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Hamare Pyare Dost Jay Ko To Aap Log Bhule Nahi Honge, Jiski Girlfriend Ne Uski Gaand Fad Dali Thhi.
Uski Ka Ek Aur Kissa Aaj Aap Logo Ko Sunane Ja Raha Hun.
Jay Ke Pados Mein ICICI Bank Ki Branch Thhi, To Usmein Ek Mast Patakha Item Thi Jo Accounts Bhi Kholti Thhi.
Jay Ne Mujh Se Pcuha: “Yaar Koi Scheme Batao Jis se Usko Pataya Jaye?”
Aur Mene Usko Ek Idea Diya Jis Se Ye Pata Chal Jaata Ki Ladki Kitni Chalu Hai.
Jay Jaa Pahuncha Bank Mein Aur Usko Jake Bola.
Jay: “Mam, Daalne Mein Jyada Interest Aata Hai Ya Nikalney Mein?”
Aur Ladki Ka Jawab Sun Ke Bechara Jay Behosh Hote Hote Bacha.
Ladki Smile Karte Hue: “Ji, Vese To Daal Kar Jyada Der Tak Rakhne Mein Interest Jyada Hota Hai”
To Bhai Logo Uske Teesere Din Jay Uske Saath Lunch Kar Raha Tha, Aur Hume Kya Mila Thenga.
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Friends, Aap Logo Se Main Ek Baat Puchna Chahata Tha Ki, Kya Aap Logo Ko Mere Aur Aas Pass Ke Logo Ke Uper Is Tahra Ke Jokes Sun Kar Maja Aata Hai?
Yar Fir Aap Log Chahte Hi Ki Har Joke Mein Real Person Ki Jagha Main Santa Banta Jaisi Characters Use Karu?
Aap Logo Ki Suggestion Aur Pasand Mujhe Batayegi Ki Future Mein Kis Tarha Se Aap Logo Ko Joke Send Karu. Par Iska Matlab Ye Nahi Hai Ki Santa Banta Bilkul Hi Gayab Ho Jayega.
Farak Itna Rahega Reality Ke Jokes Main Reality Ke Uper Hi Banaunga, Aur Most Funny Jokes Santa Banta Par, Bcoz Unka Naam Sunke Hi Chehre Pe Muskan Aa Jati Hai.
Kon Kahta Hai Ki Aaj Ke Time Mein Bhole Bhale Aur Shareef Ladke Nahi Milte - Khud Ye Joke Pad Ke Batao Ki Is Se Seedha Sadha Aur Bola Ladka Kahi Mil Sakta HaiOr Share With Your Friends On FacebookSome More Dhansu Jokes :)
- For God Sake Please Stop Calling
Husband: “Honey, Why Is Broken Condom Laying On The Sofa?” Wife Tensed: “Where? ..- Maa Baap Ka Sayana Beta
Maa Baap Apne 6 Saal Ke Bete Se: “Beta So Ja Nahi To Bhoot Aa Jayega” Beta: “Aap L ..- Bhagwan Ji Aur India Ka Survery
Bhagwan Ne Duniya Banayi Aur Bhul Gaya. Aur Apne Mein Mast Ho Gaya Par Ek Din Usne Socha Ki Main Dha ..- Waaah Kya Nazara Hai
Zindagi Mein Kuch Cheeze Esi Hoti Hai Jinhe Sirf Dekhte Rahne Ka Dil Karta Hai, Yakeen Kijiye Is Sex ..- Ladkiyo Ki Haqeekat, Truth Of Girls
Dosto Ladkiyo Ki Sachhayi Tumhe Batata Hun Ye Ladkiyaan Bhi Kitni Chalaak Hoti Hai, Apne 16 Rs Litre ..Receive Daily Jokes By eMail
real person ka naam dalo aur santa banta ki gaand me goli maro. users ke nam pe joke banane se maza ayega. haha
pehli baar kisi site me aisa mast suggestion puchaa gaya hai shayad.
