All Men Have Double Standards
Views: 15,296 - Posted on 23 Jun 2012
All Men Have Double Standards:
Hate Cats But Love Pussiees,
Hate Donkeys But Love Ass,
Eat Chicken But Feed Cocks,
Hate Dogs But Enjoy Maximum In That Position
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are yaar jin jin users ko lagta hai ki joke me unka naam aa gya matlab uska insult kiya jata hai ye bilkul galat baat hai…
iska matlb ye hai ki aap iss site ke bahat khas user hai aur aapko bahat pyar kiya jata hai….
aur baba ko me kahunga ki sare joke mere naam se hi dala kare mujhe bahat khusi hogi :)
ryt bro,
THik hai Anuj, aaj se sare jokes tere nam pe aayenge kal mene Jay the Gay pe ek joke dalna tha vo b ab tere naam se aayega hehehehe
Baba hehehehehe gay wale joke par sirf jay ka haq hai uske sath nainnsafi mat kre :p
dusre joke naam se daal diya kro :)
Anuj kya pagla gye ho . Admin ko khuli choot de rhe ho . Ab to tum gaye.
:tup
apna dil behla rahe ho :D
waise yad ho to baba ji ne un par v joke bnaya jo idhr aate nahi.to spl user kaha se aaye beech me? ? ?
Waise wo apko gift diya lgta hai,kal ka :D
Hehehe..grt joke…n real too…
@NAVYA hazaribagh bihar me nhi jharkhand me hai :p
hmre lie jharkhnd or bihar dono comon h
navya zuth bol rhi ho aap. na to aap bihar me rahti ho naa hi aapka name tamanna hai.
NAVYA Gud
alokji wel said ap b shaq k paitent h me jhut keh ri hu oh god he he he he ap hi bta dijye hm kaha rehte h or hmra identity kya h hmre padosi h kya ap
Jhar khand, uttra khand , bundel khand…
kai khando me baanta gaya h….
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Are,
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Mera DESH vo Bakra hai, jo Kiston me kata gaya h…
jis desh ka dil big aur dimaag wide hota hai woh desh mahaan hota hai!!
isliye whatt u think bout yur country!! i think its mixed!!
india mein paida hone ya rehne se desh mahan nhi khlya jaa sakta!!
GOLDEN RULES FOR F***ing:
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1. F***ing onc a week is gud 4 health, bt harmful if dun evryday..
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2. F***ing givs propr relaxatn 2 mind & body..
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3. F***ing refrshs u..
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4. Aftr F***ing, dont tak heavy food. Opt for liquid 1… Gn
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5. F***ing can evn reduc ur cholestrol lvl !
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So, FASTING is gud 4 health….
sory mt kahye hm itne miner gosip ko mind nai krte
i know navya u r a gud grl.
to double standard mein yanha kon kon log hain????????????
Hi..dear..
jokwa to acha h
hehehe…e sasur to bihari maa baat karat rahi…
Deepak bro pichle jok me muze yaad krne k liye thanx
dipakji ago bat btaiyega hmko kahe liye ap hmre talking style ki copy kr rhe ap hmko chida re h ka hmko smj nai aa ra h
dipakji hm soch re the na ago or bat bole ka btaiyega ki nai suniyena ap education me ka krte h
aaj Deleted bro kahan hain.
yaar aaj ka din bahut kharab h….abhi pta nahi aur kya kya dheekhne ko mile ga….next week baat karunga theek se….
tum nxt week acche se baat krna!!Dear..good luck!!tumhari pareshani jald se jald door ho!!!tc!!
WHEN I WAS ,MR Dhiraj baby not miss merry
5yrs:mummy bacche kaise pada hote hain..mummy boly kathal k ped se
10yrs:yeh shaadi kya cheez hoti hai??
12yrs:bacche shyad ladki ko chhune se paida hote hain
15yrs:bacche kanha se niklte hain..G se
20yrs:yeh suhagraat kya hoti hai
25yrs:yeh choot kya hoti hai??
..but babaji ne saara gyaan dila diya!!
mujhe choot tharak l mummay sab iss site se pata chala!!
but aaj k bacche!!!
Dhira ji..mai 1 ladka hi hu…
Wese mere kon se cmnt se apko esa laga ki….
..nhi woh pehle padha to laga ..kyunki tumne navya ki tarah likha tha..sorry!!..baad mein..confirm kia to woh tumhara hi tha!!..
ab baad mein miltein haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!
Agar aadmi ko kbhi bhook pyaas naa lagti to duniya kaisee hoti????
