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Santa Ko Ek Tourist Angrej Mila Jiska Naam Jack Thha,

Jack: “Please Teach Me Hindi

Santa Khush Hoke: “Ok, Sure

Jack: “What Is The Meaning Of Cheater?”

Santa: “Bahan Ka Lund

Jack: “Meaning Of Straight Person

Santa: “Gaandu

Jack: “Meaning Of Clever Person

Santa: “Bhosri Ka

Jack: “You Are Making Me Fool.”

Santa: “Chutia Kyu Bana Raha Hai.

Jack: “Something Happned Wrong With Me

Santa: “Lag Gaye Lode

Jack: “Don’t Disturb Me

Santa: “Gand Mein Ungli Mat Kar

Jack: “Go To Hell

Santa: “Apni Maa Chuda

Jack: “It Is Nothing

Santa: “Teri Maa Ki Choot / Or Ghanta

To Dosto Is Tarha Santa Ne Bechare Jack Ki Indirectly Maa Bahan Ek Kar Di, Aur Usko Bata Diya Ki Hum Hindistani Bhi Kam Nahi Hai…

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  75 Comments

  1. Jay says:

    ha ha ha ha ha……….Bhai esi bahane aapne v to uski maa bahan ek kar di aur usko bata diya ki hum Nonvegiwo ko ungali karne ki to choro kabi dikhana v nahi….hehehe

    1. Admin says:

      mene us se badla nahi liya.. aur na uski maa bahan ek ki hai.. agar esa karna hota to uske asli naam se joke banata…

      mujhe pata thha tum log yahi sochoge isliye jaan bhuj ke tum logo ko entertain karne ke liye esa kiya… hehehe

      1. Samir says:

        Hi lovely
        mai tera hi cream FAIR LOVELY apne pappu ko lagata hoon,,,jisse mere pappu ka rang kafi nikhar gaya hai,,he he

        JPR

      2. Jay says:

        @ Samir yar Wahi FAIR LOVELY Creem apni Gand par v laga ley jis se wo v kuch gori ho jaye, yaar teri gand bahut hi kali hai…….hehehe

        Tujhe apne Pappu (Machli pakdne wala kanta "Banshi") par FAIR LOvely Creem lagane se kya fayada, Uspar vaislin lagaya kar jis se tere hi G##d ko problm nahi hogi….hehehe

        Qki jab tera pappu josh me aata hoga to…..heheheh tera hi pappu teri hi ga#d.

      3. Samir says:

        Jay yar

        mai gora hoon,,or mera pappu v gora hai,,he he, 1 bat janta hai

        kl teri gf ne mere pappu ko dekhi to ouse pakar kr chusne lagi,,,kis tarah maine pappu ko teri gf se alag kiya mai hi janta hoon,, wo hi bol rahi thi jay ka pappu to kubra hai,,jb dekho dhiraj ko yad kr ke subah sam muth marte rahta hai,,

        tavi to kubra hogaya,aur boli samir tera pappu dikhne m kitna handsam hai,jate time teri gf ne mere pappu ko apni fair lovely gift di,,ishi jalan me tu sb jaghe ulta pulta hagta fir raha hai

        JPR

  2. Jay says:

    @ Yar SAMIR, NARESH & mere mu#hi marne wale frnds….

    Gosht k baghair Kabab nhi banta,

    Batain chodnay se koi NAWAB nhi banta.

    Bacha Paida karny k lye Lund dalna parta hai,

    JANI MUTHEN MARNE se koi Baap nhi banta;-)..tc.

    1. Samir says:

      Mera jay yar
      chut dekhne se koi chutmar nahi bnta
      chut ki baten krne se koi nabab nahi bnta
      bachcha paida krne k liye chut farna parta h
      gand marne se koi bap nahi bnta
      he he

      JPR

      1. Jay says:

        Yar Samir tu sahi kah raha hai,

        Lekin ye bata ki chut se pyar kisko nahi hai,

        Mil jaye chodne ki to inkar kisko hai?

        Manta hun kee Kuch mushkile hai chut pane me,

        Varna mutth aur gand marne se pyar kisko hai ????????

        Yar Smir Kitni chahat se likha tha tera name dewaron pe

        .

        .

        Beghairt bachon ne tere naam ke aage gando likh diya!

        hmmmmmmmmm

        _/”/_lekin yar main ki karun.

  3. kamdev says:

    santa ne le li jack ki

    keep it up

    Bhar main jaye duniya hum bajayega harmuniya

    jai hooooooo

    1. vinay says:

      ab santa jaise aadmi se agar koi hindi sikane jata hai to wo behan ka lauda hi hoga….. Aur santa kabhi kabhi hi ache kaam karta hai

    1. baba kamdev says:

      bhai tu jo b apna naam change ker kamdev mera registerd name h iss site ka..plz change it soon

  4. Jay says:

    “This special poem is dedicate to all my unmarried friends”

    Ek din zindagi aise maqam par aa jaye gi,

    Dosti to sirf yaadon me hi reh jaye gi.

