Answers Of Little Johny

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One Girl Ask To Johny : Woh Kya Hai Jo Cow Ke Paas To Four Hai Par Mere Pass Two?

Johny: Legs

Girl : Woh Kya Hai Jo Tumhari Jeans Mein To Hai Par Meri Jeans Mein Nahi?

Pappu: Paisi

Girl : Woh Kya Hai Jo Log Din Mein Karne Ki Jagha Raat Ko Bistar Par Karte Hain?

Pappu: Neend Poori Karte Hain.

Girl : Woh Kya Hai Jo Ladki Pehli Baar Karwate Hue Dard Ki Wajah Se Ro Padti Hai?

Johny: Kaan Main Chedd

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7 Responses to "Answers Of Little Johny"

  1. abhi says:

    tm b apni neeyat pappu ki tarah saaf rakho…

  2. Abhi says:

    Interesting and big minded joke

  3. s singh says:

    pappu bete sabaash.

  4. simran says:

    decent pappu so sweet..

  5. Asif says:

    Oye admin, yeh joke phir se padhkar dekh. Ladki ne Johny se sawal pucha, lekin beech me Pappu kahan se aa gaya?

  6. Matrix says:

    hahaha mast joke tha. ladki jhony ko line maar rhi hai pr jhony samjh nhi paa rha.

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