Aur Karva Le Tariff
Views: 35,388 - Posted on 23 Jul 2011
Patni Ne Shadi Ke Kuch Months Baad Pati Ko Kaha.
Patni: “Janu, Aapne Kabhi Mere Gharwalo Ko Tariff Nahi Ki”
Pati: “Teri Choot, Teri Maa Ki Choot, Aur Sabse Bhadiya Mast Teri Bahan Ki Choot“
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm ye sala jarur santa hi hoga, jo sabki choot dekh chuka hai……..hehehehe
nice joke….pati jarur santa raha hoga
Good joke,
>Santa se panga, na baba na<
Jailor to Santa-
Suna hai tu kavi ho,
Kuchh sunao yaar,
Santa-
" gum-e-ulfat mai jo maar rahe ho jo gaand hamari,
Jis din milegi jamanat hame ma chod denge hum tumhari"
JAKE,
Tune kal Admin se pucha tha na k pahechana muze,
Admin ne sayad tuze nai pahechana hoga lekin maine tuze pahechan liya hai,
Tu to vohi banda hai na
Jo roz traine mai apni gaand ka x-ray leke ghumta raheta hai aur ye keh kar bhikh mangta hai k "dekho dekho, mere dil mai chhed hai"
Mai ne sahi pahechana na dosto
heheheh abe yaar ye mene joke banaya hua tha site pe dalne ke liye aur tumne idhar daal diya.. par anyway sahi situation mein daala.
abe tune to sahi pehchana bt hum sabne tujhe nhi pehchana tum ho koun ??????????????????????
Be kal to maine teri mari thi, bhul gaya, he he he
@jay,..tum bolo to tumhein itne kiss doon….ki bhagwan bhi ginti kar kar ke paagal ho jae..ha ha ha!…
@jay meine tumhein samir,prince,panky ko itne kiss diye par tum ne aur in sab ne mujhe ek bhi kiss nahi diya….samir to sabse bada chalu nikla….tum log itna sharam kyon ho..whyyyyyy?..kanjoos kyon bante ho??…yaad rakhna jindagi na milegi dobara kiss dene k liye….byeeeeeeeee!!
admin very good jokes bast site in india lage raho hehehahahehe
nice joke admin ji kya joke hai v good i am a big fan of your
Ailaaaaa larki
rakhi ji mai samir hu,ish site ka sb s kunwara lrka,mera is syt p koi gf nhi h ,kya tum mujh s dosti karogi,
bolo na apne gulab k pankhuri jaise HONTO s,agr tum mujh se dosti karogi to m apne poem s tumhe khub hasaya karunga
yar m kuchh hi din is syt p rahunga,plizzzzzz jaldi reply kro
achha h panchhy mayke gyi hui h,
JPR
haan ji jaroor karungi why not lekin mai bhi jyada din is syte per nahi hoon kyunki mera dubai ka ticket ban gaya hai fir bhi jab tak hoon aap logo ki frend banker rahoongi
Bhosari ke Ladki dekhi nahi ki Kutto ki tarah Laar tapkana shuru kar diya, Do Baccho ka Baap aur upar se BV bhi chor kar Apne Aashiq ke pash chali gayi hai phir bhi kah raha hai kee Sabhi ladko se KAwara hun……..hahahaha
Rakhi ji aur kon kon se jokes ache lage aapko…???
Big fan of your…..but what?
I think admin's penis, right
ye baar baar mere cmnt kahaan chale jaaate hai it is cheating
rakhi ji it's no cheating bcoz tumne jarur koi bekar kisam ka joke ya shayari comment kiya hoga jo admin ko pasand nahi aya so admin ne delete kardiya hoga ok.
Heheheh Nadeem Bhai aap to masha alla din b din hume samjhte ja rahe ho gahrayi se
rakhi ji h'w r u. it's no cheating bcoz tumne jarur koi bekar kisam ka joke ya shayari comment kiya hoga jo admin ko pasand nahi aya so admin ne delete kardiya hoga ok.
Admin ke underwear mai
——–N.V –ka–JANAMDIN———
bhai logon aur malon aj 23 julay ka din bada hi khusi ka din h,ishi din admn n ek drd nak parsab k bad ish NV ko janam diya tha,aur maa aur bap dono 1 sath hi bna tha,is n ishe bade pyar s pala posa aur hamesa ish ki rakchha ki,kayi atankbadiyon ne is N,V(nonvegpur) pr hmla kiya,to admn n apna gand farba liya lekin is NV pr jra sa v kharonch tk n aane diya,
ADMNk pas 1 purana jr jr 1 nalya banduk aur sirf 2 goliyan h jise wo apne dusmano ko sirf dikha kr NV ki rakhchha krta h,
admn n ab NV ki rakchha k liye ,,LUND,, ranjers ka gathan kiya h,,jisme gand expert SAMIR,jo dusmano ka gand farne ka kam karenge,,MUTHMAR jo dusmano ka muth mar mar k jan nikal denge,MATRIX jo galiyan dene ka kam krenge,aur SWAMI LUNACHARYA jo apne luna s bahri aakarman ko rokenge,,,is k lund ki lambayi itni h k ishe napa nhi ja saka,,
aur last m mai yehi kahna chahta hu,
NV k liye tum jiyo hajaro sal,
sal k din ho 12 hajar,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 U N.V (nonvegpur)
JPR
sameer mere bhai … sach mein tumne hi yad rakha site ka janam din.. thanks yar aur sabko to ladkiyo ke janam din hi yad rahte hai :(
bhai tera nam nonvegpur bhi bada acha laga thanks… ab mujhe ansu aa gaye hai kisi ldki ko kiss karke thodi der mein aata hun mood fresh karke
Admn yar
aj tera din bada hi lucky h,,is syt p aj sbse pahle maine,, NV ,,ko wish kiya,,ouske bad mera dekha dekhi sbhi n wish kiya aur 1 teri ruthi hui frend ne v wish kiya jisse sayad aj tujhe sbse jyada khusi hui hogi,,,
smjh le yehi mera birthday gift h tere liye,,bcoz maine hi birthdayday ka publicity kiya tha
aur yar purani baton ko bhul ja aur nye sire s rashi s frendship kr
JPR
Yup Samir Alam Bhai, thanks from the heart…..
