Arrey Wah, Aaj To Bhudapa Pension Mil Hi Gayi

Pati Khushi Khushi Ghar Aya Aur Biwi Ko Awaj Dekar Bola.

Pati: “Arey Rahul Ki Maa Sunti Ho, Mujhe Seene Ke Safed Baal Dikhane Pe Bhudapa Pension Mili Hai

Biwi: “Pant Ki Zip Khol Ke Dikha Dete To Viklaang Bhatta Bhi Mil Jaata

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Pati- Sunti Ho, Muje Seene K Safed Bal Dikhane Pe Bhudapa Pension Mil Gyi Hai. BV- Pant Ki Zip Khol K Dikha Dete To Viklang Bhatta Bhi Mil Jata

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  68 Comments

  1. Dhiraj* says:

    @him an shoo..the don…Dhiraj ki bhootni..k baare me naa hi puchho to accha rahega…
    kyunki..ek baar use jo dekh liye..pure din bhar uske khyalo mein doob jaega…woh bootni..apne aap mein ek ajuba hai:)…phir bhi uss bhootni ki aankhen log dekh hi lete hain…bade dukh ki baat hai ab woh bhootni ka shikar koi ladka nhi kr paya…jay ki khoshish acchi thi..usne thodi jagah uss bhootni k dil mein bana li hai..uss bhootni ka mann hai ki woh duniya k samne aa jae..par woh ek aise madhosh bhootni hai..ki duniya k saamne uska aana behad khtrnak hai…totally virgin bhootni…jo shyad khubsurti mein kisi ko bhi beat kr de…but woh bhootni..khush hai apni freedom se…uss bhootni ko jo dekhega dekhta rah jaega…samjhlo woh bhootni ek nasha hai..charas hai..so THREE WHEELER BABAJI usse bach k raho…dekhte hain woh bhootni kis ksmatwaan ladke ko milti hai..tc n bye.haha
    tc jay samir rashii benaam nilesh babaji anuj prince bahut dino baad..and all frens
    ……..look beautiful think beautiful listen beautiful speak beautiful..if u do it everyday..one day u will be damn sexy hot n beautyful like my bhootni:)..tc bye bye

    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      Ap is site ke akele bande hai jo apne kai bar meri tabiyat ke bare me puch chuke hai.
      Ab pahle se jyada thik hu..
      Apko tah e dil se shukriya mere dosto..

      1. Deleted says:

        @Nilesh मे 6 महिने तक अस्पताल मे रहा हं। मुझे मालुम ह बिमार होना कैसा लगता ह्। मे अभी भी पूर्ण रूप से ठीक नही हूआ हु।

  2. Deleted says:

    @Rashi ji आप कैसी ह्। आज शुक्रवार का क्या प्रोग्राम ह्। कल तो आप की छुटी होगी ?

  3. डीलीटिड says:

    ्प्रिया जी आप भी कल छुटी पर हो क्या?

      1. Deleted says:

        no, actually kal to sara din meetings mein book rahta h….or director ke sath video conferance bhi h budget par….
        :(

  4. Dhiraj* says:

    @nilesh dear, thanx meri h.f(heart friend) bhootni k liye..
    @Del tc and nilesh u too!!…meri bhootni kaafi confuse hai aajkal:)

  5. Dhiraj* says:

    @Dear jay..kyun meri bhootni..ko pareshaan kr rahe ho…woh mujhme itni doob chuki hai..mujhe ek pal k liye chhodti nahi hai…usne mujhse wada kia mein iss janm mein sirf Dhiraj ki hoon aur kisi ki nhi..usse milna hai..to mujhse milna padega…kyunki woh mujhe chhode tab to…agar woh mujhe chhod de to..uska tum hi bhala krna kyunki..saari duniya meri bhootni ki deewani hai…lagta hai pichle janm mein koi naata hoga uska….meri bhootni aur meri taraf se..aap sabko…Good Night:)
    ..Gudnight Rashii di….
    ..Jay apna khyal rakhna…tumhare saath koi bhoot rahta hai…mein isliye pucch raha hun kyunki meri bhootni ko bhoot pasand aate hain…saare nhi..:)

  6. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Kanto bhari rah me kaun sath deta hai…???
    Mom/dad..? – NO
    Hasband/wife..? – NO
    Friends..? – NO
    Boyfriend..? – NO
    Girlfriend..? – NO
    Himmat..? – NO
    Atmaviswash..? – NO
    AGAR KOI SATH DETA HAI, TO WAH HAI.:-
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    .Your chappal.
    Uthakar chum lo dosto… Bade kam ki chij hai… Bta de rha hu..
    ((are aapne chum bhi liya.. Aapse hi kah rha hu.. Jo person is joke ko read kr rha hai.))
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHE…..

