein Kutte Ka Kya Kaam“
Jaapani Log Kaise Check Karte Hai Ki Unki Biwi Pregnant Hai Ya Nahi - Aaj Janiye Aur Bataye Ki Kitna Mast Tarika Hai Check Karne KaOr Share With Your Friends On FacebookSome More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Girl’s Status At Facebook
A Girl’s Status At Facebook: Weird Day A Guy Came Up To Me & Told Me He’d Give Me An ..- Letter Type Karna Hai
Kisi Baat Pe Pati Patni Mein Jhagda Ho Gaya Thha Unki Bol Chal Bilkul Band Ho Gayi Thhi, Koi Jaruri ..- Todays Kids
Dad: “What’s Your Result?” Son: “I’ve Failed In Five Subjects” Dad: R ..- Roj Roj Palak Ki Sabzi Khilati Ho
Santa Biwi Se Chillate Hue: “Roj Roj Palak Ki Sabzi Khilati Ho, Main Tang Aa Gaya Hun.” ..- Ek Vasna Bhari Kavita
Kal Tak Jo Thay Hum Se Ajnabi Pehle Mille Nah Thay Hum Se Kabhi Aaj Wahi Hamari Sejj Sajjay Beithe H ..Receive Daily Jokes By eMail
Mast Photos For You
Thanks for publishing
Anuj how r u
Nilesh mrng hui kya ?
Priya ji aap nahi aati site par ….kyon ??
Pankaj tum bhi kabhi kabhi aate Ho …..
HPS kaise Ho
Wanted tum kis naam,se aate Ho ab to bta do ….
Good Morning Del bro. & dear all frnds……….
me mast bro
Theek hi h bro
nice one. morning all friends how are you?hi delete,jay peepal bale baba and anji kaha ho ?Admin dear tell me process of using way2heart.com
hmm dear ismein use karna kya hai.. jao site kholo name dalo aur chat shuru kar do
Prity ji, Hum mast hai aap kaisi hai ????????
fi9 yahi h prity g
hehehehehe………. Wo Silent Sperm Kuttey ka yaani Police ka sperm thha :p
hi frnds…….
Batao Hain na, Mery Khawab Jhuthhey,
Ki jab bi Dehka Tumhari gf k sath Dhekha :p :d
hahahahahahahahahahahaha…
@Dhiraj sweetheart, Rashii dear n Wanted bro…….
Mana ke Zamane ki Lakho Buraiyan Hain Mujhme…
.
.
Aie dosto…
.
.
Magar Apno ko Bhool Jaana Mujhe Aaj bhi Nhi Aata.
I Miss u so much…….Pls.comeback……
Jhoth Bhosadhi k hme kb yaad rakhta h…
Tujhe to daily karta hun yaar……….Abhi kal hi to kiya thha………buhuhu
Apnapan sikha k juda ho Gaye…
Na socha Na samja Khafa ho Gaye…
Duniya me ek baar humne kisi ko apna kaha..
to Wo Bhi geron ki baato me aakar bewafa ho
Gaye..
Bahut Accha…..
Hahahahahaha bohut accha joke tha/ good mrng frnds
gud morning frnd………
Gud after noon jay bhai
Ek din usne muj se p0cha..!
Main kahan h0n..?
Maine kaha..!
… …
Mere dil main,
Meri jaan main h0 tum, Meri saans
main h0 tum,
Meri aas main h0 tum,
Mere dil ki dharkn0n main h0 tum,
Meri aakhri saans main h0 tum,
Phir usne p0cha..!
Kahan nahi h0n main….? .
.
.
.
.
Maine nazrain jhuka k kaha…!!Bus
meri “Qismat” main nahi h0 tum.
Wah bahi wah!!!!!!! Bash meri Naseeb me nahi ho tum….
Thanx jay bhai
Ajab Pagal Si Larki Hai
Mujhay her khat main likhti hai
“Mujhay tum yaad kertay ho?
Tumhain main yaad aati hooN?”
meri baatain satati hain
meri neendain jagati hain
meri aankhain rulaati hain
May ke Tez dhoop main
abb bhi teheltay ho?
kisi khamosh rustay se
koi awaaz aati hai?
Sunhari Chadni Raat me.
tum abb bhi chhatt pe jaatay ho?
falak ke sab sitarooN ko
meri baatain sunatay ho?
kitaboN se tumharay ishq main
koi kami aai?
ya mairi yaad ke shiddat se
aankhoN main nami aai?