aur meri rashii se koi narajgi nahi aur kisi bhi insan se meri narajgi nahi.. jan na chahta hai kyu?
Bhai jo cheez kabhi apni thhi hi nahi kya us se gila karna aur kya shikva…aur kya naraj hona
aur rahi bat friend meri vo thhi hai aur rahegi… ye uska faisla hai site pe na ane ka… mene kabhi kisi ko nahi kaha ki vo jaye
site ko janmdin bahot bahot mubarak ho…happy b'day nvg syt ko…
gud joke matlab choot ka bhoot.hehehe
BENIFITS OF LOVE….
1.loves makes u smarter..isme ek hormone type substance hota hai jo nervous system ko restore aur memory ko improve karta hai..jo naye brain cells k growth ki wajah se hota hai.
2.it helps fight cancer jisme wb cells cancerous cells ko khatm kar dete hain.
3.yeh aapke immune,endocrine and cardiovascular system k liye fayedemand hota hai.
4.yeh blood supply increase karta hai..
5.yeh oxytocin increase karta hai jo aapke dil k liye benifitable hai.
6.it controls early death up to 5 times jo log love nahi karte.
7.cholestrol reduce karta hai.
8..agar jade samay k liye young hona hai to love more n more.
9.it supplies essential food n oxygen to skin….so do love and spread the desease of love..ha ha ha!
Pachhy
kahan ho tm yar,,
aa jao na yar,,tere bina ab syt p mn nhi lgta h yar
aur yar panchhy agr tm nhi aayi to mai jo ek ya 2 din m syt chhorne wala tha wo aj hi syt chhor dunga yar
JPR
chahat par aitwar na raha
khushi kya hai ye ehsaas na raha
dekha hai in aankhon ne toote sapno ko is liye ab kisi ka intezar na raha?
(2)marte-marte jeena zindagi hai rote-rote hasna zindagi hai is zindagi ko bade shaan se jeena kyun ki kisi aur ke liye bhi jeena zindgi hai
Mujhe to ye lagta hai ye bhi meri tarah hi choot ka deewana hai,isliye kisi bhi aurat ya ladki ko dekhkar uski choot ki kalpana karne lagta hai.
Bro Mera Wo Comment Kaha Hai Jisme Maine Happy BirthDay Nonvegjokes.com Bola Tha?
Juthe konsa comment be…
He He He He He……………Bro.. Happy Birthday To Your Sites. Aur Aisi Baat Nahi Ki Hume Yaad Na Ho..Yaad Thi.
Many many happy returns of the day………..23rd…july….2011…….aaj hai saturday…….aaj ki raat admin k nv site k naam….dhink chika dhink chika…re ae ae a……everybody lets do party tonight…..hurrrayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!…thankkkkkkks to our fantastic admin to introducing such a great site….wooooooooooooooooooooo!!…bye.;).
thanku thanku dhiraj bhai…. bhagwan tujhe ek acha sa ladka de…. hehehehe
Abe oye Admin tu ye kya kah raha hai be, Kya Mai Accha ladka nahi hun ?????????
abe tu to gandu ladka hai be
Abe tab to tu MahaGandu ho gaya kyuki jaise Ghuru (BABA Ji) Waise hi Unke Chele.
Guru Ghantaal Chela Panji……….hehehehe
Jay gandu ladka hai? ?
How u know? ?
Dhiraj(hot>>sexy>>bindaas)
Boy or Girl ? ? ?
nice joke yar
Yaar mere comment display kyo nahi hote?
Congrats!! Admin for NV birthday..
Par aaj ke shayad tum veg sites ka udghaatan karne wale the. Is it ready….TC
mujhe unlimited free wali tariff chahiye aur 1 badiya sim card(ladki) jise mai unlimited use kar saku hehe aur agar na mile to admin mai teri g**d se hi kam chala lunga haha
many 2 happy returns of d day admin bhai, yar apne ko time hi rat me milta hai site par aane ka nahi to timw se wish karta
Thanks Bro, vese b Wish dil se honi chahiye bhai… time mein kya rakha hai
and vese bhi i hate those jo 12 bajte h happy bday bolte hai…
Are yaar maine ek joke bheja tha wo to publish hi nahi hua title tha (mausami ka joose). Or ye comment display hone me kitna waqt lagta hai.
already published hai bhai
Good jokes! :-)