Answers Of Little Johny

Views: 3,131 - Posted on 24 Jul 2009

One Girl Ask To Johny : Woh Kya Hai Jo Cow Ke Paas To Four Hai Par Mere Pass Two?

Johny: Legs

Girl : Woh Kya Hai Jo Tumhari Jeans Mein To Hai Par Meri Jeans Mein Nahi?

Pappu: Paisi

Girl : Woh Kya Hai Jo Log Din Mein Karne Ki Jagha Raat Ko Bistar Par Karte Hain?

Pappu: Neend Poori Karte Hain.

Girl : Woh Kya Hai Jo Ladki Pehli Baar Karwate Hue Dard Ki Wajah Se Ro Padti Hai?

Johny: Kaan Main Chedd

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