jake kya yar gand2 kar rha h admin jake ki galti nahi h is bechare ko bahot bada sadma laga h iski gand ka chhed.(hole)bada honese.hahahahahahahaha
hehehe Khan gud jawab
abe oye jay agli baar tujhe uss ladki k saath dekha to…to saari ladkio ka kidnap kar loonga…ha ha ha…….agar unn ladki se milna hai to sabse pehle mujhse milna padega ha ha!!
dekh le dhiraj tera jay kesa hai aur tu uske liye marta rahta hai
hehe admin tune mujhe pehchana ya nhi?
nop nahi pahchana…. khud hi bata de re bhaya kon hai tu
Abe mere Pappu ka to tum bhi Deewana hai, uski hamesha tareef karte phirta hai…hehehe
abe hehe 2012 tak wait kar le teri prob apne ap solve ho jayegi
@admin real characters ko joke m dalne se acha v lagta h aur hume tumhare dil me hum sab dosto k presence ka ehsaas hota h, so keep it up.
hehehehe ok fir agla joke tere par hehehehehe
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bhai logon aur malon ap sbhi n apna bahumulya vot apne dost ko diya aur ouse jitane ki kosis ki,
ish k liye sukarya
AUR
ish show mithi chhuri k winner hain,
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jinho ne apne pure partibandhiyon ko buri tarike s hara k ye MITHI CHHURI ka taj apne sr rkha h,,
ishi liye ,,PANCHHY,,ko bahut bahut badhayi
PANCHHY ko– 10– vote milen
RASHI—— 1
DIVYA—— 0
DHIRAJ—– 1
divya hi aisi h jinhe ek v vot nhi mila,kya ab divya k bindas se koi nhi khota apna hoso hwas
aur ant m ap sbhi ko thnx jinhone vot diya aur jinhone vote nhi diya
byeeee
fir milenge 1 nye SHOW k sath
JPR
hahaha laeki to bahut chalu nikli., jai in 3 dino m tune aisa kya kar dala k wo ladki tere sath lunch k liye taiyar ho gyi…. Kahi tune use propose to nhi kar diya ….
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Rakhi badhwane k liye hehe aur dalna chodiyo matt
Nahi Vinay bhai hume Bhadwane ka shouk nahi hai, hum to bash kewal Kholne ka shook rakhtey hai.
Bhai Wo ladki 3 dino me hi esliye pat gayi ke humne kaha ki hum Aaapke hi Bank me Account kholna chaahtey hai aur Bahut Lambaa Amount dalenge Aur hum kewal Daal kar chor denge, Aapki marji jab chahe nikal liya kijiyega…..
Jay sab sach bata de ki us ladki ne tere ko bhaiya bola tha aur sharam ke mare to usko Rakhi ka advanced treat de raha tha
Bhai Lagta hai teri Yaadast kamjor ho gyai hai. Jyada "G" Marwayega to yahi haal hoga. Ab dusaro ko idea dene ke sath-Sath apne liye bhi koi ladki pata.
Nahi to bhai tera kya, Abhi to tum G.F ko Bahan bana rahe ho. Kabhi Aisa bhi karne lagoge ki Kishi ki Bahan ko usi ki G.F bana doge. Phir kya Abhi to hum 2-4 dost hi teri Gand martey hai phir Airey-Gairey sabhi teri Phadne lagenge……….tc.
Real charactor use karo, chahe wo mai hu ya aur koi, panchii g par ek joke bna do
us par mene ek bar banaya tha joke uske sare pankh hi jadd gaye thhe sadme se
Konsa joke banaya tha?
hehehe
admin plzz 1 joke panchhi pe phir se bana daal jisse panchi puri jadd jaye.hehehehe
oye mujse koi problem h kya tm logo ko?mere pr joke bnane ko kyu bol rhe ho aur site pe aur v gals h na
Nahi rey meri Kabootari tujhse kisi ko koi v problem nahi hai, Bash hum sabhi tumko Behad pyar kartey hai esliye kah rahe hai, ye hum logo ka terey liye pyar hai na ki koi jalan ya problem.
