Alag Desh Alag Soch, Par India Is On Top
Views: 33,177 - Posted on 14 Jan 2011
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U.S.A.: “Oh My God!”
Pakistan: “Ya Allah!”
Africa: “O La La!”Australia: “Got A Hit!”
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India: “Maa Chud Gayi Behan Ke Lode Ki Aur Chala Tez“
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HE HE HE BABA JI IS JOKES KO MENE MAUSAM BHAI KO SUNAYA THA HE HE HE
Ha ha ha……..
Par India mein sardar ji kahenge : Oye ki kar reya si, phat gayi na gaand.
He…….he……he…….
hi frnds 2day m first hey divya i love u
oye, purani filmo k hero, jyada mt bol, is site me koi love krne nhi aata, sab maze lene aate hai…or ye baat tu v janta hai.
@mausam dear aapne meri baat ka jawab nhi diya
hey sunil tum mujhe jaante bhi ho
Divya tum sunil ko bata do ki tum kewal mujh se pyaar karti ho. I love u darling.
India me to sab kuch bola jata hai bhai. kuch jama nahi
hello arush: shallu, loverpreet..lipsy, ratan, dhiraj, jay , rahul, panchhi, raavan, lofar,… …..:… sabko makar sankranti ki dhero badhai.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha india is gret isi pe 1 simpal joke
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sayntist ne chor pakadne wala masin banaya cheking ke liye bahar bheja
AMERICA me 1 din me 20 chor pakde gaye
AFRICA me 30
CHINA me 50
or
INDIA me 2 hrs (ghanta) me MASIN hi chori ho gaya.
hello! excuse me! yeh pure india mein nahi boli jaati….mujhe to aisa seen dikhta hai main bolta hoon…oh! my jay…JAY dekhi apne dhirj ki yaari…ab se yahi bolunga..ok ..tumhein pasand aaya..oh my jay!!:)..tc sweetu..oommihh!!..hihi!:).
@DEEP…mydear kya hua sunil divya ko ilove bole raha..so plzz calm down…take it easy..plz
@SHALLU,..hum tumhein yaad kartein hain..how yaar u?? nd happy lohri..tc.
hahahahahahhah
sahi kahaa ,
india ka to jawab hi nhi he
nice joke admin bhai
@ Dear wanted mujhe dhyaan nhi he ki aapne kya poochha tha ,main old jokes review karunga shayad pata chal jaaye ki aapne kya poochha tha,
Matrix g tusi wele sardara di bejti kr ho.
hehehe bilkul sahi joke hai ____________________dev mera hi naam shallender kashyap hai______________________wanted ye purani film ka hero kisko keh rahe ho yaar naam to likho
@jay..tum apne 5 fav song mujhe batao..
@rashii di,aap bhi batana….eng or hindi only….Mobile ringtone banega jay ka…rashii di ka bhi caller tone banaoonga…..Daksh,shallu,rosy aur jo dena chahe…jst 2 remember him/her..plzz jay rashii di..naraj ho janunga.
yar joke suna hua hai isi ste pe fir b acha hai admin bhai.
Hey admin bhai,lve preet,rashi,sheela,dev,panchi,jay,shallu,lofar,ravan n all frnds kese ho sab n thanks muje yad karne ke liye.
@Hey sheela darlng mne tho nai khaya or tum btao kya kia aj.yar kabi hame b yad karlia karo hamesa dabng karti rhati ho.
@Lvepreet janu mene tme bahut mis kia dear,wese mne tho patang nai udhaya ku ki kuch bsy tha. Lve u baby.
@panchi jan tum kha ho kai patang ke sath tmbi tho nai udh gai. He he he
rashi baby tmne jawab nai dia ki date pe kha chalo gi jalna btao me intjar kar rha hu dear he he he.
@he anshul,lofar, hru………. @daksh,thanx… tera bheja hua gift mil gaya…. patang and firki. …. thnx again… …………. @mausam,yaar tujhe to bade mast-2 ofer mil rahe hai filmo k. per soch-samjh kar aspt karna… hehehe……… @rahul chdml, yaar es site per tumhi chaye ho aaj-kal………. @raj bindaas, kaha gayab ho gaye bhai?………… @raavan g,aaj-kal jyada busy lah rahe ho……. yaar ek bar court me raavan se gita per hanth rakh ker kasam khane ko kaha gaya raavan ne mana kar diya kahne laga ek bar sita per hanth rakkha tha to abhi tak jhel raha hu.. ab gita per rakkhunga to mera kya haal hoga…. hehehe…….. @jay,…….. kamine tere bina dil nhi lagta…. @dhiru dear….. tum aur jay….. youuuuu aarrrrr made……for … ………..each.. ather……….. samjheeeeeeee.. @hi vikky and all frnd hru…!!!!
rana thanx buddy,wese tmhara bi jalwe kuch kam nai hai, keep it up bro.
Yar sari sexy girls kha gai. Yar aj me nai aya tho sari grls b nai ai.sory , chalo koi bat nai ab me agaya hu ab.
