Alag Sa Dikhne Wala Bacha Kiska Hai?

Views: 11,583 - Posted on 27 Dec 2010

Santa Ke 7 Bachhe Thhe Aur Unmein Se Ek Alag Hi Dikhta Thha

Usko Apni Biwi Pe Shak Hone Laga Tha Ki Wo Alag Dikhne Wala Bachha Kisi Aur Ka Hai

Par Santa Mein Biwi Se Ye Baat Puchne Ki Himmat Nahi Hoti Thhi

Isi Soch Soch Mein Vo Beemar Ho Gaya Aur Bed Pe Padd Gaya

Jab Uska Akhiri Waqt Najdik Aya Aur Vo Akhiri Saanse Le Raha Tha To Apni Biwi Ko Bulaya

Santa: “Dekho Tumhe Meri Kasam Hai, Sach Sach Batana Ki Ye Alag Sa Dikhne Wala Bacha Kiska Hai?

Wife: “Ji Ab Aap Mar Rahe Ho Aur Marte Hue Aadmi Se Juth Nahi Bola Jata, Main Aapko Sach Batana Chahti Hun”

Santa Dukhi Mann Se: “Kya?”

Wife: “Wo Sabse Alag Dikhne Wala Hi Sirf Aapka Bachha Hai”

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73 Responses to "Alag Sa Dikhne Wala Bacha Kiska Hai?"

  1. Raj Bindaas urf Devd says:

    @Rosy, Happy New Year kash ! fill in d blanks ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

  2. Rosy says:

    @raj, tq dear..hapy new yr 2u2.. N kaash rosy gets passd in
    her exams!

  3. Raj Bindaas says:

    why do couples hold their hands during their wedding?

    …its just a formality like 2 boxers shaking b4 the fight begin..

  4. Ricks says:

    hiiiiiiiiii

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