Arrey Koi Meri Bhi Maar Do
1990 Mein Abhinetri Madhuri Dixit Itni Hit Hui Ki Brahm Lok Tak Charche Hone Lage.
Udhar Bhi Logo Ko Ichha Hui Ki Madhuri Ka Dance Dekha Jaye To Brahm Dev Ne Madhuri Ko Bulaya Aur Sabke Samne Nachne Ka Aadesh Diya.
Andhere Mein Sab Mandali Bana Kar Beth Jate Hai, Aur Roshni Sirf Madhuri Par Hoti Hai.
Dance Shuru Hota Hai, Sab Tharki Ho Jate Hai, Tabhi Achanak Ek Aawaz Aati Hai: “Arrey Koi Meri Bhi Maar Do”
Sab Hairan Ho Jate Hai Aur Roshni Jala Kar Puchte Hai Ki Koun Bola.
Par Koi Bhi Jawab Nahi Deta, Sab Pareshaan Ho Jate Hai,
Brahm Dev Ek Chetavani De Kar Fir Se Dance Shuru Karva Dete Hai
Tabhi Fir Se Awaaj Aati Hai: “Arrey Koi Meri Bhi Maar Do”
Dubara Se Roshni Karke Dekhte Hai To Koi Nahi Milta.
Ab Brahm Dev Surya Dev Ko Bolne Wale Ko Pakdne Ke Liye Kehte Hai.
Naach Fir Se Shuru Hota Hai, Tabhi Fir Se Awaz Aati Hai: “Arrey Koi…”
Bas Itna Hi Kaha Tha Ki Surya Dev Ne Prakash Kar Diya,
To Dekha Ki Sab Ke Sab Muth Maar Rahe The Aur Esa Masih Latke Hue Bole Rahe The Ki: “Arrey Koi Meri Bhi Maar Do“
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1990 में अभिनेत्री माधुरी दीक्षित इतनी हिट हुई की ब्रहम लोक तक चर्चे होने लगे.
उधर भी लोगो को इच्छा हुई की माधुरी का डांस देखा जाये तो ब्रह्म देव ने माधुरी को बुलाया और सबके सामने नाचने का आदेश दिया.
अँधेरे में सब मंडली बना कर बेठ जाते है, और रौशनी सिर्फ माधुरी पर होती है.
डांस शुरू होता है, सब ठरकी हो जाते है, तभी अचानक एक आवाज़ आती है: "अरे कोई मेरी भी मार दो"
सब हैरान हो जाते है और रौशनी जला कर पूछते है की कौन बोला.
पर कोई भी जवाब नहीं देता, सब परेशान हो जाते है,
ब्रह्म देव एक चेतावनी दे कर फिर से डांस शुरू करवा देते है
तभी फिर से आवाज आती है: "अरे कोई मेरी भी मार दो"
दुबारा से रौशनी करके देखते है पर कोई नहीं मिलता.
अब ब्रह्म देव सूर्य देव को बोलने वाले को पकड़ने के लिए कहते है.
नाच फिर से शुरू होता है, तभी फिर से आवाज़ आती है: "अरे कोई..."
बस इतना ही कहा था की सूर्य देव ने प्रकाश कर दिया,
तो देखा की सब के सब मुठ मार रहे थे और इसा मसीह लटके हुए बोले रहे थे की: "अरे कोई मेरी भी मार दो"
hmmm last wali line smj me ni ayi
Kaise ho dosto?
@Kabutari tujhe kisine kaid kar liya thha ya phir tu kisi pinjare me fash gayi thhi. Jabse mai vapas nvgpur me aaya hu tera kuch pata thikana nahi chal raha hai.
1.Oy admin aise joke mat la yar bhagwan pe joke nahi,
2 y.ar meri gf sikkh h use kaun sa joke sunau. sb sardar pe hi joke q bnate ho.
Bhai…. Esa kuch nahi hai… main khud ek SIKH hu … par mera motive aap logo ko hasane ka hai.. aur santa ek esa character hai jiske naam se hi hasi aa jati hai joke pe aaye ya na aaye
Submuth marne ki jagah madhuri ki hi maar lete
Yar baba saxidas Sardaro ka dimag kam ni hota kyu ki meri gf sirf 1 hour k liye mujhse milti h baki time study karti h
Hahahahahahahahaha…….. Very funny… Hehehe…
Hii… Dosto kaise ho ap sub?
@PRIYA tum kaisi ho dost…..???
Hehehe… Accha joke hai.
Dosto! Duniya ne mujh pe feke thhe jo pathhar behisab,
unhi patharo ko jodkar maine apna ghar bana liya.
