An Old Man’s Cheating
Views: 33,976 - Posted on 25 Jun 2011
A Young Girl After Her Honeymoon Came Fully Exhausted And Tired.
Her Friends Asked Her What Happened?
She Replied: “When This 70 Year Old Bastard Told Me He Has Saved A Lot From Last 50 Years, I Thought It Was Money“
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hehehe gud
ladke aur ladkio mein sabse bada firk kya hota hai???
ladke khuleaam izzat loote hai….aur ladkia chup chup k chori chori se ladko ki izzat looti hain…
@panky(pankaj)…u r lovelyyyyyyyyyy …panky tum sach mein lovely….tumhare jaise dost k liye jaan bhi hajir hai….but abhi jaan dene k liye kahoge to mera jay aur tum aur saare dosto se bichad jaaonga…plz chhoti si jindagi hai thoda jee lena chahta hoon..:).
Hahahahaha mast hai…..
nice one!
Hahahah pehld cnfrm to kr leti hehehe
Panchhi ji wo ladki kya cnfrm kr leti ???????
Ladki matlabi thi aur kamjor b , bhudhe se hi thak gayi. Kahi humari site ka koi ( muthmar ko chhodkar) ladka hota to wo to behosh hi ho jati. Hehehe
Vo kis bare me bat kr rha tha whi
Panchhi wo apne sex karne ki energy ki baat kar raha tha
h hu hu hu
lagta hain budhe ne puri trah se pel diya
harami budha
jai hooooooooooooo
Not so gd
Budhe se ek bar mil to lo good bad sub bhul jaoge hehe
bechari ladki
Pyare Bhaiya wo ladki bechari nahi, bahut hi hoshiyar thhi. Jo logo dosti ya Rishtey Apne swarth k liye banate hai un logo ke sath aisa hi hota hai.
Hum tumse mohabbat kar ke din raat sanam rote hai
Heartbeat bro. Jindgi me aur bhi GAm hai Mohabbat ke siwa…….tc.
Muje peene ka shonk nahi peeta hu gum bhulane ko gum mere pass kam nahi peeta hu gum bhulane ko
Ek bar ustad chodumal khan sahab ne apni gf k nakhro se tang aa kar bola
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Tmse mohabbat kr k din rat sanam hum rote hai,
pahle rumal tak na dhote the ab teri panty b dhote hai
Ha ha ha jis cheez ko wo penty chupati hai use b din raat tel lga kar dhote hai
bhudhe m angre bachi thi lagta he
Kiyu mudhde-mudhde shehar sajan de aa pohnche je mudh jande ta bade hi chhangee rehna c
Budhe ka savings to mast thi, bechari ldki paise k liye sadi ki aur uska to band bj gya
good joke bechari ladki paise kamane ka short cut rasta accha tha lakin budha mein deemak jabardast tha.
hello rakesh
Rakesh ap kaha rehte ho?
Ladkiya bas aise hi fasti he
aur is kamjori ka fayda budhe ko mila
Hila k rakh diya.
Bhai Plz apna naam change kr lo, tmhare naam se is site me fis se dharmik unmad ki istiti utpan ho skti hai, fir log baba g to dhamki dene lgte hai
Hi friends,
feeling nice to cu
Another one for u…
The FBI is considering three men to be hired. They bring them in to speak with the interviewer separately. The first man comes in and sits down. The interviewer asks him "Do you love your wife?" so he replies"Yes I do, sir." "Do you love your country?" asks the interviewer. "Yes I do, sir.", interviewer continues, "What do you love more, your wife or your country?" he replies "My country, sir." The interviewer looks at the man, "Okay. We brought in your wife. Take this gun and go into the next room and kill her."
The man goes into the room, and all is silent for about 5 minutes. He comes back, with his tie loosened and he is all sweaty. He puts down the gun and leaves. The second guy comes in and sits down. The interviewer asks him the same questions, and the responses are the same. The interviewer gives him a gun, and tells him to go kill his wife. The guy puts the gun ……down and says "I can't do it…"
The third guy comes in, the same thing happens. The interviewer gives him a gun, and tells him to go kill his wife. The guy goes into the room, and BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! This is followed by a bunch of crashing sounds that end after a few minutes. The guy comes out of the room with his tie loosened, and puts the gun on the table. The interviewer looks at him and says "What happened?!?!", to which the guy replies, "The gun you gave me was filled with blanks so I had to strangle her!"
tc
3rd wale ne mouka dekh kr choka mar diya, 3rd wala hi sucha deshbhakt tha jay ho…
Admin bhai aap kaise hai ????????
Aap kuch free lag rahe hai tabi to 3-4 jokes ek din me post kar rahe hai aur comments bhi time se approve ho rahe hai. Bahut accha Admin bahi lage rahiye.
Ye mansun dhamaka hai
Abe oye Haramkhor, Kameene, Kutte tere kaan me kya kishi ne Lund Ghused rakha hai jo kishi ki baat tumko sunayi nahi de rahi hai ???????????
Jay bhai aise free to admin har roz ho taki hum log jab b site par aaye to naye jokes aur naye comment padhne ko mileye kyu dosto maine sach bola na
Hehehehe
Santa ne Megazine parhte hue pas leti Bivi ki choot mein Ungli kardi..
Wife: Jano sex ka Mood hy?
Santa: Nahi Page palatne k liye ungli geeli ki hai:P
Santa ne fir se chutiyapanti chalu kr di, pappu se ku6 to seekhna chahiye
Dear All Frnds,
NEVER KISS A LADY POLICE,
SHE WILL SAY,HANDS UP.