  7. Dhiraj* says:

    which is the most dangerous living creature on earth???
    1.crocodile
    2.lion
    3.shark
    4.snake
    ans is crocodile no..
    real ans is corrupt illiterate greedy politin
    good night sweetdream bahut joro ki need aa rahi hai..bye..

  8. Jay says:

    Hey Dosto!
    Gud am. . .
    Bhootni ko dekhte hi mere sare Armaan machal gaye,
    Dil to aise dhadka k jaise jaan nikal gayi.
    Wo mere bed pe aayi aur dhire se muskurai, Pash apne kichkar mujhe apne seene se lagayi.
    Bahon me Bharkar jab Usne apne Seene se lagaya.
    Dosto! Aisa lagne laga ki Aaz mere kayamat ke din Aaya.
    Matha chumi, Aankhe chumi aur mere Baalo ko hath se sahlayi.
    Mere to jaise Shoye huwe saare Armaan Jaag gaye,
    Dil to aise dhadka ki jaise jaan nikal gayi.
    Maine apne Honth uske Hontho se milaya,
    aur dono Hantho se uske seene ko dabaya.
    Mujhe Imran Hashmi ka wo Style yaad Aaya,
    phir kya ???
    Phir kya Dosto Maine Fatak se usko Bhootani pe Aazmaya.
    Uske Muh se to zoor se Sishkaari Nikal gayi aur
    Dosto
    mai kya batau . . .?
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    mere toh. . .?

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    Mere to Undrwre se. . .





    Pichkari Nikal gayi :-D
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    Abe Salo yaha se bhago aur mujhe apni gili Undrwre change karne do :-(
    Tum logo ne kya samajh rakha thha ki mai free me hi puri Blue Film dikha dunga :)
    hehehe. . .
    Baccho aur Bacchiyo, Ab jawo aur muh-hath dhokar soo jawo.
    Nahi to tumharey v pash Bhootni ki Maa Aa jayegi :P
    aur phir . . . ?
    Tumhari bhi Undrwre gili ho jayegi . . .gud ni8 n gud morning ! !

    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      Hahahahahahahahahehehehehehehehehehehe…..
      JAY BRO,, Kahi apko nightfall to nhi ho gya. Bhutni ke chakkar me.. Hahahahaha….
      But ek bat btao JAY BRO.. ye BHOOTNI hai kaun…???

  9. Jay says:

    Dhiraj Sh (sh.. Sweetheart), Raat ko Teri bhontni aayi mere Samne aur usko swapandosh ho gaya,
    Meri v Izzat bach gayi
    aur
    usko v Santosh ho gaya :-(

  10. deleted says:

    Admin mujhse baat nahi karni to koi baat nahi but oorro k cmts par to cmts kar sakte Ho ….hum utne Mein bhi khush Ho jagenge ……

    1. Jay says:

      Del bro. Admin gahari need me so raha hai to usey sone do. Usey aaram ki jarurat hai Q k wo pahle se hi “G” marwa-marwa k thaka huwa hai aur upar se ye Faagun (HOLI) ke mahine me bahut sare nvg dost bhai apni-apni Rang Bhari Pichkari apne haatho me pakadkar Admin k hi Intzar me hai ki wo dikhayi dey aur uski Pant pichey se Gili kar diya jaay . . .hehehe

  11. rashii says:

    gd mrng frnds kal ek dream dekha humne, dream thoda ajib tha humne dekha admin ji bachho k sath khel rahe hain aur jb humne pucha ap kaha busy rhte ho to unhone kaha main kuch din bachho k sath busy rhunga, ajib dream tha na

  12. rajesh says:

    Chhaht teri
    pehchan meri
    mohabbat teri
    shaan he meri
    hoke juda tujhse kya reh
    paunga tu to aakhir jaan
    hao meri