Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Aur Ko Dukh Na Do
Views: 33,886 - Posted on 04 Oct 2011
Sex Karte Hue Biwi Ko Shaq Hua Ki Bacha Jaag Raha Hai,
Biwi Ne Husband Ko Bola To Usne Bache Ko Doosre Kamre Mein Lita Diya,
Sex Karne Ke Baad Jab Husband Vapis Bache Ko Lene Gaya To Dekha Ki Bachha Mutth Mar Raha Hai
Husband Gusse Se: “Oyee, Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu?”
Bachha Guuse Se Bola: “Apna Kaam Apne Haath Se Kar Raha Hu, Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Maa Nahi Chod Raha“
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acha joke h.
jay dear mny mny happy returns of the day, may god bless u dear,
sabse pahle site ke god father admin ji ko pyare mohan ka pyar bhara namaskar tatha admin ji aur mere sabhi anmol sathiyon ko Durga nawami ki hardik shubh kamnayen.
sorry bahut dino baad comment kar raha hun, kyoki school main jyada busy ho gaya hun isliye site per aane ka time nahin milta hai.abhi do dino ki leave hai to sabse pahle mujhe aap sabhi ki yad aayi. kaise hain mere sabhi sathi.
reply jarur karna sabhi.
sab bhadiya and mast hai aur tune hehe bataya nahi ki tu skool mein padta hai be hehehehe main to tujhe aadmi samjhta thha
Hi pyarmohan ji hum to thik hain ap btayie?
abe, mai to 8 dino se brahmchari bnkr hu, lekin yaha aakr to vrat v tut jaata hai :(
hahahahahahaha
beta jab tu baap banega to pata chal jayga
Ok joke
Good jokes
unko kuch jada hi aag lagi hogi and rashii hum thik hai but ap bato kaise ho?
jay apko janamdin ki hamari tarf se dero shubhkamnaye
Hello frendz.
@old is gold….
@rashi ji sun ke bada dukh hua ki apka bf nhi hai..apne bas ek baar muj se keh ke to dekha hota….
“““““`HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAY ONCE AGAIN……….
@JAY tumhe ek english mp3 gift karunga aaj.. mera fv hai…email check kar lena..
mujhe nahi pata tumhe wo kaisa lagega but…jab bhi mujhe yaad karna uss mp3 ko sun lena…ok!!..mujhe behad pasand hai woh….pls meri khatir sun lena …aur batana kaisa laga…agar suna hua hai to thik hai..but mujhe yaad kar lena jab bhi yaad aae…
i hate u like i love u…ha ahahahahaha!!!!tc:)
Dhiray yaar tu kisi galat address par ye sab cheze bhej raha hai kya???
Mujhe to tera bheja huwa bday Cake bhi nahi mila hai……..buhuhuhu
Check kar kiske yaha Delivery huyi hai…..
hahaha
mast jok hai…
jay bhai aapne party ka location nahi bataya.
vaise aaj main khali tha party me aajata.
Yaar Cobra mujhe sabse jyada khusi tumko dekh kar huyi hai. Aur mere bahi suna kaha etane dino tak gayab thha, Kahi Gang repe walo ne kidnap to nahi kar liya thha ???
Jay bhai happy b’day…..”aapko aashirwad mile badon se, sahayog mile chhoton se. Khushiyan mile jag se, pyaar mile sab se. Daulat mile rab se, yahi dua hai dil se.” HAPPY BIRTHDAY jäý.
Thanks Hps bhai…..
nice joke admin ji
Good Morning! Admin Bhai, Raj bro. Pyare bhiya & Amit K. ji………
Baki ke frnds kaha hai ? Shayad we sab Abhi tak Soo rahe hai:))
hehe abe sota nhi to kya karta teri party jo itni jabardast thi,mera b’day gift kaisa lga tuje 9″ lamba pura mast packing k sath tuje diya tha waise tera pura naam jay yadav h kya
@ addy – thanx
Raj bro. tujhe mere bday par wahi Condom Gift dene ko mila thha???
Yaar Tune Apna Gift batakar meri confusion dur kar diya nahi to mai ye Soch raha thha kee kish Gandu ne ye Condom gift me diya hai?? Maine to bina condon k kabi kisi ki “G” nahi mari hai Bas 2-3 dosto ko chorkar :))
hello friends gud morning and jay bro apke janamdin ki party kaise rahi. or raj bindas. bro apne kal nilesh urf nalini ko mast jawab
diya.
or pyare mohan bhai ap kaise hai? or admin kaise hai app? or baki friends ko itna kehna chata hu ki ap ka din shubh ho…
@JAY yeh tum kya keh rahe ho..main to tumhare add. pe bhej raha hoon…ek mp3 bhi bheja tha..voh batana mila ki nahi ..nahi to dubara bhejna padega….ek new mail kar do mujhe….jay kabi kabi tumse darr lagta hai…wanted ko chhodkar….iski wajah bhi hai…mera naam bhale hi dhiraj hai..but uss dhiraj mein ek….beautiful soul…p***l basti hai….usse dukh hota hai….agar tum mujhe dear lovely dhiraj bulao to accha lagega…..nahi to koi mujhe gali de to kitna hurt hoga….koi ladki mujhe hurt kdkoare ya na kare mujhe phark nahi padta….par ek ladka karta hai to bada hurt hota hai…..tumhare ane se pehle kai ladko ilne meri bura bhala kaha tha……isliye yeh dil tumhare jaise kisi
pyare ladke k intejar main hai…kon hoga woh?????….ankhein to sbhi k pass hoti..par jo aankhein kisi k aankhon na padh paye woh kis kaam k…..kya iss duniya mein koi dusra jay hai.mere liye..kya koi dusra Dhiraj hai tumhare dosti k liye…….jay…tc…ek new mail kar k dekh lena…
Ab to tere es comment ko padhkar mujhko tumse dar lagne laga hai:))
Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi….
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
Hi frnds kaise ho?
koi mujhe miss nhi karta sab mujhe bhul gaye hau :’(
hahahahahahaha yaar badaa hi khatarnaak joke he ye to.
hahahaa