Always End The Relationship Like This
Views: 19,415 - Posted on 23 Mar 2012
Girlfriend: “I Want To End Our Relationship, I Am Going To Return Everything You Gave Me”
Boyfriend: “Ok, Then Let’s Start With Kisses“
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hehehe…
Boys always ye sb krne ka hi soch skte hai :p :p
=>> hello friendss..m back :) )
@nainaaaa..hii mai aayi n u gayab??
@nilesh..hmm kya bat hai..aajkal toh aap & del ji site pe chhaaye hue ho,very gud ji
BTW ye mujh pe comment itne gusse se kyu kiya?:O
@del ji..holiday manaye ja rhe hai with bhabhi ji..waise bed break hone waali baat yad rkhiyega..hahahahahaha
@samir.hehehehe,ab confirm to hua such me bed break or gir skte hai..
@Hps ji? ?
@hi deepak ji
@heyy kashish
&
wish u all a very happy navratri .
Kaise ho aap sab?
Oye ,, kha thi itne time…?? Ek bar bata to deti….:-(:-(:-(:-(
Mai to acha hu, & tum batao kaisi ho….??? :-):-):-):-):-)
Oh shit.batana toh bhul gayi :p study me busy thi :) m also f9
To apki study puri ho gyi… PRIYA JI
Kahne ka mtlb itne km time study ki…
No,nahi hui.aap kaho to fir se jau?
Han han kyo nhi.. Jao na rok kaun rha hai….
Jao-jao madam shauk se jao…..!!!
Oye bhaga rhe ho mujhe…:’( :’( :’( :’( :’(
nahi jaati ,hehehe:p :p
Abe kyon saanp ki poonch per pair rakhata hai
Abhi padai karo is time wahi jaruri hai
heeeyy priya…hwz u???
where wer u dese dez…??
itni padhai to hm pg me b ni krte yaar….
tum mbbs crack krne k chakkr me ho kya dear???
Hii priya ji, same c u ji, hum to thee hai lekin ek masle me busy chal rahe hain.
plz yr ab koi ye mt bolna ki YE GF pichle jok wali (89 year wali) dudhiya thi n ye BF apne..,….n. Ji the…
Or dosto kya haal h ap sb k…hi priya ji kya haal h ap k…
Dhiraj ji , nilesh ji , dltd ji , wanted ji , jay , admin bro. , kashish ji , nayna ji , hps bro. kese ho ap sb..?
hello deepak g…hm thik h…aap kaise ho???
abe kyu bolunga yaar
mai to khud vo BF ban na chahta hu heheheeehehehhehehehe
Very f9.aap batao?
M f9 n u….???
Ap kya karte hai. & kha se hai…??? DEEPAK JI..
Deepak ji hum theek hain or hum apne sabhi frnds ke aabhari hain k aap sabhi hamara bhi khyaal rakhte ho.
or lund bhi to diya hoga ladke ne hehehehe
to ladki uske badle mai kya degi?????????????
anybody can answer…………hehehehe……..
Maine kb bhagaya aapko, apne pucha to humne ijajat de di…
Priya ji kaisi h aap….Nilesh to chaya hua h
Kya chhaya hu deleted bro….???
Andhera hone do chaya apne aap chali jayegi
m f9 u say?
Good one
hehehehe…………………….
@priya tum ni thi to mne bhi comments nhi kiye, m badhiya tum btao ji itna mt padha kro , speks lg jayge :P and mere xams kal finish bhi ho gye yr,,,,
@deleted ji aap kese ho aur apki wife kesi h? del ji aapke children bhi h kya?
@jay dear thanks u r very nice person…
@kashish so tumhare xams kb se h , and aaj koi comment nhi , hmmm
@dhiraj tum kahan gayab ho gaye yr. dikhayi nhi de rhe ho , kese ho aap?
@rashii tumne jate hue comment m mjhe mention nhi kiya lekin m tumhe yaad kr rhi hu… pta h mjhe roj jokes padhte ho aap..
@deepak hellow , aap kese ho?
Yes naina ji,meri shaadi bahut kam age Mein Ho gyi thi …..M.Tech wala ladka…wo bhi badhiya engg. College se…..rishte aate hi rahte the….mom…dad..ne karwa Di shaadi….