Meri Kabootari tum bhi ye baat sach-sach batana ki tumko bhi humse pyar hai ki nahi ???????????
yaar very very very good jokes kya khwho yaar you are god thanks hehehehe santa and banta ko chod do yar
jay kya ho rha h kesa lga jokes vese mujhe to acha lga hehehehehhahahahohoho
hehehehe.
Admin apne users ke naam dala kro khas kar jay keisse. Kaise wo bachpan se bada hua lund lele kar
Abe Loodu "L" chush-chush kar bada tu huwa hai Aur ulta tum mujhe kah raha hai……hehehe
@jake….tum jay to nahi ho na???? waise tumhara bhi naam accha hai..jake..waah!!
@vinay,…jay ne to mujh par tan man..except dhan sab kucch loota diya hai…aur usne lootaya aur main uske nashe mein loot chuka hoon…waise 2012 mein saari ladkia gayab ho jaye to tum kya karoge he he….main kabi-2 sochta hoon bhagwan ne ladkia na banayi hoti to tum sab kaise rehte…ha ha ha!!..@admin, jay ko agargalfriend mil bhi gayi to woh mujhse utna hi pyaar karega jitna abhi..
@samir…ab ladko k g### pe mujhse kiss karwaoge ha ha ha..
Dhiraj aaj mujhe tumpar Garva ho raha hai ………..I Love You………. I Love You……….I Love You……….I Love You……….I Love You……….I Love You……….I Love You……….I Love You……….I Love You……….I Love You……….I Love You……….I Love You……….I Love You……….I Love You……….I Love You……….I Love You……….I Love You……….I Love You……….I Love You……….I Love You……….I Love You……….I Love You……….I Love You……….I Love You……….I Love You……….I Love You……….I Love You……….I Love You……….I Love You……….I Love You……….Chal ab ek Rash bhara kiss de dey mai sone jaa raha hun… Qki teri bhootani mera intzar kar rahi hai …by by good night
yaar admin, best idea hai fnds ke naam dalne ka….bus feeling ka dhyan rakhiyo..aur khuch nahi banaye ja joke aur liye ja maze….bus mijhe baksh diyo mere bhai……
hehehehehehe
@jay….4….u…
…Bheege hont tere,
…pyaasa dil mera,
…tuhi meri pyaas
….tuhi mera jaam,
….kabhi mere saath koi raat gujar,
….tujhe subhah tak mein karoon pyaar..haaan!! woh oh oho wo oh ohho yea woho ohho….ha ha ha.
Dhiraj Goog Night !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
abe sabse kameena ladka ka competition karwa usme mere vote sabse jyada aayenge hehehe
Nahi Raj bro. tum kameena ladka ka competition nahi Jeet pawoge usme Samir ko sabse jyada Vote milenge.
Haa agar es site ka sabse Bakwaas aur Bheja fry karen wale Ladke ka competition karaya jaay to tumko usme sabse jyada vote milenge…….hehehe
Jay bro ye baat tumhe kisne batayi teri girl frnd ne????? ufffffff ye ladkiya apne pet me kuch nhi rakh sakti
Haa Raj bro. meri girl frnd ne hi mujhe batayi hai, Aur meri Girl frnd se ye baat teri Girl frnd ne baatayi hai:P
hehehe nice ans
kuch log missing hai bahut dino se jaise lofer,sheela banjara, kahin unlogo ka murder 2 movie wala haal to nhi ho gaya, aur karo dhandha
aur hamara matrix tu kaha gayab ho gya ……… hmm lagta hai awara kutte pakadne walo k hath lag gya h
hmmmmmmmm Tab to becharey Matrix ki help karni chahiye……
help kis baat ki yaar wo ander rhe isi me uski bhalai h warna bahar rahta to use dekhkar bade bade kutte waise hi apna lar tapka rahe the uska haralpopu ho jata samjha na use kutto wali van me hi rahne do
Nahi Raj bro. Agar humne help nahi kiya to Becharey Matrix ka Ven wale Awara kutte hi uska haralpopu kar denge wo bhi bina kisi sefty ko follow kiye bina, phir hame apne ek frnds ki Gand se hath dhona padega. Waise bhi yaha par Gand ka Akaal pada huwa hai aur upar se Admin bhi Nakhrey dikhane laga hai.