Lve u all he he he
@hi shweta,happy bday……… divya g,panchhi g,sheela g,anjali g,dr sia g, kajal g,naughty-hotty g, hru……. @sadhana,dear ab tum kewal vikky ki hi nahi sabki gf ho gayi ho.hehehe @hi love preet,mujhse bhi panjabi wich gal kar liya karo g… mujhe panjab aur panjabi bahut acche lagte hai.. but mai pnjbi bool nahi pata…
yarr yahi to india ki khasiyat hai baki country apni maa chuda looooooooo hehhehehehhe
INDIA JINDABAD I LUV INDIAN GIRLS…………
he he he abe sam, tu kehta hai india jindabad,aur luv sirf india k girls se, kya sirf girl se hamara desh mahan banta hai,he he he tu sala chutiya ka chutiya rahoge
@he jay ,why u and dhiru dont understand each other yaar ????… i think god gave brains to u….. and good hearts to dhiru……….. but u use their hearts… and dhiru use their brains………. yaar jisko god ne jo chij di hi nahi wo uska use karega to misunderstdnding tn hogi na……. hehehe….sry dhiru dear….!!
mere marne ke baad mera janaja uski gali se ghuma dena agar wo dikh jaye to mera nikal kar ek baar hila dena hahahhahahha
Hey sam u rck man..vo janaze wala joke ws suprb
Anshul aj tu first aya hai bro mein bahut khush hua yarrr
Heyy Rana g apnu panjabi pasand hai jedhe panjabi pasand krde han menu oh pasand hai jiwe ki tusi je tuhanu nai andi panjabi hukam kro apa sikha da jan g hor daso tusi kithe de ho or ki krde ho tuhanu samjh te andi ye na panjabi na samjh aai te das dena.ok ilu my sweet fd.
Rahul dear i miss u to so much jan or kaha apke comet ka wait dear
admin, india is in top nahi hota on top hota hai.
Oh Nishta ji chalo ek galti dhunde wala aur aa gaya site pe ehehehe
but this tiem mere se hi galti hui hai O and I ikathe hote hai type mein dhayan nahir aha oops ehehehe
Heyy yaha par Deep kon han muje ye naam bhut pasand hai sweet name
@dhiru, tx 4 askng.. Well i love enrique, avril, taylor, etc, etc. Hindi me v i love many songs..esp of mohit chauhan!
@Dhiraj – hello! there is list of my fav songs
Enrique Iglesias, akcent-stay with me (Fara lacrimi), flag song – give me freedom (Mando diao),Who let the dog out,
in hindi song – tadap tadap k(HDDCS), sau dard hai(Janeman),chalet chalet,soniyo o soniyo various collection I cant tell bt my fav. Song is Zindagi do pal ki – from kites.
Ye tumne pucha nahi tha fir v bata raha hu
In movie – 3 idiots , dhamaal, kya cool hai hum, nd my fav mov – Sadma (Actor-Kamal Hasan,Actress –Sridevi) m sure ,kitne log to is movie ka naam v nahi sune honge , jis person ko feeling ki definition janna hai wo is movie ko dekhe, m sure wo kabhi kisi ki feelings ko janbhujhkar hurt nahi karega, try it
E Zindagi gale laga le… humne bhi tere har ik ghum ko gale se lagaya hai … Hai na???
..PROUD TO B AN INDIAN..
@ADMIN, devesh user k cmnt bilkul gande aa rahein
hain…woh dosti jaise shabd mein g##d police nd etc-2 use karke
kisi specific relation ko badnaam kar raha hai….agar uske aise
cmnt aatein hain to approve mat kijie.. @Devesh, sunna chahta
hai..sun…ek ladka …ek..ladki ki **** **** raha tha nd dusra
ladka bhi….nd teesra bhi….dammit!! ….admin plz uske iss type
k cmnt pe dhyan…. @Rosy..thanx..plzz dhiraj hi bolo nd means
saare gane pasand hain..i mean in saare singers k..??.
Thanks dhiraj. Ab esa nahi hoga
Hai dev, dhiraj, panchhi, rashii, wanted, mausam bhai,
shallu, admin, divya, anjali, shweta, manish, dabang, raj, imran,
lofar, rahul, shabnam.., Raavan.. How r u all.. I wish u all a
happy sankranti.
Hello dosto meri ek prblm hai agr koi solve kre to mherbani hogi. Galz v dhyan de plz. M ek shadi shuda aurat ko bhut pyar krta hu
Shuru m to wo mri bt manne ko tayar na thi par bhut nak ragadne k bad mani aur thora sa pyar kiya par ab phir manne ko tayar nai hai
M uske bina ji nai skta 38year ki hai. Ap log kuch suggest kro. M v apka dost hu plz boyz n galz save my life
@dhiraj, almost all.. Wht abt u? Ur favs?
@raj thanx…
@rosy,..almost all english songs…remix bhi pasand hain….eng. dostana songs….hindi mein ever green movie k songs hain…Fashion,Jashn,Fox…britney my best….whats ur raashi k bhi hain.hehe!..aur bhi hain nahi bata sakta..hehe…
@Rana thanx..hehe!
@Rashii di, thanx!
@JAy…kanha udd gaye tum bhi bata do taki apni khas diary mein note kar loon..hehe.