    Goudi me bache honge or ap papa kehlayen ge,

    Or phir zindagi cerelac or feedar tak reh jaye gi.

    Susraal k chakkron me driver ki saza nazar aaye gi,

    Paisa to boht hoga magar usay tumhari BV lutaye gi.

    Ge lo khul kar is pal ko doston,

    Q K zindagi in palon ko phir se nahi dohraye gi….t.c.

  5. kapil the cute boy says:

    anjane me maa behan ek karne ka kya fayda.

    maja to tab aata jab us angrejan ko in sab bato ka pata chal jata ki kese santa ne uski bato bato me g..d maar di

  6. Mausam says:

    hahaha hehehhee

    Santa ne hindi ki ma bahan ek kardi,

    agar Jack ko panjaabi sikhaata to na jaane kya karta.

    hahahaa badaa hi haraami he ye Santa

    Very nice yaar

    aur dosto kaise ho sab

    1. Samir says:

      Panchhy
      jara dhire se hansa kr,,barna tere chonch far k DANT bahar nikal aayegi,,,he he
      opssssss
      sorryyyyy yar, mujhe yad hi nahi tha,,tere chonch me dant hi nahi hai,,,,

      JPR

  7. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    Are Baba Ji.. Kahi Administress Ke Mask Me koi Administrator na ho.. He he he.. Yaar Bro ye Administrator bade kaam ki cheej hoti hai.. Jaante ho jis computer pe taala laga hota hai(logon protected) usko main administrator wala lolypop chusa ke khol deta hoo.. ye bahut bada point hai.. Computer users dhyan de.. Administrator password jarur deve utna hi strong jitna logon password dete hain..

    @Admin Bro.. Rashhii ko rula diya na aapne? kal usne mujhe phone kiya tha.. kaha tha ki main to Admin ko tarsa rahi thi ki use koi aur ladki na mile lekin dekho kiase Administress se baate kar raha tha.. maine use shant karaya. meri to pakki ho yaari..ab tumhaari baari..

    1. Admin says:

      abe oye hehehe tune rashii se baat ki .. kaisi hai vo… awaj kaisi hai uski…. meethi ras bhari ya panchi ki tarha fatti baans

      aur abe hehe kya farak padta hai vo admin hai ya admini.. hum dosti ladka ladki dekh ke nahi karte..

      Baba Ji Ka kahna hai ki chatting pe aapko koi Ladki friend mile aur aap uske sath gul mil jao aur ek din bad mein pata chale ki vo to ladka hai to gabrao mat..

      Kyunki arey jitne maje aap ladke ke sath rah ke kar sakte ho ladki ke sath nahi.. jaha marji ghumo firo, movies dekho rat ko let aao galiya do logo ko maar peeto aur ladkiya patao.. par ye kam ladki ke sath rah ke nahi kiye jaate

      So enjoy the friendship of Boys and avoid girls and send them to me heheheh i whill handle them all

    2. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Aawaz to mast thi.. main to bus sunta hi rah gaya.. Hosh tab aaya jab Rashii zor zor se rone lagi.. lekin wo na bus tumhaari hi baat kar rahi thi isliye main jyada maza nahi le paaya.. yaar tumhaare pichhe itni ladkiya..main to jal ke rakh ho gaya..aur apni rakh ganga me pravahit bhi kar di.. he he he.. by the way Jack aata hai ya nahi..uske comment dikhne ko nahi mil rahe.. yaha to sab uske pichhe lage hai…

      1. Admin says:

        main ab uske comment approve nahi karta..

        aur sun bhai tu jal ke rakh mat ho hehe koi ek do murgiya fasne de tujhe gift kar dunga be

      2. Administress says:

        whos is rashi? N why she crying..m sry to her if i hurt her feelings..sry rashi.

        I dnt knw bt m nt here fr these talks n hurting smone.

        U enjoy all.:)

        Bye..:)

      3. panchhy says:

        arre behen cment thik se padhlo pehle vo majak kr rha hai…

        @admin kutten tune meri avaj kb suni bta muje..

  8. Thakur.Muthmaar.sing says:

    Miss. Panchhy shayari 4you:

    teri pyari surat pe dil haaru

    jarurat padne par aapne jaan vaaru

    jab sochun teri in harkatonp

    dil kare tere kaan ke neeche kaskar 2 ]]]] maaru.

    Dear panchy dont mind hehe

      1. Admin says:

        vo khud b achha nahi hai kyunki uska naam Muthmaar hai hehe aur logo ki muth marna uska kaam hai

      2. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        Ladki ko jab naam achha na lage to samajh lo bure din aa gaye hain.. First impression hi bad raha tumhaara.. he he he..

