Arrey Wah, Aaj To Bhudapa Pension Mil Hi Gayi
Views: 28,647 - Posted on 24 Feb 2012
"Budhapa Pension Leke Pati Khushi Khushi Ghar Aya. Par Patni Ne Kuch Esa Bol Ke Uska Sara Mood Hi Kharab Kar Diya."
Pati Khushi Khushi Ghar Aya Aur Biwi Ko Awaj Dekar Bola.
Pati: “Arey Rahul Ki Maa Sunti Ho, Mujhe Seene Ke Safed Baal Dikhane Pe Bhudapa Pension Mili Hai”
Biwi: “Pant Ki Zip Khol Ke Dikha Dete To Viklaang Bhatta Bhi Mil Jaata“
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hmmmmmmmm acha hai
purana joke hai par nye masale ke sath gud
hmmmmm
Hehehehe…..
Bahut hus rhe ho,
kya bat hai..
Thoda sa mai b
has lu..
Hahahahahahaha
haheheheheheheh
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Are madam ap kis janam ka badla le rhi hai..
ab maine kya kiya? ? ? :( :((
Ohh… Sorry ,mai b pichle joke me apke upar hsa tha. Hahahaha…
Ha ha ha Gud joke.
GUD joke h
Thanks….. admin bro.
3WBJ
@him an shoo..the don…Dhiraj ki bhootni..k baare me naa hi puchho to accha rahega…
kyunki..ek baar use jo dekh liye..pure din bhar uske khyalo mein doob jaega…woh bootni..apne aap mein ek ajuba hai:)…phir bhi uss bhootni ki aankhen log dekh hi lete hain…bade dukh ki baat hai ab woh bhootni ka shikar koi ladka nhi kr paya…jay ki khoshish acchi thi..usne thodi jagah uss bhootni k dil mein bana li hai..uss bhootni ka mann hai ki woh duniya k samne aa jae..par woh ek aise madhosh bhootni hai..ki duniya k saamne uska aana behad khtrnak hai…totally virgin bhootni…jo shyad khubsurti mein kisi ko bhi beat kr de…but woh bhootni..khush hai apni freedom se…uss bhootni ko jo dekhega dekhta rah jaega…samjhlo woh bhootni ek nasha hai..charas hai..so THREE WHEELER BABAJI usse bach k raho…dekhte hain woh bhootni kis ksmatwaan ladke ko milti hai..tc n bye.haha
tc jay samir rashii benaam nilesh babaji anuj prince bahut dino baad..and all frens
……..look beautiful think beautiful listen beautiful speak beautiful..if u do it everyday..one day u will be damn sexy hot n beautyful like my bhootni:)..tc bye bye
DHEERAJ BRO, Man gya yar tumhari BHOOTNI ko… Kya bhootni hai.
Hahahahahehehehe…
Dheeraj bro, ap to pura chhap kr rkh diye yar’,, hahahahehehe…
nilesh tabiyat kaise h
Ap is site ke akele bande hai jo apne kai bar meri tabiyat ke bare me puch chuke hai.
Ab pahle se jyada thik hu..
Apko tah e dil se shukriya mere dosto..
@Nilesh मे 6 महिने तक अस्पताल मे रहा हं। मुझे मालुम ह बिमार होना कैसा लगता ह्। मे अभी भी पूर्ण रूप से ठीक नही हूआ हु।
Deleted bro, apko hua kya tha..?
Plz give me detail..!! Bro..
@Rashi ji आप कैसी ह्। आज शुक्रवार का क्या प्रोग्राम ह्। कल तो आप की छुटी होगी ?
deleted ji hum thik hain ji kal half day hain ap kaise ho?
्प्रिया जी आप भी कल छुटी पर हो क्या?
yess….& u???
no, actually kal to sara din meetings mein book rahta h….or director ke sath video conferance bhi h budget par….
:(
okkk
@nilesh dear, thanx meri h.f(heart friend) bhootni k liye..
@Del tc and nilesh u too!!…meri bhootni kaafi confuse hai aajkal:)
Kyo kya huaa bro.. Kahi apki bhootni …… Hehehehehe…..
kaise ho dhiraj ji?
Nilesh ji nind na aana humari bimari nhi hain isliye ilaj hum nhi bta skte
It’s okk.. RASHII JI.
good night
tc bheem ji
i like ths jokes umaahaaaa on u r cheeks
Aaj to meri khair nahi hai. . . . Ye Dhiraj ki Bhootani to Aaj puri raat mujhe sone nahi degi. . .buhuhu
hmmm
thik thak joke he……..gn
Bhootni????????????????????????
Hey dear all frnds!
Ye “Bhootani ke” kis gaali ko kahtey hai ?
@Dear jay..kyun meri bhootni..ko pareshaan kr rahe ho…woh mujhme itni doob chuki hai..mujhe ek pal k liye chhodti nahi hai…usne mujhse wada kia mein iss janm mein sirf Dhiraj ki hoon aur kisi ki nhi..usse milna hai..to mujhse milna padega…kyunki woh mujhe chhode tab to…agar woh mujhe chhod de to..uska tum hi bhala krna kyunki..saari duniya meri bhootni ki deewani hai…lagta hai pichle janm mein koi naata hoga uska….meri bhootni aur meri taraf se..aap sabko…Good Night:)
..Gudnight Rashii di….
