Pati Khushi Khushi Ghar Aya Aur Biwi Ko Awaj Dekar Bola.

Pati: “Arey Rahul Ki Maa Sunti Ho, Mujhe Seene Ke Safed Baal Dikhane Pe Bhudapa Pension Mili Hai”

Biwi: “Pant Ki Zip Khol Ke Dikha Dete To Viklaang Bhatta Bhi Mil Jaata“

Kahte Hai Maths Bahut Hi Khatarnaak Cheez Hai - Nahi Yakeen To Aaj Dekh Lo Maths Ka Jaado

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Hindi Version

पति ख़ुशी ख़ुशी घर आया और बीवी को आवाज देकर बोला.

पति: "अरे राहुल की माँ सुनती हो, मुझे सीने के सफ़ेद बाल दिखाने पे बुडापा पेंशन मिली है"

बीवी: "पेंट की जिप खोल के दिखा देते तो विकलांग भत्ता भी मिल जाता"

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