Bhuhuhuhuhu…..
:’(
naina mere xams year me 2 bar hote hei so ab june ne hain…..
tumne +2 k xams diye hain na???
Admin bro. Aj mere comnts post nh krne ki kasam le rakhi kya..3.38 ko kiya hua comnt 5.15 tk post nh hua…
Plz yr.Thoda fast post ho to accha h…ya fir mai jantar mantar pr amaran anshan ki tayari krta hu….
Soch lo bhai 1 cmnt badhana h ya 1 dost kam krna h..
Gud evening friends….
@Dosto kaise ho ap sub….???
Fullform of GIRL…???
G- Ghost
I- In
R- Real
L- Life.
Solution:- bhut(ghost) jisko pakad lete hai. Waha dawa(medicine) or duaa kuch b kam nhi aati…
Nilesh ji, wanted aur Rashi ji ko aap bhi request karo…site par aane k liye….
Wanted ji, rashiji lagta hai facebook pr bate karte hai.. so ab yha aane ke chancess bahut km lag rhe hai…
Waise b yha ke sabhi dost un logo ko yad karte hai. jisme hum b hote hai… Q….?? DEL ji.
hii nilesh kaise ho???
to tum bsc kr re ho……guddd…
ek baat btao tum bsc me b itnapadhte ho???
hm to bsc me papr se ek din phle buk uthate the…..
Agar reading nhi hogi to ache marks kaise aayenge.. Sabhi logo ko humse bahut ummide hai yar.. So ab itna to karna hi padega na..
Hume ek acha leable hashil karna hai…
&
Ap bataiye kaisi hai….???
Admin aaj tum cmt nahi kar rahe…..
Jay and Dhiraj bhi nahi aaye…..
Sonam ji bhi nahi h ….
Mein aur Nilesh bas…..
@naina me too gud…hehehe jo hoga dekha jayega :p
@kashish f9 u say?nop dear
aisa ku6 nhi hai.actually 1 bar me hi 1-2 month ki study kar leti hun..daily na karna pade isliye :p
hahahahahaha i lyk it…..!!
gud yaar mjhe to daily 4-5 hrs padhna padta h…ab to aisa lgne lga h jaise padhne k lye hi aayi hu dunia me….:-(
tum kya kr rhi ho i mean wat typ of study???
PG Diploma in computer application & u?
Upar se gussa dil se pyar karte ho,
najre chura ke dil bekrar karte ho,
lakh chupao sabse muje sab pata hai,
Roj admin k cmt karne ka intejar karte ho
abe aaj tak admin ne ek bhi comment nahi ki
sirf reply kiya h heeheheheeheehehe
ab yaar vo admin h to sabhi ko feeling aati h ki es site ka admin kaise G marvata h to is liye sab k sab uski comment ka intzaar karte h. heheheeheheeehe
specialy hum jaise log jinse ladkiya baat nahi karti.
or mai pakka keh du ki yadi vo bhi normal user banke comment karega to sab uski comment ka intzaar bhi or users ki comments ki terha hi karenge hehehehhehe
or jaha tak mai sochta hu is site ki popularity ka bhi yahi raaz h. kyo ki admin k baat karne se ye site friendly lagti h. yadi admin baat nahi karega to site MACHINE ki terha banjayegi
Aansoo bhi aaj rawani say beh rahy h
Lagta hai aaj Teri yaad ka mousam urooj per hai,
For admin
Ye Lo Bra –
Ab Khud Mat Pehen Lena,
Tumhari Girl Freind Ke Liye Hai,
Meri Taraf Se Gift……
Ab Thanks Bole Ke Rulaega Pagle.
apni girlfriend bhej de Rathhe bhonsdi ke usko pahna deta hun hehehehehehehe
Yaha chooda Ho raha h wahan…..W2H par teri lagi padi thi …..
Waqt e Rukhsat Aa gaya dil phir bhi Ghabraya nahi
Usko hum kya Khoenge Jisko kabhi paya nahi…
deletd g aapki shayri to kbhi kbhi kafi emotional hoti h…….!!
Thanks kashish ji….aap ki engagement h next month….Congrats
thank u g….
