All You Have To Do Is Say 123
After A Few Years Of Married Life, A Man Finds That He Is Unable To Perform For His Wife.
He Goes To His Doctor, And His Doctor Tries A Few Medications, But Nothing Works.
Finally The Doctor Tells Him “It’s All In His Mind, And Refers Him To A Psychiatrist.”
After A Few Visits With The Psychiatrist, The Psychiatrist Confesses He Can Not Figure Out What Is Wrong.
The Psychiatrist Decides To Refer Him To “A Witch Doctor.”
The Witch Doctor Says: “I Can Cure This!”
He Throws Some Powder On A Flame, And There Is A Flash With Billowing Blue Smoke.
The Witch Doctor Says “This Is Powerful Healing, But You Can Only Use It Once A Year. All You Have To Do Is Say ‘123‘ And It Shall Rise For As Long As You Wish.”
The Guy Then Asks The Witch Doctor: “What Happens When It’s Over?”
The Witch Doctor Says, “All You Or Your Partner Has To Say Is ‘1234‘ And It Will Go Down. But Be Warned It Will Not Work Again For A Full Year.”
The Guy Goes Home And That Night He Is Ready To Surprise His Wife With The Good News.
So, As He Is Lying In Bed With His Wife He Says: “123“, And Suddenly His Penis Gets A Huge Erection.
With That, His Wife Turns Over And Says: “What Did You Say ’123′ For?“
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hehehe..gud joke…
Deepak bhai aap mere sbse achhe dost ho. Mere na aane par muze yaad rakhte ho.
Good joke
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Oye admin tu photo kitne baje nayi karta hai or kya repeit bhi kar raha hai
Admin bro chek… ye joke maine comment section se khola hai..recent comment se…aise nahi dikh raha….
Gd mrng frnds
hii dear friends…hw r u all?
I m fine tum sunao
me 2 f9…
nice joke
Hi varsha kaisi ho. Joke to aapko gud lga ab jara muze samza do plz.
wellwisher is not who meet u every day & talk wid u everyday…wellwisher is one who may or may not meet u,but always think of u & ur happiness..
Ryt
admin yaar is joke ko translat to kar de Hindi me. English se to acha hi hoga
don bhai..angreji meri mashaallah achhi khasi hai…but aaj shak ho raha hai… first time mere ko samjh nahi aaya…last me ladki ke kahne ka matlab kya tha?
Sahi kaha yaar. Aaj pahli baar joke samaz nhi aaya. Koi samzayega.
are us ladki ne galti se 123 n last me for (4) bol diya, toh us ladke ka tower fir se down ho gaya…
thanks deepak….actually….main standard english use kar raha tha….jab chalu wali angreji use kari to samjh aaya….lol…
admin bro joke ab jake show hua hai..
Piyush ek kaam kara karo, jab b jokes na show how, nveg pe jakar dekha karo aur batao ki same aisa hi udhar bhi hota hai ya sirf nonvegjokes.com par hi hota hai…
samjh gaya, samjh gaya…..ha ha ha ha
simple suno….
witch(jadugar ya tone totke waala) ne use ye kaha tha ki jab wo 1,2,3 bolega to uska L jab tak wo chahe tab tak khada rahega…lekin agar kisi ne 1,2,3,4 bol diya to ye ek saal tak L khada nahi hoga…. jaise hi husband ne 1,2,3 bola uska khada ho gaya…..wife ne socha ki usne 1,2,3 kyun bola…so usne angreji me..last line boli…dhyan se padho… last me ‘for’ bhi bola usne… ha ha ha ha..matlab ab husband ka L ek saal tak khada nahi hoga….
@baap re baap…dimag ka dahi jama diya admin ne…
Last line me hi 10sn thi bt ab clear hai. Thanx yaar
thanks mat bolo yara…kabhi meri khopdi me na ghuse to tum samjha dena..baat barabar….okay?
Par prince yaar dimag ka tahi to ban gya par dahi ka swab feeka hi raha. Mtlb aapke translet kam se kam joke to hargiz nai lagta. Ye sale angrej bhi ajib hote hain jis baat se hasi nai aati us baat pe sale paglo ki tarah thahaka lagate hain.D
don bhai..maine sirf matlab samjhaya hai…translate nahi kiya…. wiase is joke ka hindi version ho hi nahi sakta….
@kabhi hollywood ki comedy movies dekhi hai, khud unki hi language me? fark hai…bahut hansi aati hai….lekin gara wohi dubbed ho to samjh nahi aata aur maja bilkul kharab…
Nilesh…Collectory Form Se Jo Bhadohi Ke Liye Road Nikli Hai…Usi Road Pe…Admin ban na laga de..islye….samjhdar ho samjh jao…aur tum kaha rahte ho?
samjh gya bro….
M DURGAKUND, varanasi..
udhar aaya karta tha kabhi..aaj se do saal pahle…BHU jata tha udhar se hi hokar…durga ji ke mandir bhi jata tha…raam mandir bhi…plus ravidas park with friend…ganga ghato per bhi…bus ab wo life dubara jeene ka mann karta hai…lekin majburi dekho…jo beet gaya wo aa nahi sakta…
can’t get it !!! koi samjhayega??
upar ke comment read karo bhai…kisi ne samjhaya hai..ha ha ha ha
oh god….gm frnds
Kya hua navya oh god kyon ? Nd gm itni jaldi abhi subah hone me kafi time hai . so jao yaar.
abe admin iska hindi virsion kaha he
Dosto prsnl info. mt do. Admin ki ht jati hai.
ha ha ha ha..maine nahi diya….lol
le ab to lag gayi us lau#e ki..!
Aur shaadi manaye smjhdaar ladki se..! :P
hahahaha
Great people say “sabbra ka fal meetha hota hai”
-This is not said to have patience-
The real meaning is that
“sab” “bra” “ka” ”fal” meetha hota hai.! ;-)
MUjhe to aacha nahi laga yeah joke………
Kyon
kyunki isme ache jaisa kuch tha hi nahi….
Hahahaha are baap re baap iski to pure saal ke liye waat lag gyo
gd joke ha ha ha
suna hai par hindi version me.