NEVER KISS A LADY DOCTOR,
SHE WILL SAY,NEXT PLS.
ALWAYS KISS A LADY TEACHER,
SHE WILL SAY,REPEAT IT 5 TIME.
Isiliye to pappu teacher se masti krta hai
@ RAshii ji Aap ki yaad main ek shair arz hai.
Today is Sunday, tommorow is Somwar.
Wah wah wah!!!!!
Today is Sunday, tommorow is Somwar..
I Miss u Yaar I Miss u Yaar.. ;->
@jay,..chalo tumhari second wish he sahi.@savvy(savita),nice story..
@panky and shivi tc!
@pyaremohan(P.M)..ha ha ha…mayawati delhi mein 140 ki raftar se unde deti hai ha ha ha!.
@divya,..tum acchi ladki ho main kucch aur type ki ladkio ki baat kar raha tha..iss duniya mein teen tarah k log hotein hain…uncivilized….civilizing….civilized….or..immature…..maturing…..matured….anyways….upar dekho niche mat dekho nai toh dar lagega..he he!!….bole to kisike physical relation pe jada dimag mat daudao unke pyaar ko dekho…..
Sahi bat hai dhiraj
Dhiraj yar,
Jo Pappi De Us Ki Pappi Lelo
Or
Jo Pappi Na De Us Ki Zabardasti Lelo….
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Wazir-E-Pappi
Jay….
Magar jay maja tabhi aata jb ladki apni marji se de "ki$$"
Shivendra bro. tum sahi kah raha hai lekin jab Ki$$ nahi de rahi ho aur Nakhre kar rahi ho to Jabardasti to karna hi padega……hehehe
Dherya ka fal meetha hota hai, baba g ko hi dekh lo meethe fal k liye kitna wait kr rahe hai
hehehehe
Ek aadmi bede he mood me waiter se kaha : “Yaar Waiter ek Sexy Chai Pilade”
Waiter: Sorry Sir,magar Hamere yaaha Ghai aur Bhaish ka dudh aatha he Bipasha ka nahi!!
Bipasha to purani ho gayi agr peena hi to sonaksi sinha ka piyo
Nahi jay bhai bipasha ka dudh nahi chahiye wo expire ho chuka hai agar pilana hai to katrina, priyanka, sonakshi ,kareena jaisio ka pilao
@Shivendra bro. n all students
If ever u start missing
Ur school days,
Ur class
Ur friend circle
Ur canteen or anything abt ur sko0l life, then
just
Open ur report cards
Sara Nasha Utar Jaayega……..hehehehe
Kaisha laga mera idea ???????????
Jay yad dila rahe ya dara rahe ho
@ Dhiraj…..
I M Sending A “ LUN“ 4 U.
L= Lot Of Love.
U= Unlimited Care.
N= Never Ending Of Friendship.
So Get My “LUN“And Enjoy Yourself..
@Jay , tujhko jo paya toh jeena aya..he he!
kya hua jo tum dikhte nahi.,
kya hua jo yeh kaan tumhein suntein nahi .,
kya hua hum banhon mein miltey nahi,
par ae mere dost dil ki pukar kavi dil na sune…aisa hota nahi…urs………….:).
Admin bhai Aaj aapne jo joke post kiya hai "Santa in USA chakk de phatte" Uske Aage ki story ye mera wala joke ho sakta hai (Jisko aapne abhi tak approve nahi kiya hai). Agar esko thada sa modify kar denge jaise ki Ladies Police Officer ne Santa ki pakadkar Jell me dal diya aur police walo se boli ki eski acchi tarha se dunayi karo aur dher sare kesh thok do……..
Bhai aapko kya batana ye to wahi wali baat ho jaayegi jaise ke suraj ko deepak dikhane wali baat hai…
Mai esliye kah raha hun kee es joke ko "Santa in USA chakk de phattey next Episode" banakar post karenge to bahut maza aayega…..
abe par joke kidha rhai i mean next part
Admin bhai mai es joke ki baat kar raha hu jo "SAnta in USA Chaak de pahtte" ka next part ho sakta hai jo abhi v aapne Approve nahi kiya hai>>>>>>>>>>
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June 26, 2011 at 11:13 am
Hey friends!!!!!!!!!
Police wala thanay mein ek Santa ko bohot maar raha tha…!
Aur us per bohot saare ilzaam laga raha thhe..
Isi dauraan usko Phone aaya ke us ke Ghar beta paida hua hai..
Phone sun kar us ne doosron polish walo ko bataya..
Ye sun kar Santa Ghussay Se Cheekha..
“Daal De Daal De..†Ye Case bhi mere opper daal de.
hmmmmmmm bhai ye kya kiya aapne ???????????
behanchod budde ne 50 saal se bacha rakha tha. chod.chod ke ladki ka to bharta bana diya hoga or apne mard makhan.[ maal ] se jj ladki ko nehla diya hoga.
yr tum sab ………………………. ho.
Saccha Dost wo Hota hai jo
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Exam me Aapke Paas wali Window ke Saamne aake Bole?
?
Abey Kitna Likhega, Jaldi Chal Teri Wali jaa Rahi hai
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Someone asked Shakespeare:
"U Married a girl elder than u. Why?
He showed him a calender n said "A week has 7days. Can u say which day is younger, either sunday or saturday?
So, love comes from heart not in age. Love has no age.
MORAL- Senior girls are also available 4 boys.
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Teachar-"mai teri jaan nikal dungi" ka future tense kya hoga?
Student- tu, saali hath laga ke to dikha..
Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga.