Aisa Muhawra Suna Hai Kabhi
Views: 30,325 - Posted on 08 Jul 2012
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Dhansu re baba pappu bhi joke bhi
hehehehe :P :P :P :P :P :P
good ans pappu :P
khai k paan banaras wala….!!!!
???
Are paan khaa kr pura muu laal kr diya h…
i secretly love him
i secretly avoid him..for better reasons
i secrectly respect him
i secrectly talk him
i secrectly thank him
i secrectly answer them
i do the things secrectly..and reason is nt the fear.!!
reason is..u knw very well!!..n he ll gettu know sometime someday..d way i used to do!!
*SECRECTLY*
*GOOD MORNING DEAR singer Deepak*
n friends!!
:)
hw r u dear…?
good morning baby…
hmmm…
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm………………….
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hummm hi hum h toh kya hummm hai,..
.
Tummm hi tum ho toh kya tummm ho….
@deepak ji badi ajeeb lines thi smjh hi nhi aayi :p
Hum me tum the
tum me the hum
bich me na jaane kaha se aaya gum
ab jara dyan se dekh aa zalim
ab na raha tum me tum aur hum me hum
@Nilesh,..abhi tak koi ladka mila nhi..issliye i m unmarried still nw..n enjoying happy unmarried life..but dont worry..bhagwaan ne mere liye bhi kisi ko soch rakha hai..mere pass aise kai sabut hai..jisse pata chalta hai..woh hi shaksh aapke jeevansaathi banne k kaabil tha..
bhale hi ussme aapko ko sukh ka anubhaw ho ya dukh ka…coz therezza reason behind it…marraige is good for life..but happiness is best for life…so i chose hapinness…dont worry somebody is waiting 4 me..just the way i m for him!! gd mrng!!tc!!
my brother is married n facing shadi ka laddu all that!! hahahaha!!!.
but mein shadi k laddu k liye pachta nhi raha hum..mein Dhiraj se kaam leta hoon!!
but i m in one sided love…with someone..i dont care bout dat…coz thats gives me pleasure doing that..:) so my serious soulmate..is nt too far from me!! that 88888!!
hmmm!! hahahaha!! so funny!!
@Deepak, i m fine Dear!!tc!! hve a 9yce sunday!!
…
@Prince,.tc dear!!..u r all time nice n lovely!!
aapka bhi ravivar suhawna rahe aur pyara rahe!!
no doubt…mera sunday suhana jayega tumne wish kiya na baby… :-D
:)
Good joke
this joke is posted in cmts …i remember…..
hmmm hello Del ji
hello hello ji …….
watching …midnight in paris …movie…..
Movie kesi thi bata diyo. Blu-ray order kr dunga fir main b
okk ji …keep watching..
bye :)
priya ji wo BORDER movie ka dialog h ….jakie shrof bolta h sunny deol ko plane mein ……
Ryt..Del bro,,,,
.
Or ye 2 lines apne aap me bht kuch bayan krti h..
okk :D
@deepak ji okk :D
nic joke
Navya tumhe joke nice lga. Ye muhawra to sbko pta hai aur log ise life me v daily use kr rhe hain.
Wo hme kahte hai ki badal gye ho
Tum
Rang tute patto ka aksar badal hi jata
hai.
hum to shukhe hue patte h
log uthate bhi h to ….jalane k liye …..
hahahahaha…..priya..meri hmmmm ki khat khadi kar di… :-D
hehehehehe :D :P
hmmmm
sahi kaha kisi ne…khush rahne ke liye bahane ki jarurat hoti hai… hmmm..hahaha. really tum dekh nai sakti but idhar main hans hans ke pagal hua ja raha hoo..
Acha ji..hmmmmmmmmmm :P :P:P: :P :P :P :P
mid night in paris…..may be classical hollywood movies hai del bro….?
2010 …..staring OWEN WILSON
aaj ka plan: sham ko fun cinems to watch bol bachchan with friend… aaj gf ko bola ghar pe raho…mujhe hangout karna hai..so nice of her she agreed… <3
jise bhi dekha use rota hua hi
paya…….
mujhe to y mohabbat kisi faqir ki
baddua lagti hai.
Zakhm-E-Jigar Ko Humne Kya Khub
Kurecha Hai
…
Ab Tak Tapak Raha Hai Tera Naam
Lahu Ke Sath.
hi frnds aj sb bht khush h priya k hmmmm… se:-)