Ajab pagal Si larki hai
mujhay her khat main likhti hai..
Jawaban ous ko likhta hooN..
meri masroofiyat daikho subah se
shaam office main
chiragh-i-umer jalta hai
phir ous k baad duniya kee
kaee majbooriyan pao`n main
bairi daal rakhti hain
mujhay bay-fikr, chahat se bharay
sapnay nahin dikhtay
Tehelnay, jagnay, ronay kee
mohlat hee nahin milti
sitarooN se millay arsa hua..naraz
hon shayad
kitabooN se shughaf maira abhi
waisay he qayem hai
farq itna parra hai ab ounahin
arsay main parhta hooN
tumhain kis ne kaha pagli
tumhain main yaad kerta hooN
ke main khud ko bhulanay kee
musalsal justajoo main hooN
tumhain na yaad aanay kee
musalsal justajoo main hooN
mager yeh justajoo meri bohat
nakaam rehti hai
mere din raat main abb bhee
tumhari shaam rehti hai
mere lafzooN ki her maala
tumharay naam rehti hai
tumhain kis ne kaha pagli
tumhain main yaad kerta hooN
poorani baat hai jo log akser
gungunatay hain
ounhain hamm yaad kertay hain
jinahin hamm bhool jatay hain
ajab pagal si lerki ho
meri masroofiyat daikhoo
tumhain dil se bhulaooN tu
tumhari yaad aaye na
tumhain dil se bulanay kee
mujhay fursat nahin milti
aur iss masroof jeewan main
tumahray khat ka ikk jumla
“tumhain main yaad aati hooN ?”
meri chahat ki shiddat main kami
honay nahin daita
bohat raatain jagata hai mujhay
sonay nahin daita
so agli baar apnay khat main yeh
jumla nahin likhna
ajab pagal si larki hai mujhay phir
bhee ye likhti hai
mujhay tum yaad kertay ho
tumhain main yaad aati hooN ?
wah..wah… grt jay bro…
1 pagli ladki k bin jeena gaddari lagta h…
Or..
Us pagli ladki k bin marna bhi bhaari lagta h…
Aapne sahi kaha bro. Apni halat waisi he hai…
wah..! kya baat @jay yaar..!
}its in really awesome..! :-)
hehehe………Nitesh bro. Achhi lagi Ajab Pagal Si Larki ????
Dont b 2 much emotional in life,
it hurts u.
and
dont b 2 much practical in life,
it hurts others…
Deepak and jay bahut badhiya sher likhe h tum dono ne
Mr bachelor tune bhi gr8 likha h
Admin Ye sexana kya such Mein ladki h ????
Agar nahi to kon h ????
Thanx deleted bhai
Thnx bro..
mr.deleted ye shaq ki bat kyon?
Pathan sahab ko invitation mila
k party me sirf LAAL taai pehan ker aana hy.
.
Pathan sahab party me pohnche
To
dekha
k
.
.
“”Logon ne pant aur shirt b pehni hui h…””
Hahaha bahut badiya
hahahahahaha……….Yaani ki pathan ji kewal Lal taai he pahan ke chale gaye thhe aur Kuch bhi nahi pahne………hahahahahahahaha…………hehehehehe…………hahahahahahahaha
Good joke
Sex h na ji ….shq isliye k jis tarah ki language tum use kar rahi ho cmts Mein koi ladka bhi nahi karta …..
Aur kuch ladke aise hote hai jo ladki k name se esliye cmnts kartey hai ki unko bhi apni Pongi bajwane ka bada he shouk hota hai :p
Mst joke tha..!
Mr.deleted agar mujhe ladkiyo bale views hi rakhane hote to kisi bhi sociel site pe chali jati jab nonveg par hu to mindly free hokar jo man mai aata hai kah rahi hu.ab bhi shaq hai to khol ke dikhau .
Pahle muje dikhaiyo
Are yr,.tum to sach me khatarnak ho…
Prity ji kya khol kar dikha rahi hai , hume b btana taki hum b dekhne ke liye line me lag jaye agar humare dekhne layak koi cheez ho to
Sexena ji kuch b khol kar dekhane ki zaroorat nahi meine sab dekh rakha h …..iss site par kuch boys girl ka naam rakha kar aap wali language use karte h ….iss liye admin se confirm kar raha tha ……
ha ha dikhao dikhao me dekh raha hu