Lo milo dosto inse…..
@Koi patthar mare to ghar bna lete hai.
@Koi jute mare to jute ki dukan khol lenge.
@Koi tamatar mare to sabjiyo ki dukan khol lenge.
JAY BRO itni sahanshilta thik nhi..
Itne sidhe n bano ki duniya tumhe nigal jaye,
itne tede b mat bano ki duniya tumhe thuk de.
@Nilesh bro. Baat ko aap samajh nahi paye, mere kahne ka matlab ye hai ke agar koi apki galti ya khrab Aadato par hi Aapko pathar ya juta marta hai toh Aapko maar khakar us se sikh leni chahiye aur apne aapko sudharna chahiye. Mere samajh se baat ko aap samajh gaye honge.
@DHIRAJ Sweetheart, Teri shokh nigaho ki masumiyat ki kasam dost,
edhar kai dino se mai so v jata hun to tere khwab jaga detey hai. I miss u, Pls. Come on…
Wah maza aa gya
@wanted bro. Kaise maza aa gaya ? Mutth marke ya phir joke padhke ? Ya phir koi aur resion hai ?
Hehehehehehehehe.’……………..
Mai to haste haste pagal ho gaya……..
Mast hai…’………..
Do log muth nahi maar rahe the batao kon-kon.????????
please dont write any type of joke for god
and jisne bhi ye joke likha he is really a ghatiya insaan
Hehehehe
ye jke kisi ne nhi likha blki type kiya hai. :-P
bhai mja aa gya .aap sab kaise frndz
admin ji aap to itne samjhdar hain isiliye main aap se nivedan karta hun ki ishwar ke baare main aise joke nahin publish karne chahiye ….. asha karunga ki aap meri baat se sahmat honge.
@jay*,.kya kahun tumse..ki tumhara dil hi kucch waisa hai..ki aap bhi hume khayalo mein rakhte hain aur hum bhi..kyunki hum dono ka yeh rista hi kucch meetha aur purana hai.:)
@jay..duniya tum pe patthar phek rahi hai..kai saalo se..aur duniya ne mujh pe kainchi chalai,meri katai chhatai ki,thook phenke,kai thokre di..mujhe dard diya..jisne mujhe khubsurat aur majboot banaya…aur tumne unn dher saare patthro se apna bada ghar sajaya…dua krein yeh duniya iss tarah hum par apni kripa barsae aur hume..khass banae:)
@ragini..tc:)..samir..u 2:)
Superlike…
Jin logo ko es samaj galat laga k eh god par une kahna chahta hu ki yeh nonveg joke site aap sab ko pata hai ch yaha kis tarah k joke honge
aur bagwan ka nam suru mein hi aa jata hai phir aap log joke pura pad kar haste hai aur kahte hai god par joke thik nai
Hi ramo first of all let me tell you god ka naam pehle kahin nahi tha aur ye joke padne ke baad ham hus toh bilkul bhi nahi rahe the but yeh soch rahe ki itni giri hui soch kiski hogi
hi priya, kaisi ho yr. i mis u.. :-(
yr jokes to bahut achcha tha
but yr god ko to chhod diya karo…
What is all this you publish any thing without even considering it. The above joke says very ridiculous thing about jesus christ. Please do not abuse any religion especially the god and surely you will suffer for this sin
yar joke to bahut ghinona tha lekin,allah maf kare hansi aaaa gai.
yar mana ki twada sense of humour bada changa hai lekin dimag had hi ganda hai.
dost ho sake to bhagvan ko chod de akhir me muh lekar vahin jana hai.
bhai ji tusi bilkul sahi keya…. par kis jagha likha hai ki bhagwan ko apne pe joke pasand nahi ya majak pasand nahi
mujhe itna bata do ki kisi ko kya pata bhagwan kaisi khush hota hai.. kayi bar vo logo ke bure kam se khush ho jata hai aur kabhi sari zindagia che kamo se khush nahi hota
Main itna kahunga.. bhagwan kya hai use kya pasand hai ye kisi ko nahi pata.. aur vo na ye pata lagne deta hai ki vo kaisi khush hota hai
agar ye bat kisi ko pata chal jaye to log use ungliyo pe ghumaye….
pra g gal to tusi vadi changi karte ho aur asi ta sirf advise de re the ye twade uthe hai ki lena hai ya nahi, asi twadi soch ta joke dono di kadar karde si lekin kai lokan nu ye gal changi ni lagdi to twanu b twade readers di soch da dhyan rakhna chahiye chal pra koi gal ni asi tere sath hai wish u all the best keep on joking:);):)