  9. Samir says:

    ****PANCHHY ka SOYAMBER*****
    kamjor dil wale aasik kirpya ishe na padhen,
    1 bahut hi khubsurat PANCHHY thi,ouski ankhen 2 choto choto batan jaisi thi,ouske chonch kanti jaisi thi,,
    jb wo nonveg syt pr se gujrti thi,syt k savi larke ous pr line marthe thhe,, 1 din panchy ki tabiyat kharab ho gayi,,ouse ultiyan aane lagi,,,tb ousne aasikon ki parikchha lene ki sochi or sandes veja,,
    RAVAN janu tum aate ho ya me hi aa oun,kalas or thal le ke,,aa jao na,
    ADMIN,mr kauva,bin bulaye mehman aa jana soyamber me
    SAMIR kamina pahle soyamber me aa, tabhi bachhon k liye dana laoungi,hunn
    BANJARA jana naha dho kr aana,
    PRINCE tu 2 set chaddi pahan ke aana,,,ganda larka,
    ,,
    1 chhupa rustam aasik pahuncha ouse dekh k,panchy chilayi,
    eeeeeeeeeeee
    ye to JACK hai,,abe gadhe tu v mujh se pyar karta hai,,
    tavi panchhy ko oulty aa gayi,ousne 1 GLASS me oulti ki,,or jack ko dete hue boli,agar tumhe mujh se sachcha pyar hai to ,ish oulti ko piyo,,jack oulti bala glass le oulti pine lagta hai,,,aadha glass oulti pine k bad ruk jata hai,,tb panchy puchhti hai,,kyun ruk gaye,,tb jack hasrat bhari nigahon se panchhy ko dekhta hai ,or kahta hai,,,Janu, Matar ka daana aa gaya tha wo hi chaba raha hoon,,
    chabar chabar,

    JPR
    ******************

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Yaar swaymber se pahle hi tumne jab Pancchy ko apne bachho ke liye daana laane ko bhej diya to swaymber ka maza hi kaha raha.. he he he… Aur main pahnata hoo be..lekin 1 hi..ek hi baar me do-do ganda karne se dhone me juada mehanat lagti hai.. he he he.

    2. panchhy says:

      abeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kitni gandi baate likhi h tune yaarrrrrrr padhke sachme ulti ane lgi chieeeeeeeeeeeee aur sun muje koi shonk ni hai apna swayamvar krvane ka samjhe …mene ni kaha kisiko v..

      1. Matrix says:

        Sale itna lamba likha hai ki dimaag kharab ho gaya. I want to puke on your story like panchhy. he..he.

        Admin kya haal chaal hai ye administress kaun hai kahin rashi hi to nahi. he..he..

      2. Samir says:

        Beta matrix
        itna lamba jayega to gand to fategina ishi liye bolta hoon bachha thora thora liya kr(thora thora krke coment read kr) achha lagega,,,he he

        JPR

    3. Raj Bindaas says:

      Samir – chi chi chi yaaaaaaaaaak, ye kya likha hai tune mujhe to padhkar ulti aa raha hai, thoda imagination kiya to pura badan k roungte khade ho gaye chi chi abe hehehehe kuch to sharm kar mere bhai

  10. Jay says:

    @ Samir yar tum 2 sal se gym ja raha hai, tab to teri body Jali wali baniyan me Hritik Rosan jaisi dikhti hogi ?????????????

    1. Jay says:

      @ Divya ji, gud pm.

      Hum Bhusawal se hun, Aap ko maloom hi goga ki Bhusawal kis chez ke liye mashoor hai.

      Mujhe kele ki supply karne se time hi nahi milta hai ki gym jau…..hehehehe (m up se hu)

    2. Jay says:

      hmmmm….Bhai mai ye teer samir ko nishane par lakar dagne wala thha aur aapne pahle hi mar diya. Ab to wo bolega ki mai jaali wali baniyan nahi pahnta hun aur mai Hritik Roshan jaisa nahi Rajpal Yadav jaisa dikhta hun…….hehehehe

      1. Samir says:

        Jay yar

        mai chaddi pahanta hoon,,jokey ka or kabhi kabhi,RUPA daring ka v pahenta hoon,,he he

        aur jalidar bra to maine apni gf ko diya tha,,,or wo boli thi is jali se thandy thandy hawa aat hai,he he

        or yar mai to dabang hoon,,he he

        bt mera 1 dost hai jo bilkul hi rajpal k tarah lagta hai,,jo gym ,nahi jata hai,,or 1 bhola bhala dhiraj se pyar karta hai,,he he

        areee yar apna,,,JAY,,,he he

        JPR

  11. Wanted says:

    sach sach bata ki jack ki maa bahan santa kr raha tha ya tu kr raha tha? waise maza aaya hehehehe…

  12. Dhiraj says:

    @admin….u r right natural differences r made by god not by human beings…

    JAY kya baat hai upset ho gaye main tumhari problem samajh sakta hoon….ki u r JAY and my problm is m Dhiraj…

    kya kare kisse dosti kare SALA beech mein NATURE ka chhakar ajata hai…jay sorry 4 lamba bhasan..tc.