Ek Dialog mar rha hu …………. latest hai umeed hai aaplogo ko pasand aayengi
Mujhpar ek ehsaan karna
ki kabhi koi ehsaan mat karna #####
isko ese likhna tha be…
Ho sake to mere dost mujh par ye ek ehsaan karna,
bas zindagi bhar mere pe ab aur koi ehsaan na karna
hope u like it hehehehe
abe like ka sign kidhar h dikh nhi rha hai……jaise hi dikhe mujhe bta diyo me uspar click kar dunga
Like ka sign idhar hi hai be aur 2 logo ne like bhi kiya hai..
Abe Admin kidhar hai Like ka sign ???? Humko bhi to dikha dey, tabi to jo pasand aayegi usko click karnege.
har joke ke niche Facebook Like ka button hai to
Bhai joke ke niche to koi Like ka button nahi hai, haa joke ke Right side me Search NonVeg Jokes aur Make New Friends Online ke beech me "Like us on FaceBook" ka column hai lekin wo to click hi nahi ho raha hai.
Arey Jay Miya, kyu dara raha hai re tu mujhe… esa nahi ho sakta :(
ye bata konse browser mein site ko kholta hai be tu…. aur pahle apni facebook ki ID mein login kar aur fir nonveg khol to shayad button dikhe tujhe yar
agar ab bhi nahi dikh raha to mere ko mamla gahrayi mein kale check karna padega aur sort karna padega hmmmmm
Bhai mai direct Internet Explorer se hi site open karta hun. Mozilla Firefox se site bahut slow open hoti hai esliye usko use nahi karta hun. Aur mai din me apne office ke net connection se comment karta hun jisme Facebook open nahi hoti hai.
tabhi tere ko like button nahi dikhta bhai….
kyunki vo connect hi face book se hota hai… aur facebook hi tumhare office mein blocked hai isi wajah se problem aa rahi hai
abe cmt like karne ki baat kar rha tha joke nhi be
teri gand mein danda bhonsdi ke…. :(
Admin Bhai,
Good Morning!!!!!!!!!
Raj bro. ki baat v sahi hai, Joke ke sath – sath comment Like ka bhi option hona chahiye, Jis se hum users ko ye to pata chalta ki humarey comments ko reader / frnds kitane like kartey hai.
Jarur… jaldi hi is bare mein sochna shuru karta hun
Arey Bhai tum kyu weekend me meri band baja deta hai? Aaj friday ki vajah se mai purey din apni GF aur dosto ke sath busy thha aur mere absence me tum mere nonvegi frnds ke beech me meri chugali kar raha hai aur kah raha hai ki Jay to idea maine diya aur mujhe kya mila Thenga ??????
Kyu maine jo deposit kiya thaa uska interest 9 months baad tumko hi to mila Pappu ke Roop me….hehehehe
Bhai mai tera wo Eahsaan puri life nahi bhool sakta hun jo tume etana Mast Patakha Maal ko patane ka idea diya thha.
Bhai Joke Mein Real Person ya koi bhi naam dalo bas apne users ke Cheharey par Hanshi aur Muskurahat aani chahiye Bas jok me Real Person ka name daltey samay uski filling ko dhayn me jarur rakhna………..tc.& Good Night
Kyuki mai bahut thaka huwa hun aur need bhi aa rahi hai so bhai n dosto mai ab chala sone. by by good night again.