Tab sabhi ladke ladki 1dusre main ghuse rahte or population badti rahti
sahi bole lalit jee…uske bawjood india ki pop pop population ..1250000000 popchoot se bacche phoot phhot k paida ho rahein hain…POPCHOOT :) mujh bechare ko kitni problems face krni hoti hai iss popbaby se!!
tamanawa apna real namwa batane k li thanku!! i m Dhiraj not dirajj!!
Good
alokji hmko kisine idea dia ki real name btane se kuch nai hmre nam k to kai honge hm singal pic thodi
duniya ka sabse mushkil kaam ladki k saamne shirt kholna(4 me)
duniya ka sabse aasaan kaam non-straight ya straight ladke ko suck krna!!
i love sucking…most amazing thing in the world..krne k liye..boobs sucking ewww!!! yuck!!!
:)
gud joke..
gd evng frndz..
-Yha par jis b user par joke ate hai, hum isi tarah se khush hote hai, bcz joke hote hi hai hansane ke liye…
chahe wo del bro, ho anuj ji ho ya koi aur, kisi par b joke ayega to humko hansana hoga to hum hasenge hi… Chahe kisi ko bura lage ya acha hume is bat se koi matab nhi hai…
humara maksad kisi ko pareshan karna nhi hai….ok
navya ji ap bihar se hai but ap allhabad ki language use kr rhi hai.
Bihari language to ye hai-
ka karat bani.
tohra ke kuch samajh me nahi aawat hau ka…
(kya kr rhe hai, tumko samajh me nhi aa rha hai kya.’)
nileshji ap jo language use kr re h us lanuage bihari nai bhojpuri language jo kehte h jo bhojpur ara or chapra sid chlta h apne sntce galat kaha smj ayilas ki na ase kehte h or hm jis jagah se waha maghi language chlti h
ha or bhojpuri lang or maghi lang me bahot defrence bhojpur wale log babu babuni worb use krte h
@Navya, Lekin hmrey ehaa t babu babuni na bolal jala :p
S.boy is the fantastic structure by god!!
S.girl is the beautiful design by god!!
N.S(glz n boyzz) are the beausome n creative combination by the god!!
bi(glz n boys)are the awesome N AMAZING creation by god!!
……………..thats y god is known 4 its vast diversity…………………………
………………!!!!!GOOD EVENING!!!!!……………………..
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don bhai isme etni puchne wali kaun si baat hai main to kb se ye karta hu..!
Himanshi ji, hadd ho gayi ye bhi puchne ki baat hai, and hehehe mene to special Facebook ke liye SHARE ka button lagaya hua hai…taki aap usko apni ya apne friend ki wall pe share kar sako
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Dear Navya ji…humari study ka toh kuch esa h ki…
Study insan 2 karn se krta h..
1- shouk se
ya fir
2- kisi k dar se
toh ye faltu ka shouk hum rakhte nh
or darte toh hum kisi k baap se b nh…
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Wese, Jb hum study krte the..
tb b…hamara, hamare teachers se mukabla barabari pr rahta tha…
.Xams k papr me jo saval ate the…vo..hamari samaj me nahi ate the,.
or hum jo ans. likhte the…vo..
unki samj me nh ate the…
Comment thoda lamba ho gaya..varna hum ap ko hamare sanskrit k prsna patra ka kissa sunate,,
KG K Bachhe ki shayri….
Mohabbat k naam pe saza payi h
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Gol Falmaye…
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Mohabbat k naam pe saza payi h.
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Baki sher baad me abhi SUSU aai h:-D:-P
hahaha mast hai!!!..khin tumhare 7 bhi to aisa nhi hua tha!!..kyunki tum kaafi jimmedar vafadar aur mast thoda nervous raha krte the Deepak !!..bala accha tha..
:)
1 shayri… khas Del bro. Or Lalit ji k liye…
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Biwi Ko Apni Palko P Bitha Lo
De K Kushi, Uske Sare Gam Chura Lo
Pyar Aisa Karo K Sab Dekhte Reh Jaye,
Padosn B Aa K Kahe Mujhe Apni Biwi Bana Lo….
Bahut sahi deepak……
Apni to koshish bhi yahi rahti hai per wo mujhe hath rakhene nahi deti hai
Lalit bhai, Ye kya Santa Jaisi Baat kar rahe ho ….