..Jay apna khyal rakhna…tumhare saath koi bhoot rahta hai…mein isliye pucch raha hun kyunki meri bhootni ko bhoot pasand aate hain…saare nhi..:)
Kanto bhari rah me kaun sath deta hai…???
Mom/dad..? – NO
Hasband/wife..? – NO
Friends..? – NO
Boyfriend..? – NO
Girlfriend..? – NO
Himmat..? – NO
Atmaviswash..? – NO
AGAR KOI SATH DETA HAI, TO WAH HAI.:-
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Uthakar chum lo dosto… Bade kam ki chij hai… Bta de rha hu..
((are aapne chum bhi liya.. Aapse hi kah rha hu.. Jo person is joke ko read kr rha hai.))
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHE…..
which is the most dangerous living creature on earth???
1.crocodile
2.lion
3.shark
4.snake
ans is crocodile no..
real ans is corrupt illiterate greedy politin
good night sweetdream bahut joro ki need aa rahi hai..bye..
gn dhiraj ji
**GOOD NIGHT DEAR ALL FRIENDS**
Ayilaaa rey. . Bhootani tu aa gayi . . . . ?
good night frnds
Hey Dosto!
Gud am. . .
Bhootni ko dekhte hi mere sare Armaan machal gaye,
Dil to aise dhadka k jaise jaan nikal gayi.
Wo mere bed pe aayi aur dhire se muskurai, Pash apne kichkar mujhe apne seene se lagayi.
Bahon me Bharkar jab Usne apne Seene se lagaya.
Dosto! Aisa lagne laga ki Aaz mere kayamat ke din Aaya.
Matha chumi, Aankhe chumi aur mere Baalo ko hath se sahlayi.
Mere to jaise Shoye huwe saare Armaan Jaag gaye,
Dil to aise dhadka ki jaise jaan nikal gayi.
Maine apne Honth uske Hontho se milaya,
aur dono Hantho se uske seene ko dabaya.
Mujhe Imran Hashmi ka wo Style yaad Aaya,
phir kya ???
Phir kya Dosto Maine Fatak se usko Bhootani pe Aazmaya.
Uske Muh se to zoor se Sishkaari Nikal gayi aur
Dosto
mai kya batau . . .?
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mere toh. . .?
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Mere to Undrwre se. . .
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Pichkari Nikal gayi :-D
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Abe Salo yaha se bhago aur mujhe apni gili Undrwre change karne do :-(
Tum logo ne kya samajh rakha thha ki mai free me hi puri Blue Film dikha dunga :)
hehehe. . .
Baccho aur Bacchiyo, Ab jawo aur muh-hath dhokar soo jawo.
Nahi to tumharey v pash Bhootni ki Maa Aa jayegi :P
aur phir . . . ?
Tumhari bhi Undrwre gili ho jayegi . . .gud ni8 n gud morning ! !
Hahahahahahahahahehehehehehehehehehehe…..
JAY BRO,, Kahi apko nightfall to nhi ho gya. Bhutni ke chakkar me.. Hahahahaha….
But ek bat btao JAY BRO.. ye BHOOTNI hai kaun…???
**GOOD MORNING FRIENDS**
good morning ….
gd mrng ji
Good Morning 2 all of u . . . .
Good morning
Rashi ji aap aaj raat bhi nahi soe …..?**
Priya ji aap ko bhi GUD mrng
good morning ji
Dhiraj Sh (sh.. Sweetheart), Raat ko Teri bhontni aayi mere Samne aur usko swapandosh ho gaya,
Meri v Izzat bach gayi
aur
usko v Santosh ho gaya :-(
Admin mujhse baat nahi karni to koi baat nahi but oorro k cmts par to cmts kar sakte Ho ….hum utne Mein bhi khush Ho jagenge ……
Del bro. Admin gahari need me so raha hai to usey sone do. Usey aaram ki jarurat hai Q k wo pahle se hi “G” marwa-marwa k thaka huwa hai aur upar se ye Faagun (HOLI) ke mahine me bahut sare nvg dost bhai apni-apni Rang Bhari Pichkari apne haatho me pakadkar Admin k hi Intzar me hai ki wo dikhayi dey aur uski Pant pichey se Gili kar diya jaay . . .hehehe
@jay,.hahahaha!!
meri bhootni se bach k rah!!
good morning friens….
gd mrng frnds kal ek dream dekha humne, dream thoda ajib tha humne dekha admin ji bachho k sath khel rahe hain aur jb humne pucha ap kaha busy rhte ho to unhone kaha main kuch din bachho k sath busy rhunga, ajib dream tha na
hehehe….ye dream tha ke reality????
jo v tha funny tha :):):)
hume bhi ajib lga :)
deleted ji 2.30am so gaye the hum, waise kal jay dear ki nind udi hui thi
dhiraj ji hmmm apki diary me sirf jay dear k hi cmt hain?
Hi.. guys… :-D :-) ;-) :-( :-P ;-( and girls
@rashii di, jay k 90percent cmnts hain meri diary mein…aur aapke bhi hain par jaade nhi.:)
hum 1% se kaam chala lenge :)
Jay admin kuch jaruri kaam kar raha hoga …varna wo jarur prakat hota ….
hi rashi how r u
hum thik hain
Chhaht teri
pehchan meri
mohabbat teri
shaan he meri
hoke juda tujhse kya reh
paunga tu to aakhir jaan
hao meri