It means chutiiya santa tu hi hai hehe
Nahi yaar mai abhi bachelor hun aur Santa to Shadishuda hai.
Razz ki Baat to ye hai kee______ Bank wali se mera Phys. Relationship 3 months hi chala ki uski Shadi Santa se ho gayi aur phir uski shadi ke 7 month baad hi wo Pappu paida ho gaya. Tabhi to yaar Apna Pappu etana intelligent hai , Aakhir Beta to mera hi hai…….hehehehe
vo hi ghum fir ke bat yehi ati hai ki santa tu hi hai
Abey teri Buddhi (memory) ko kya ho gaya hai, Lagata hai ki tumne Mutthmar ki Society join kar liya hai.
Hmmmm jay
ab samjha lgta h kl tu din vr bhimraj ka luna chus rha tha tbhi to tera dimag bda slow ho gya h re, tbhi to tu apna luna ko admn m ghusane k jaghe apne gand m ghusa rha h be LODU,
ghuma fira kr tuhi to pappu ka bap yane santa bn rha h
JPR
Abe oye Lulli Prasad Samir!!!!!!!
Bivi kya tujhko chor kar chali gayi, tera dimag bhi uske sath hi chala gaya? Aur Tillu, Pillu ki Potty saaf kartey – kartey unki potty tere dimag me ghush gayi hai jo tera bhi dimag kaam nahi kar raha hai.
Abe Mehnat meri thhi, Aur Pappu ka baap santa hai.
Jaise mai teri BiVi ka purana Aashiq hun, Ye tum bhi Jaanta hai, Aur Tillu Pillu meri mehnat ke nateeze hai ye bhi tum jaanta hai, Aur Unka Baap kaun kahlata hai? "TUM" yaani Samir Tumko hi sabhi Log Tillu, Pillu ka Baap kahtey hai.
Ab to Baat samajh me aa gayi hogi ??????????????
Good Night My Friends Have a Sweet Dreams.byeee
Admin bhai n Dear All Friends,
Good morning & have a nice weekend !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ Dhiraj_________
Ishq karnay k bhi Apne-Apne Andaz hotay hain.
Jagti ankhoon mai bhi kuch khawab hotay hain.
Har koi Roo dey ye Jaruri to nahi..
Khushk Ankhoon mai bhi saylab hotay hain……..tc dear.
Ek Suggestion Meri Tarf Se Bhi… Kyun Na Sante-Bante Ko Real Charecters Ke Sath Mix Kar Diya Jaaye?
For Example:
Santa:Oye ! Tune Wo Item Dekhi? Mast Bobe Hain Yaar Uske.
Jay: Haa..Bobe To Mast Hain Lekin Latke Lagte Hain.
Banta: Haa Yaar…Aisa Kyun?
Raaj:Kuchh Khas Nahi Bus Hum Dono Ke Baaye Haath Ka Kamaal Hai.
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hmm, Bro you are right and i m gettings lots of mail bcoz yesterday i asked the question to my Email readers.
So wait for few days .. lets see ki maximum log kya kahte hai
Is Se Ek Fayda Ye Hoga Ki Continuity Ban Jaayegi…Aur Joke Ka Akaal Bhi Nahi Padega.. He He He.. Sense Of Humour Hai Hi Bro…Kuchh Ideas Cooments Se Bhi Liya Ja Sakta Hai. Matlab Ek Puri Tarah Badli Hui Website Jaha Sabki Taste Hai.
hmmmm ek kam aur kar bhai tu apni G bhi idhar sale pe laga ek aur naya taste aa jayega hehehehehe
sahi kha saali ne daal kar jyada der tak rakhne mein bahut hi maja aata hai
dheeraj u ladka or ludki??????
admin m aapke jokes title dekhker read kerta hu ager title intersting lagta h than only i read that joke so take care of d title of jokes u upload here…..
Beta jay bhai player he esa wesa mat samjo….
CHACHA Tushar Aapki baat kuch samajh me nahi aayi……….