  13. Rashii says:

    Omg! Itni saari gaaliya

    admin ji ye prince ji jhut bol rahe hain, ap k siva hum kisi or ko phone nhi kerte hain, ap b inki baato mein aa gaye hehehe

    prince ji apse hum kya kahe, humne apko ph kiya or humhe pta b nhi chala hehe

    wanted ji jyda gaaliya dena ganda hota hain

    kapil ji, mausam ji, panchi ji, divya ji, jay ji, dhiraj ji, shallu ji, arush ji,heartbeat ji, psycho ji, raavan ji kaise ho ap sabhi?

    Kaaliya ji ap koshish b mat kijiyega werna hum apki rashi me rahu daal denge

    banjara ji lijiye humne apka name kisi or wajah se nhi liya,

    tc all frnds

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Are Dear.. wo Hollywood waali movie dekhi hai 'Inception'.. wahi jaadu mujhe bhi aata hai.. Bus farq itna hai sapne tum nahi hum dekh rahe the.. he he he.. Aur ye mere naam ke baad na Ji ki punchh na lagaaya karo…bada pyara lagta hai..aapke haatho se likha gaya mera naam..o my god.. he he he.. kya bol diya maine..

    2. Heartbeat says:

      Rashii yaar mere naam k piche JI mat lgaiya karo kuch-kuch hone lagta hai aisa lagta hai jaise tum keh rahi ho (O ji sunte ho maine kaha sunte ho A ji kuch bolo na ) ha ha ha ha

    3. Raj Bindaas says:

      Rashii ji , mera naam kahi dikh nhi raha hai kya mujhe is site se tadipar kar diya hai kya :(

  14. Jay says:

    hmmmm In a bus-

    Girl-I'm pregnant,plz give me seat?

    Seat dene k baad

    Boy-dekhne me to pregnant nhi lagti.

    Girl-Abhi kse lagungi 1 ghante phle hi to chudi hu:P

  15. Heartbeat says:

    For divya :- Zindgi tere bina adhuri hai. Na jane kyun tere-mere beech mein ye doori hai. Sochta hoon kabhi bhula doon tujhko. Par teri ek muskan meri kamjori hai.

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Naam change kar lo mere bhai… HeartBeat For Divya.. he he he. mujhse teri udaasi dekhi nahi jaati.. tujhe to har jagah Divya hi najar aati hai… Nashpati me divya, Apple me divya, Tarbuje me divya.., teri to duniya hi Divya ho gayi hai.. kabhi hum logo ko bhi yaad kar liya kar… Aakhir hum bhi hain kuchh aapke.. ya hum aapke hain kaun?

      1. Heartbeat says:

        Muje neend na aye muje chain na aye koi jaye yara dund k laye na jane kaha dil kho giya na jane kaha dil kho giya

    2. divya says:

      Heartbeat kya baat hai aaj kal to aap syr b ban gaye aisa kya hua apke 7 jo aapne syri b sheekh li hmmmm bolo bolo

      or aapne mujhe yaad rakha usske liye thnxxxxxxx dilse thnxxxxxx

      or sunao kaise ho?

      1. Heartbeat says:

        Dard-e-dil dard-e-jiger dil me bsaiya apne pehle b to main aashiq tha lekin ab aashiq k sang shaiyer bnaiya apne

  16. Thakur.Muthmaar.sing says:

    Panchhy ji bhuswal maharashtr me padta ha aur ye jalgaun distt me sathit ha. Mujhe badi hairani hui ki aapke is city ka nam pehli baar suna ha. Aapko chod kar duniya bhar ki ladkiyon ko bhuswal se lagav ha aur vaha ati jati rahti hain. KYUNKI BHUSWAL KELON(BANANA) KI PAIDAVAR KE LIYE DUNIYA BHAR ME JANA JATA HA. Ab ye mat kahna tum bi gandu ho hehehe

  17. Dinesh Choudhary says:

    Thank u adminji to post this joke.its mean I have art.

    Dard-e-dil dard-e-jiger dil me bsaiya apne pehle b to main aashiq tha lekin ab aashiq k sang shaiyer bnaiya apne

    For divya :- Zindgi tere bina adhuri hai. Na jane kyun tere-mere beech mein ye doori hai. Sochta hoon kabhi bhula doon tujhko. Par teri ek muskan meri kamjori hai.