Ashiq Ki Fariyad Uske Janaze Par

Views: 1,402 - Posted on 14 Jun 2010

Laut Jaati Hai Duniya Gham Hamara Dekh Kar,

Jaise Laut Jaati Hai Lehren Kinara Dekh Kar;

Aap Kandha Na Dena Mere Janaze Ko,

Kahin Phir Zinda Na Ho Jaoon Aapke Boobs Dekh Kar!

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8 Responses to "Ashiq Ki Fariyad Uske Janaze Par"

  1. Anonymous says:

    Ek andhi ladki ko ek ladka cjodh reha tha. Ladki ne neeche hath dalke poocha …ye kia hai?

    Boy: ye balls hain !

    Andhi ladki:isko andar nahi dalte?

    Boy : (chodte huey)..na!

    Andhi ladki: dekho andhi hu..par mera haque nahi chinna

  2. nishi says:

    etna bekaar jokes mt likha kr..

  3. fateh says:

    hahahahahaha ur rite anonymous

  4. Monty says:

    kya joke hai yaar

  5. Nagesh says:

    nishi tu andhi to nahi hai

  6. Gaurav says:

    Teri khani ajib h

  7. love is loveable says:

    Aashiq ki dusri fariyaad,

    Jab udhe mera zanaza to unki galiyon me ghuma dena,

    Jab pass aye unka ghar to mera nikal kar hila dena.

    abe gandi soch walo kya soch rahe ho,

    aashiq to haath ki bat kar raha hai.

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