Bv Hath nahi rakhne deti hai……….
hehehe……… Bhai Haath nahi……. L Rako :P
Jay mene pahle hi bata diya tha ki tum 2 mahine baad chacha banne wale ho ab samjhe kyon
Kya baat hai deepak
@Sweetheart ,
Tohrey Pyarwa me etna Badnaam ho gayeel baani keeeeeeeee…………….
Ab to hamra pyarwa ki Charcha jab na holaa Ta Okar humraa k bahutay gum howat hai… :’(
jay chalo phir se 2saal pehle chale jaate hain..jab tumne pehli baar hi bola tha..aur tum bhoot banke mere yanha 2:25 am ko aae the..haha!!..woh din abhi kitne haseen lagte hain..ab to tum mere saath rahne lage ho..isliye baat jada nhi hoti tumse jada..hum kyun naa kitne badal jaein par humari dosti aur pyaar humesha barkara rahega!!tumhare bhojpuri cmnt mujhe accha laga!!so nice!!honey chalo phir se 2 saal pehle ki duniya mein kadam rakh lein :)..jab tum mere bina aur mein tumhare bina haha!!..kaash tum mere liye ek bhojpuri gaana suna dete..haha!!tc jay honey!!
Dosto!!
Aaj ki Raat Meri zindagi ki badi he suhani raat hogi,
Chura liya hai jisne mere dil ko wo mere sath hogi.
Jhumega ye Man Mera, Bahak jayenge mere kadam.
Jab chahat se Bhari meri unse pahli mulaaqat hogi.
Superbb yaar…!
if i were a girl then somebody else wld have taken away me from my friends!!
so …….watt!!
i m enjoying wid my lovely Dear
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:) S*
…….GOOOD NIGHT FRIENDS!!
*your eyes is my world..
*lets make our own one world!!
*where we can get love peace n happiness!!
Bahot Naaz Hai Tujhe Apne Dosto Ki Mohabbat Par,,, _-*-_ aye insaan _-*-_ Tere Hi Janaze Par Aakar Kahenge Kitni Der Hai DAFNANE Mein…
oho admin aaj yaha shayri hmmmm Mast hai !!!
Kya baat h admin bahut khub……
vry gud..bro,,,
wah kya baat bhai..! Aaj shayri…?
Ekdm gardaa yaar…!
hye admin mera comment auto apruval Karen diya ???? :)
Hello friends so rahe ho mujhe pata h maine do din se comment nai diye kyo ki ghar mai bhai aur causin ki shadi h i m very busy abhi aake leti hu to aap logo ki yaad aa gai ek shadi kal h ek 29 ko isliye ho sakta h daily comments na de pau lekin aapke comments or aapki yaad aa rahi kafi work rha full day kabhi kabhi gussa bhi aa rha tha .ab to 30 k bad hi comment continue rahenge ek bat aur share kar rahi hu maine aisa intjam kar liya h ki dono bhaiyo ki suhagrat live dekhungi kabhi live sex nahi dekha na so i m verry happy ho sakta h aap log yahi kahe world mai isase gandi ladki nahi ho sakti.but i don’t care .so enjoy you and let me enjoy jab dekh lungi tab aapse share karungi ok gud by dear dosto .aaj joke mai words ka use achchha tha admin ji ..and deleted ji kaha ho?
Koi agar jag raha h to http://www.way2hert.com par aao 2:15 p i m waiting
Two best secrets to keep relationships strong.!
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Whenever you are wrong-Always Accept it.!
Whenever you are right-Just Keep Quiet.!
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gud mrng frnds….
Main lafzon se kuch bhi izhaar nahi karta…
Matlab ye nahi
K mai tujse pyar nahi karta…
Chahta hu main tujhe Aaj bhi bohat…
Par teri soch me apna dil be’qrar nahi karta…
Tamasha naa ban jaye kahin meri mohabbat…
Isliye apne dard ka izhaar nahi karta…
Jo kuch mila hai main usi me khush hu…
Uske liye khuda se bhi taqraar nahi karta…
Pr kuch to baat hai uski fitrat me zaalim,
Warna use chahne ki khata baar baar nahi karta.
gd mrng dear all frndz*
hw r u all..???
Prity ji ap to live clip dekhane ke liye … Hmmmmmmmmmm…
Ek aurat Train me bache ko apna
dudh pilate hue bar bar bol rhi thi
ki,jaldi pilo varna baju vale uncle
ko pila dungi,
Sardar: o jaldi decide kar tere
chakar me 5 station age aa chuka
huuuuuuuu !!!!!!
****GOOD MORNING****
Sat shari akal admin bhi n copy to all