Apple Khane Ka Nuksan
Views: 6,796 - Posted on 06 Dec 2010
Doctor Kahte Hai Apple Khao, Par Baba Saxidas Kahte Hai Ki Apple Bahut Hi Khatarnal Chiz Hai
Aaj Baba Saxidas Aapko Apple Khane Ka Nuksan Bateynge, Puri Detail Mein
Aaple Khane Se Vitamins Aayenge
Vitimins Aane Se Jyada Takat Aayegi
Taakat Aane Se Tum Kaam Jyada Karoge
Kaam Jyada Karoge To Paisi Jyada Kamayoge
Paisi Jyada Ayenge To Bahut Si Ladkiyo Ke Chakkr Mein Padd Jaoge
Ladkiyo Ke Chakkar Mein Pade To Sex Bhi Kiya Karoge
Jyada Lakiyo Se Sex Karoge To AIDS Ho Jayega
Aur Agar AIDS Ho Gaya To Maut Pakka Hai, Koi Bachav Nahi
To Bacho Isliye Hamari Salah Hai Apple Mat Khaya Karo
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Apple k itni demerit mujhe aj pta chali
Hiiii Admin Sir
wo aap debate karwane ki kah rahe the jisme v can give each others Cell # to any one
pls consider it
Thx
Hi anuj ji
Rashii dear apne reply nahi diya
Hi piyush ji main delhi se belong kerti hu per 2yrs se delhi mai nhi hu per jati rehti hu delhi
@spicy dear welcome back. Kaha thi aap bahut miss kiya yaar tumko. Mumbai aake b muje nahi mili.
@Puneet dear, aajkal comment karne ka mann nahi karta
ab to kele khane padenge aids se bachne k liye…hahaha…LADKIYON AB FAST KARO….AIDS MUJHSE DARTA HAI SO CAN EAT EVERY LAND ND WATER FRUIT…maine apne hand pe 1yr pehle infected needle se tatoo karwaya mere father bole jaa mar tujhe aids ho gaya…woh tatto mumbai written hai coz mumbai mere khoon mein hai..but m energetic nd healthy guy…aids hoga mere jute ko..hahahaha.
Oye DHIRAJ koi dad apne bete ko aesa bolta hai kya k ja tuje aids ho jaye???
Hi anchal.. My hu na..
Papayas r good than apples.. Kyus sexidas?
Bakwaas Joke… Apple nhi khaoge to maar jaoge… Apple khaane se fayde hai naa ki nukshaan.
ye to pata chala ladkon ko apple se aids hota hai…….
ladkion ko kya nahi khana chahiye panchhijeeeee……..
Actually yaar ladkiya kuch v khale unhe koi frq ni padta bt unhe aids na ho isliye unhe kamine type ladke k sath wo ni krna chahiye aur kare to v apne partner ko condom laga kare…..usme hi naari jati ki bhalayi hai…..
yaar tum to bhed bhav kar rahi ho
condom lagane se sirf nari jaati nahi poori manavjati ke liye acha hai
Par yaar pankaj usne puchha to ladkhyo k bare me tha na….or rhi bat condom ki to yaar sirf condom pehne se aids par pura control aa jaega aesa ni ho sakta kyuki india ki kai hospitals mein docs aids k patient ko injection dene k bad enjection ki syringe ko fenk ne ki jagah use dusre patient par jo k aids ka patient ni hota us par use krte he or fir uski vajah se us ki biwi ya pati or aane bache ko v aids lg jata hai…..jiske karan un bichare bhole bhale logo ki puri lyf brbad ho jati hai
ye bhi to patachale ki ladkion ko kya nahi khana chahiye…panchhijeeee……
Vese yaar aarush junk food nd drink n smoking ni krni chahiye kisi ko v ha lekin usase aids hota h ya nhi ye to baba sexi h bata skta hai
spicychick dear hum sirf itna hi chahte hai ki aap waha jaake hum bhul na jaaye hume comments karte rehna
are kamino kisi ko meri yaad nahi ayi kaya.
hey spicy dear how r u
whn r u coming back
are kamino meri yaad kisiko nahi ayi kya.
Divya g muje vaise aple psnd ni apko kya psnd h
Divya g ap kha s belong krte ho or kya krte ho
Panchhi g fb p id bna lo
Panchhi g fb p id bna lo kon se class m study krte ho
DIVYA kha ho tummmmmmmm
i missssss uuuuuuuuuuuu
Yaar I eat lot of APPLES….Have lot of GF too, but I dnt have AIDS yaar…
Yeh pancchi aur rashi name mujhe dono ek se lagte hain…@pancchi mujhe kafi ladkia chidio jaisi najar aati hain kya tum meri baat se aggree ho???.
DHIRAJ ye to tumhari soch hai isme mein kya keh sakti hu yaar tu hi bata????? bt tumhe kuchh ladkia chidiyo jesi lagti hai to tumari ankho mein hi kuchh problem hai yaarrrrr
Tum sab keval bakwas hi karte ho kyaaaaaaa?