Wife goes to
superstore, sees men’s
underwear on sale. She
buys a dozen of the same color. Goes home and gives them to hubby.
Hubby protests, “Why buy me the same color?
People will think I do not change underwear!!
” Wife asks, ”Which people?”
answer — other girl friends hehehehe
Khawab, khayal, haqeeqat, yakeen, gham
aur khushiyan..
Zara si umar meri kis kis kay saath guzar gai……………..
abe or jyada umar chhiye to exersice ka yu ro mat be hehehehehe
chal ja is site se door or 5 kilometer ki dod laga k aa
hehehehhhehehe
Devendr ….tere muh me ghee shakar……but doud to kya Yaar Mein to abhi theek se chal bhi nahi sakta……
@Hey, PRIYA humse gussa ho gyi kya… Dear……???
@Humne apko galat bola Iske liye dil se SORRY Priya…
@chalo gussa chhodo b aur ab thoda sa muskura do yar….. PLESE… :-):-):-)
Thoda sa kyu khul k muskurati hu na.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe…
Bus ab aur nahi..
Gussa to nhi ho na batayi nhi…???
=>apna dant(teath) sambhalo nhi to bahar aa jayega… Itna hansogi to…
Hbhahahehehe….
Kya kr rhi ho is time… PRIYA…???
Study to nhi kr rhi….
Hahahahahahahahehehehehehe……
@nilesh no.gussa nahi hun.
&
haan padhaaku bache ji..
m study hi kar rhi hun n u?
Hum to film dekh rhe hai..
Pta nhi yar aj hume kya ho gya hai.. Ab tk 3 filme dekh chuka hu…
me doing m.sc chemistry….
Kahan hain sabhi
hello priya,naina,kashish,sonam kesi h ap log..?
happy navratri too all fnds..
Awesme lines-”So Jata Hai Har Koi Apne Kal K Liye,Par Koi Ye Nahi SochtaKi,Aaj jiska DIL dukhaya h Wo Soya Hoga Ya Nahi”ryt..?
Right & really awesome lines :)
thanx priya:)
Hi..frnds kya haal h sb k…
Nilesh ji.. Kese ho ap..?
Nilesh bro..mai rajsthan..udaipur se hu..n hamara
Marble n granite ka business (factory) h…
Dhiraj bro. Kaha ho ap..
Kashish ji cogrts..
Priya ji neina ji kese ho ap..?
Del. Bhai aj to aap kahar dha rahe ho..
Devendr bro. Kya haal h..?
Admin bro. Ap se thodi majak msti ki us k liye sorry bro.
Thanks Deepak ji..
M f9 & u…???
Hii… Dosto kya kr rhe ho ap log…???
Dosto koi online hai kya….???
**GOOD MORNING DEAR FRNDZ**
Hii.. Dosto kaise ho ap sub…???
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Girl & Boy ek hotel me sex karne ke bad ek dusre ke baho me bahe dalkar lete the..
GIRL: janu tumhe pta hai, tumhari lulli duniya ki sabse badi lulli hai..
BOY: (khus hokar) acha kahte huye khushi se uchal pra..
GIRL: jyada khush hone ki jarurat nhi hai, iske bad L**D ki category shuru hoti hai…!!!
=>Solutiom::jo santosh karna sikh liya wo duniya ka sabse sukhi insan hota hai… (ladkiyo ko chhod kar, bcz unhe kabhi santosh nhi hota..:-):-):-):-):-):-))
GUD mrng Nilesh,
2 u…!!!
gud mrng frnds…
Ishvar se prathna krta hu ki ap sb ne aj jo b accha khwab dekha..vo pura hog.
kashish ji aap MSc kar rahi h …..
Priya ji PGDCA ….
Rashi ji ka and sonam ji ka pta nahi ???
Nilesh bhi Bsc kar raha h …
Meine bhi MBA Mein admission le liya h ….ab dekho poori hogi ya nahi…..hehehe…..
Deepak tum apna business..hi dekhte Ho ya study bhi karte Ho …..
Ye admin to mujhe 10 fail hi lagta h ……HaHaHa….
Admin bro sex subject se P.HD kiye hai… DEL JI..
So daily nyi khoj karte hai sex ko lekar.:…
Hahahahahahahahehehehe…..
ok joke
notty boy..